Stealing Beer from parents

pinkyb

hey please don't comment on i shouldn't be doing this and all that stuff cos its a once off im just having a bad time and need a break.
My parents have a crate of coors and stella atois and there is a round 18 bottles in each can someone hive me advice on how to take a few bottles without them noticing thanks for the help ( no one tell me im shouldn't be doing this thanks)

Tom Dunne

Is it Coors Light or regular Coors?

UrbanSea

How old are you by the way?

If it were me I'd tell them I'm having a few bottles and tell mum to get the sandwiches.

pinkyb

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Is it Coors Light or regular Coors?

coors light

Swampy

pinkyb wrote: »

coors light

Wrong forum.

CyberJuice

take the bottles when they arent looking.bring some kind of box or bag with you,pretend your moving soemthing, sneak them up into your room in the box. drink them quick,and at the end of the night or early the next morning,sneak back down to the cellar and put them empties back in like they are full,put the caps back on

obviously they will notice after they have a closer inspection..


the only truely good way to steal the drink without notice is to wait for a night when they are drinking, you can steal a couple while they are not looking and the next morning they may think they drank it themselves..

if none of the above works,then your better off stealing vodka or whiskey or some other spirit, because you can measure what you pour out of the bottle,then fill the bottle back up with water,works a treat

Tom Dunne

pinkyb wrote: »

coors light

Oh dear. We can't talk about that here. Read the charter.

So, about the Stella - cans or bottles?

Jesus Shaves

Go to the off license and buy some dutch cold/bavaria

pinkyb

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Oh dear. We can't talk about that here. Read the charter.

So, about the Stella - cans or bottles?

bottles

Tom Dunne

pinkyb wrote: »

bottles

330ml?

Robbo

Stealing beer is very naughty as it deprives the grown ups of the one thing we need to get through the mess the country is in.