Thursday'Uns

MonkieSocks

A guy walks into a bar in Cork, in Ireland, and asks the barman:

"What's the quickest way to get to Dublin?"

"Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman.

"Driving," says a man.

"That's the quickest way," says the barman.

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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .'

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.





The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.'

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When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training near a Navajo Indian reservation.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew.

The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question which his son translated.

What are these guys in the big suits doing?

A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon.

The old man got very excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity, the NASA folks found a tape recorder.

After the old man recorded his message, they asked his son to translate it.

He refused. They then took the tape to the reservation, where the rest of the tribe listened and laughed but refused to translate the elders message to the moon.

Finally, the NASA crew called in an official government translator.

He reported that the message said,

Watch out for these guys.





They have come to steal your land