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  • #102
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    There were a girl in my college course that had plenty of the guys wrapped around her little finger, the best I remember was her convincing one of the lads to steal a book from the college library for her to use over the weekend leading up to exams when she went home, it was a book which could not be checked out by students, it had to be returned when finished.


  • #103
    Pdfile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    psychward wrote: »
    Ah that story is so typical. Girl with lack of conversational skill uses looks to get cigarette from naive needy generous male. Once she gets it shes gone back to hidden boyfriend, someone shes been throwing herself at all night or the girlfriends like theres a rocket up her arse. However men would head off too. Being handed a cigarette doesn't mean you're for sale. It's just that women are more successful at gaining a freebie as they can flutter their eyelashes to compensate for a lack of any convincing argument. I only would give a cigarette to someone who I was chatting with for a long time. And if a girl asks me for a cigarette I make her work for it utilizing various strategies to keep her talking until I suss her out and then decide. Take your time. It's your time not anybody elses.

    depends how silver tongued you are imo.

    You'd be surprised how many tarts you can stop & stun with just a few words, not even a one liner.


  • #104
    ash23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭ash23


    Thats one of my chat up lines...."can I have a cigarette?" Him: "yeah sure". Me: "ah I don't actually smoke, I just wanted to talk to you ;)"


  • #105
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    ash23 wrote: »
    Thats one of my chat up lines...."can I have a cigarette?" Him: "yeah sure". Me: "ah I don't actually smoke, I just wanted to talk to you ;)"

    I'd call you mental and start screaming "PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREEEEEEAK"

    Then I'd starting taking pictures of you and shout "you won't get away this time, mwhahahaha"


  • #106
    ash23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭ash23


    MugMugs wrote: »
    I'd call you mental and start screaming "PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREEEEEEAK"

    Then I'd starting taking pictures of you and shout "you won't get away this time, mwhahahaha"

    Your loss :p


  • #107
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    ash23 wrote: »
    MugMugs wrote: »
    I'd call you mental and start screaming "PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREEEEEEAK"

    Then I'd starting taking pictures of you and shout "you won't get away this time, mwhahahaha"

    Your loss :p

    It's nothing a drunk tickle wouldn't cure you auld flirty mc flurterson. You'll have Biko after us now! :(


  • #108
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    ash23 wrote: »
    Thats one of my chat up lines...."can I have a cigarette?" Him: "yeah sure". Me: "ah I don't actually smoke, I just wanted to talk to you ;)"

    .................

    "Oh you don't like cigs? Do you like money? I'll give you a fiver if you go away right now"


  • #109
    ash23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭ash23


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    .................

    "Oh you don't like cigs? Do you like money? I'll give you a fiver if you go away right now"

    Hmmm and men complain about the mean comebacks they get when they approach girls (b1tches etc).
    Seems it's a two way street :rolleyes:
    T'was only a joke. Calm down.


  • #110
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    ash23 wrote: »
    Hmmm and men complain about the mean comebacks they get when they approach girls (b1tches etc).
    Seems it's a two way street :rolleyes:
    T'was only a joke. Calm down.

    Eh?

    What part of that post you quoted didn't seem like a joke to you?


  • #111
    ash23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭ash23


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Eh?

    What part of that post you quoted didn't seem like a joke to you?


    All of it. The joys of text...misunderstanding, my bad.


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  • #112
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    ash23 wrote: »
    All of it. The joys of text...misunderstanding, my bad.

    Now i'm keeping the fiver!


  • #113
    ash23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭ash23


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Now i'm keeping the fiver!

    And I'm keeping the cigarette. :D


  • #114
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    And I'm keeping my piss.


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