[Battlefield 3] Sunshine & Lollipops

Zomg Okay · 24-08-2012 7:44pm

raze wrote: »

Not the place to gripe, but that really bugs me. Eject/suicide shouldn't be an option after the vehicle is disabled - too late, screw you.

On a point of principle I always go down with my jet and try to land and repair it.

I don't mind it so much when we're over the main part of the map, where the ejected player can parachute onto an objective and stay in the game. Ejecting in an out-of-bounds area, where you'll die anyway, is just spiteful though.

Logical Fallacy · 25-08-2012 3:01am

For the first time in a long time we had a full team of Clan members and **** got pretty damn violent tonight. We noticed at one point that entire teams were leaving after a game and we would have to wait for it to fill up, so we decided for the next game we would just go sidearms only, and only the Magnum. We still won by a landslide so ended up splitting the Clan dudes up, 6 on one side and 6 on the other and the rest of the teams were randoms.

It was pretty epic as we all know each others style of play pretty well so our go to tactics just were not working and pretty much every boiled down to a hectic cluster ****. lol

yimrsg · 29-08-2012 10:59am

Got a multikill with the repair tool last night on conquest on Seine. Enemy tank was approaching B down the alley from D. Was certain I'd spawn in the corner with the van between me and the tank. Didn't happen. Spawned right beside the tank and some enemies in the alley, fired the smaw in panic killing noone, gathered my wits and then went prone behind the tank and drilled it a new exhaust. Not sure if I got 4 or 5 but I didn't care, I'm up to 6 kills with the repair tool!

danniemcq · 29-08-2012 12:35pm

sweet mother of jebus i do love the p90...

its no PKP but its getting there

iColdFusion · 29-08-2012 1:02pm

Finally got my claymore medal, have been making the effort the last month or so when the opportunity arises and they are great fun when left in completely random spots or for general trolling

Glico Man · 29-08-2012 1:29pm

iColdFusion wrote: »

Finally got my claymore medal, have been making the effort the last month or so when the opportunity arises and they are great fun when left in completely random spots or for general trolling

General trolling.... Like using them when attacking in rush

PhlegmyMoses · 30-08-2012 6:53am

yimrsg wrote: »

Got a multikill with the repair tool last night on conquest on Seine. Enemy tank was approaching B down the alley from D. Was certain I'd spawn in the corner with the van between me and the tank. Didn't happen. Spawned right beside the tank and some enemies in the alley, fired the smaw in panic killing noone, gathered my wits and then went prone behind the tank and drilled it a new exhaust. Not sure if I got 4 or 5 but I didn't care, I'm up to 6 kills with the repair tool!

Just checked my stats and I have 44 kills with it. Didn't think it would be near that much!

Logical Fallacy · 30-08-2012 8:39pm

This one made me laugh. Just finished a game of Rush on Bazaar. We stop the attackers at the first set of M-Coms. About 2 minutes later I get a comment on my YT channel from a guy complaining that we were camping. lol

Indeed mate, who would have thought you might run into a static defensive line on a Rush game.

yimrsg · 05-09-2012 11:11am

Was interested in how vehicles and attack choppers were after the patch so played a few games on Caspian. 8 destroyed vehicles and 10 flag defends later they're not all that. Mines and igla still kick ass.

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/62172096/2/252936467/

mozattack · 05-09-2012 1:30pm

This is brilliant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFbDOOoVsmk&feature=relmfu

hightower1 · 07-09-2012 11:10pm

Just went 50:1 on Nosh rush. That Am track with a decent driver is crazy. Funny out though just watching the support guys run hapless into LMG fire. A little bit of patience would have gone a long way on their behalf.

Still....fun for me though!

cherryghost · 08-09-2012 1:00pm

I forgot how fun killing people with an EOD bot was.

DeWinterZero · 08-09-2012 10:06pm

Gunmaster so much fun. Especially when you dogtag the guy on the noobtube just as he gets onto the knife. He lost the match. I didn't win but I had fun losing. Knifey Knifey

sebastianlieken · 12-09-2012 12:52pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19568451

OMG OMG OMG!!

can you IMAGINE knifing somebody and then TEABAGGING them with this interface!!! :pac::pac::pac:

mozattack · 12-09-2012 1:24pm

sebastianlieken wrote: »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19568451

OMG OMG OMG!!

can you IMAGINE knifing somebody and then TEABAGGING them with this interface!!! :pac::pac::pac:

3D sucks

sebastianlieken · 12-09-2012 4:44pm

mozattack wrote: »

3D sucks

sunshine and lollipops here mozattack! SUNSHINE AND LOLLIPOPS :mad:

:pac:

Scram · 12-09-2012 7:13pm

cherryghost wrote: »

I forgot how fun killing people with an EOD bot was.

Any tips on how to do it? been trying for a while now and not gotten the 1 kill i need lol

Schwiiing · 12-09-2012 7:40pm

Scram wrote: »

Any tips on how to do it? been trying for a while now and not gotten the 1 kill i need lol

If you have a sniper on your squad who's miles away from flags doing nothing, spawn on him, switch teams and then deploy the EOD bot.

It's not exactly fair but I got sick of trying it legitimately.

SpannerMonkey · 12-09-2012 7:41pm

Scram wrote: »

Any tips on how to do it? been trying for a while now and not gotten the 1 kill i need lol

killing tanks or snipers ( especially on kharg island) is usually the easiest

Local-womanizer · 12-09-2012 9:10pm

Had one of my best moments on Death valley!

Was in a tank destroyer going towards a flag(not sure which one) when I see a guy running down the road in plain view right towards me, I was like wtf?! Tried hit him with the main gun and missed then switched to the coaxial and missed! Then I see he is going for a parked destroyer, and he gets to it.

He fires once and hits then I get 2 shots off in a row and destroy his vehicle and him, but I notice my vehicle is at 4%, too low for 1 hit, and realise I have a AT soldier behind me on a rocky outcrop so I get out and run away. While doing so I am getting shot at from another position to my right then from my left, I run like feck down the hill to a bit of cover, then move again to a less obvious place behind a tree stump, while looking at the minimap. I realise I have three people hunting me.

I stay put behind the stump and see 1 guy make his way down the hill but away from my direction, I let loose and hit him but don't kill him and he turns and goes for cover, feck! Only he re-appears with his friend on top of an out crop of rocks and I get a headshot on him, 1 down! I take a few shots and make it to cover in a little shed, pop out to see another enemy up above and I take him out too!

I reload just in time to see the third guy take aim at me, screen goes blurry, I return fire, taking hits and hitting him, then I see the blue name tag moving up behind him and down he goes, I got a 78% kill assist and suppression assist and was left with 4% health!

My fecking heart was going 90, felt like retiring from the war after that and going home to the wife and kids! :P

Loving the new maps on CQ!

Had this song in my head after:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=plpp&v=jmOYNbnV_K4

Logical Fallacy · 13-09-2012 2:32am

Scram wrote: »

Any tips on how to do it? been trying for a while now and not gotten the 1 kill i need lol

Any proned out sniper of LMG artist is easy enough. When you find them, fight the urge to knife and deploy the Burning Bot.

yimrsg · 13-09-2012 12:24pm

Played a game of tdm on canals 500 ticket on a sparsely populated server and got 83 ribbons, 244 kills, 80,222 progress points and 3 service stars for the 870 shotgun. Back of the net!

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/63237825/2/252936467/

Nuri Sahin · 13-09-2012 1:25pm

Scram wrote: »

Any tips on how to do it? been trying for a while now and not gotten the 1 kill i need lol

I found it easy to do on Metro Rush when attacking. I think it's B in both the 2nd and 3rd areas where I've got a fair few kills with it.

mozattack · 13-09-2012 1:43pm

Schwiiing wrote: »

If you have a sniper on your squad who's miles away from flags doing nothing, spawn on him, switch teams and then deploy the EOD bot.

It's not exactly fair but I got sick of trying it legitimately.

HA-HA... BRILLIANT.

I must try that out because I still dont have the Mtar noob gun

SpannerMonkey · 13-09-2012 5:59pm

How could that work you have to be dead to switch teams ??

DeWinterZero · 13-09-2012 8:32pm

You spawn on him so you know exactly where he is so you can find him after driving the length of Firestorm in the EOD bot.

delly · 18-09-2012 12:28am

The system works:

So, if you take a look at this battle report, you'll see I was playing with a guy on my team who got a k/d ratio of 123 to 1. He would have finished with the no.1 spot, but bugged out at the end. I was then in another game against him and soon understood why.

Here are some more battle logs:
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/43671912/1/636988647/
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/43673897/1/636988647/
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/43670170/1/636988647/

I do the whole reporting thingy and wait to see what happens and today I log in to find his profile back to zero. W00t!
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/SilenceISueYou/

When I first checked his profile, he had only started using the hacks, as his battle logs from a couple of days previous were normal. So from the time of reporting him, to going to zero was around the 5 day mark. His total game play was around the 85 hour mark and now its all gone.

Logical Fallacy · 18-09-2012 1:23am

So I decided earlier the one area of the game I haven't really given much attention are the LMGs. When I play support I normally rock and MP7 as I like to get up in your grill and shoot you.

Picked up the PKP and stuck a Kobra on it and went hunting. Oh my word what a lot of fun. Endless sprays of 4,5 and 6 dudes as I would sneak around behind attackers or defenders on Rush and just hold down the trigger.

jumbobreakfast · 18-09-2012 9:18am

delly wrote: »

The system works:

His clan tag was AA which was another clue. There should be a register for cheaters so we can harrass them in real life

5uspect · 18-09-2012 9:36am

delly wrote: »

The system works:

So, if you take a look at this battle report, you'll see I was playing with a guy on my team who got a k/d ratio of 123 to 1. He would have finished with the no.1 spot, but bugged out at the end. I was then in another game against him and soon understood why.

Here are some more battle logs:
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/43671912/1/636988647/
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/43673897/1/636988647/
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/43670170/1/636988647/

I do the whole reporting thingy and wait to see what happens and today I log in to find his profile back to zero. W00t!
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/SilenceISueYou/

When I first checked his profile, he had only started using the hacks, as his battle logs from a couple of days previous were normal. So from the time of reporting him, to going to zero was around the 5 day mark. His total game play was around the 85 hour mark and now its all gone.

Nice, here is his history:
http://bf3stats.com/stats_pc/SilenceISueYou/history#global.elo,spm,accuracy,wlr

[Battlefield 3] Sunshine & Lollipops

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