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  • 02-11-2011 10:06am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    I just bought the wife a new bag and belt for her birthday.



    The hoover works a treat now !

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    Irish Medical Dictionary


    The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously ...



    Medical Term - Irish Definition


    Artery - The study of paintings

    Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

    Barium - What doctors do when patients die

    Benign - What you be, after you be eight

    Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome

    Cat scan - Searching for Kitty

    Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

    Colic - A sheep dog

    Coma - A punctuation mark

    Dilate - To live long

    Enema - Not a friend

    Fester - Quicker than someone else

    Fibula - A small lie

    Impotent - Distinguished, well known

    Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work

    Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane

    Morbid - A higher offer

    Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
    Normally more money than Days

    Node - I knew it

    Outpatient - A person who has fainted

    Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

    Post Operative - A letter carrier

    Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

    Rectum - Nearly killed them

    Secretion - Hiding something

    Seizure - Roman Emperor

    Tablet - A small table

    Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

    Tumour - One plus one more

    Urine - Opposite of you're out

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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