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  • 02-11-2011 10:16am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    I called in to visit my dyslexic friend last weekend.


    he was busy busy covering his knob with black shoe polish.

    I said to him, 'You fookin idiot..',




    'You are supposed to turn your clock back...'

    ____________________________

    A bloke goes up to a bird in a club and says....... The name's Bond!

    She replies "let me guess, James Bond"

    He says " No!


    Unibond" I've come to fill yer crack!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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