[CoD MW3] - Megabitch Thread

gimli2112

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

No bother mate, happy to help.

Next week, I'll be explaining how to not be killed once around the "safety" of a corner :rolleyes:

Can we have a "Dave's tip o'the week thread" ?

DaveNoCheese

gimli2112 wrote: »

Can we have a "Dave's tip o'the week thread" ?

Tip of the week ladies and gents, throwing your controller across the room and bouncing it off the wall (despite popular belief), will not justify some sh!thead camper killing you! :rolleyes:

Magill

lol, is the riot shield made out of paper in this game !?!?! :P

SooooBored

Magill wrote: »

lol, is the riot shield made out of paper in this game !?!?! :P

Not when it's on your back and some fool is tryin to stab ye in the back....................you here the noise, turn around and BOOM STRIKER TO THE FACE

PerrinV2

Magill wrote: »

lol, is the riot shield made out of paper in this game !?!?! :P

I want my riot shield to be gold,for you see......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-COG4YTn6M

DaveNoCheese

PerrinV2 wrote: »

I want my riot shield to be gold,for you see......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-COG4YTn6M

Ok, possibly a stupid question, can you level up the riot shield and get it gold?? That would be pure amazeballs :eek::eek::eek::pac:

harvester of sorrow

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Ok, possibly a stupid question, can you level up the riot shield and get it gold?? That would be pure amazeballs :eek::eek::eek::pac:

lol!even if you could you would probobally end up lumbering around the site with the speed of an overweight juggernaut,due to the weight of the fcuking thing!!

Simply Red

I know its been said a million times before, but fcukin akimko fmg9's :mad:

SantryRed

Free for all is an embarrassment to this game.

War Machine 539

Load of bollix isn't it? Camping silenced Type 95 Blind Eye, Assassin, Deadsilence wanksplashes appear to populate most lobbies. Thats if there isn't boosting going on!

daca88

This game is really grinding my gear lately, rage quit during the week for the first time after coming up against a team of shotguns on Underground and was long-shotted not once, not twice, but thrice!

Then today i tried joining games and either the server timed out or I'd join the game at literally the last second and not even have time to play. i say this happened at least a dozen times. Done with that game for a while even though the last few days i was beasting with my sniper class in all the games i played

KERSPLAT!

AGB_Ghost wrote: »

I just had the most bull**** experience ever, shot an entire magazine of Juggernaut USP.45 into a sniper AND a knife hitmarker and he didn't die.

Vid? I know it's bad but I've never seen that before

Cossax

Magill wrote: »

lol, is the riot shield made out of paper in this game !?!?! :P

It really is awful, can't count the amount of times I've died with it, watched the killcam and seen some ****er shoot right through the middle of the shield. Or commando knife around it.

everlast75

Played a game there on interchange with some randomers.

I had recon drone, I tagged everyone of the opposition and my 'team' could not kill one of the other team.

Amazing.

Why must I be paired with guys over-qualified for the special Olympics?

Mr. Manager

Had similar the other day, finished 36-4 on TDM. Next person below me, 6 kills.

One lad was 0-11 and another 1-18.

DaveNoCheese

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Had similar the other day, finished 36-4 on TDM. Next person below me, 6 kills.

One lad was 0-11 and another 1-18.

He got 6 kills?? Awww good for him :rolleyes:

Mr. Manager

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

He got 6 kills?? Awww good for him :rolleyes:

I wanted to put my first through the TV and beat him with the Blue Peter badge he deserved for being so special.

Vicxas

They REALLY need to fix the spawns for this game. So many times an enemy has spawned right behind me and ruins my streak. >:(

Magill

AGB_Ghost wrote: »

my god I was so pissed off yesterday when it happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cMvHpF5uJk

wtf lol ? How'd he manage to survive that ? Or did i just imagine a hitmarker on the knife

KERSPLAT!

AGB_Ghost wrote: »

No clue, I thought it was a new way to stop Boosting, where tac insertions give you a bit of spawn protection, was using tac inserts today, got killed instantly when I spawned. :rolleyes:

Can't understand why they can't be cancelled

Thomasheen

Just played for the first time in about 2 weeks. Never again. Straight to the used games section next time I'm in town

Cossax

IPAM wrote: »

Can't understand why they can't be cancelled

I like that you can't cancel them, you take a chance that you'll benefit from using them (being at the bomb-site or whatever) and you take a chance you'll get caught as soon as you spawn.

Flecktarn

AGB_Ghost wrote: »

my god I was so pissed off yesterday when it happened.

Is there not something where a juggernaut cannot kill someone within 5 seconds of respawning?

Flecktarn

AGB_Ghost wrote: »

Why would there be an exception just for Juggernauts?

I remember hearing that. I'm not sure, I don't even own the game!

harvester of sorrow

arrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:mad: I was just on a rampge on team defender,next thing everything pauses...........and...........server disconnected:mad::mad::mad::mad:.I nearly put my boot thru the tv.

KERSPLAT!

I got kicked from the same match twice last night, when I rejoined I was under the map 2 more losses

harvester of sorrow

IPAM wrote: »

I got kicked from the same match twice last night, when I rejoined I was under the map 2 more losses

KERSPLAT!

Yep, no idea what happened, only lasted about 10 seconds before I got kicked

PerrinV2

IPAM wrote: »

I got kicked from the same match twice last night, when I rejoined I was under the map 2 more losses

^^^^
hacker

klose

Anyone else have this liked on facebook?

http://www.facebook.com/MW3

Hillarious page, one of their recent postings was a video of some lad tearing **** up in final stand, glorifying the death streak on their part. I honestly think they set out to annoy people with this game at times :pac: comments on every post they make are hillarious too, every last one is negative slagging em off etc etc...

Was flicking through comments and one lad said how he had a post deleated saying something about a possible lawsuit againts activision/COD over false advertising with respect to cod elite and ps3 users, just some lad trololololing or any truth to it?

mufcboy1999

I hope so it's a sh*t game. Way to noob frendily

Cossax

whippedcream wrote: »

Anyone else have this liked on facebook?

http://www.facebook.com/MW3

Hillarious page, one of their recent postings was a video of some lad tearing **** up in final stand, glorifying the death streak on their part. I honestly think they set out to annoy people with this game at times :pac: comments on every post they make are hillarious too, every last one is negative slagging em off etc etc...

Was flicking through comments and one lad said how he had a post deleated saying something about a possible lawsuit againts activision/COD over false advertising with respect to cod elite and ps3 users, just some lad trololololing or any truth to it?

Didn't pick up a single tag either before or after going into Final Stand.

daca88

Cossax wrote: »

Didn't pick up a single tag either before or after going into Final Stand.

you see the video of the guy going 74-0 on kill confirmed?? exact same situation, didnt pick up a single tag and just waited for people to come to him to deny the kill

The Little Fella

Honestly, would some people take the finger out of their a**e when playing domination. One lad goes to capture a flag, no one near him and the runs away from it before it is captured. F**king idiot, it doesn't say much when at the start of a game of domination and i am the only one to bother to go try and capture our nearest flag. Shower of f**king wasters.

Kells...

I'd much rather 5 people go to B than 5 people go to A/C

Ken Tucky

Is there a problem with getting on line tonight. I was playing earlier on with no problems but everytime i log on now the game lags then kicks me out sayng server connection timed.

Please tell me this isnt a router issue!!

Going to cry if it is and thats not good:mad:

hypermuse

TroutFisher wrote: »

I'd much rather 5 people go to B than 5 people go to A/C

yup!! Cant say I've ever had the problem.. All 6 or at least 5 tend to cap A/C to get that precious 1st pointstreak going!

harvester of sorrow

Ken Tucky wrote: »

Is there a problem with getting on line tonight. I was playing earlier on with no problems but everytime i log on now the game lags then kicks me out sayng server connection timed.

Please tell me this isnt a router issue!!

Going to cry if it is and thats not good:mad:

I was having the same issues aswell,im gonna try again later.......i had to stop earlier on or i was going to snap:mad::mad:

daca88

What was that update about the other day? Saw online somewhere it was to buffer the shotguns, if anything its done the exact opposite.
Saw a game winning killcam of a guy getting shotgunned in Lockdown from the end of that long corridor loocking over at the stairs opposite it, one shot. easily 30+ feet. That's shocking bad

iMuse

daca88 wrote: »

What was that update about the other day? Saw online somewhere it was to buffer the shotguns, if anything its done the exact opposite.
Saw a game winning killcam of a guy getting shotgunned in Lockdown from the end of that long corridor loocking over at the stairs opposite it, one shot. easily 30+ feet. That's shocking bad

Buff = improve something

Nerf= Make something worse


They haven't improved them in the latest patch at all, they are more or less the same apart from the striker.

tonsiltickler

One game of ffa last night. Spawned directly in front of someone at least 10 times. Leave game, dashboard. Done with this Sh***y game.

Davidson2k9

tonsiltickler wrote: »

One game of ffa last night. Spawned directly in front of someone at least 10 times. Leave game, dashboard. Done with this Sh***y game.

Any chance it was on Dome?

tonsiltickler

Any chance it was on Dome?

It was mission actually.

andrew241983

Bf3 pisses all over this game the same game the last 3 releases

KERSPLAT!

andrew241983 wrote: »

Bf3 pisses all over this game the same game the last 3 releases

115 pages in, thank god someone finally enlightened us

tonsiltickler

I really don't like bf3 actually.BC2 was really awesome. COD4 was and still is amazing. I'l play it until I'm the last person online, what a game.

everlast75

andrew241983 wrote: »

Bf3 pisses all over this game the same game the last 3 releases

You're a long way from Kansas, Dorothy!

krudler

anyone else find since the last ps3 update that you cant mute the voice volume anymore? even if you turn it all the way down you can hear peoples mics, annoys the fcuk out of me having to mute them individually, especially on a ground war where theres a dozen little gobsh1tes blaring sh1tty music into their mics, fail IW!

Socialist_Pig

IPAM wrote: »

115 pages in, thank god someone finally enlightened us

and with 34 posts in a year andrew's opinion is a highly respected and valued one.

Anymore more gems of wisdom Andy?

gcgirl

They got rid of my dropzone im a sad panda