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  • 04-11-2011 10:42am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    My wife borrowed my car and it came back with a flat tyre.

    My mate said puncture?


    I said no need for that mate she said she was sorry.

    _______________________

    I came home drunk last night.

    I went upstairs and said to my wife, "I'm hungry."

    She said, "There are some sausages that need to be eaten in the fridge."

    "Okay" I said, "I'd better put a jumper on first then."

    _______________________

    Was telling my mate that my wife went out and bought a yacht without telling me.

    He said clipper.

    No I said its all right she made me captain.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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