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How long will Michael D's hip last?

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    #32
    strobe
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Why should I respect him?

    You should respect everyone and anyone until they give you a legitimate reason not to Chuckie...




    (Why does the poll ad up to 172%...?)


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    #33
    Pherekydes
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    Atari Jaguar
    strobe wrote: »
    (Why does the poll ad up to 172%...?)

    It's a multiple choice poll.


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    #34
    ascanbe
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    His hip to be squared.
    He got it 3 years ago, i believe/am proclaiming for the purpose of this post.
    That gives it a 6 year solid gurantee, while in his role as president; the final year will be of great interest to hip watchers.
    Not that that should preclude him from going for a second term.
    It's not like having two working hips is a prerequisite for the role of presidency, as far as i'm aware.


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    #35
    vampire of kilmainham
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    stupid fcuking thread


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    #36
    Radharc na Sleibhte
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    Theres nothing wrong with his hip.
    He's in there dancing like John Travolta already.

    When Norris calls round with his house warming present, he'll have two sore hips (from the riding :rolleyes:)


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    #37
    ANXIOUS
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    He slipped while in south America and broke his knee cap. He walks with the aid of a brace, he also has a severe limp sometimes.


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    #38
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »
    When Norris calls round with his house warming present, he'll have two sore hips (from the riding :rolleyes:)

    Yes, we gathered that.


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    #39
    SEPT 23 1989
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    I thought he had a new ivory hip fitted in 1890:confused:


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    #40
    zenno
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    his hip will last a long long time as he will be chauffeured most of the time plus he will be getting from A to B in his newly acquainted Learjet.


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    #41
    crazygeryy
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    who gives a toss.hes too bloody old to be president anyway.


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    #42
    bnt
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    Ever seen footage of a hip replacement operation? It's not a delicate procedure. Power tools to drill the hole in the femur, then whack in the implant with a bloody great big hammer. The human body is pretty tough at any age. :eek:

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #43
    WalterMitty
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    Michael D, will always be hip, a hip cat for the new millenium. They called him a beatnik in the 60s but he beat them all today.


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