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Does c*ck size really matter?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    CAKE!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭PeefsPixie


    What I wouldnt do for some... Cake...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Thread needs pole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,207 ✭✭✭hightower1


    Does cock size matter?

    ......

    2 inches or 20 inches..... you'll get your rocks off ether way Rich who gives a **** what she thinks?
    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,731 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    Cock or cake? Daddy or chips?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    women like to think that unlike cocks all fannys are the same. They aren't. There are small ones and big ones. And huge ones.

    Larry David???


  • Registered Users Posts: 76 ✭✭jakobgallagher


    Thread need's more cake!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭LightningBolt


    No...i'm just posting random stuff to break 15,000 ;)

    You'll sooner break 15,000 than you will some young wun with your small cock :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,348 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    No it does not. All that matters is how it is used and that its used properly!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,861 ✭✭✭IrishEyes19


    Not buying it, sorry. :)
    Like i say, what annoys me is what girls say to guys and then they'll go off for a girlie chat and have a good giggle.

    Well unless you were present in the room with the majority of women here, who are you to say what they have and havent seen :rolleyes:

    Sheesh, you're not happy if a woman says it does matter and not happy if she says it doesnt.

    Is it not all down to preference anyway:rolleyes:? Great things in small packages and all? What might not be spectacular in one department for one person, could be amazing for another.

    you sound bitter, sorry but you do


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,787 ✭✭✭Jayob10


    themadchef wrote: »
    Keys and locks.

    It's really that simple.

    Average cock, fantastic lover. Huge cock, terrible in bed. Your body does not define who you are, does your cock?

    Thats what people with small-average cocks say to make themselves feel better.

    not everyone with an average cock is great in bed. and not every bloke with a monster is terrible.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I was watching a documentary on this very subject once :pac: and some guys with really big members said it actually made life difficult for them, as so many women were put off.
    If I was a guy, I reckon I'd want a medium sized one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    Dudess wrote: »
    I was watching a documentary on this very subject once :pac: and some guys with really big members said it actually made life difficult for them, as so many women were put off.
    If I was a guy, I reckon I'd want a medium sized one.

    No guy wants a medium sized one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,787 ✭✭✭Jayob10


    Dudess wrote: »
    I was watching a documentary on this very subject once :pac: and some guys with really big members said it actually made life difficult for them, as so many women were put off.
    If I was a guy, I reckon I'd want a medium sized one.

    its envy amongst guys. but some girls also think guys should be proud about it too. I think it says alot about a girl who likes a big one too.

    An ex of mine blabbed to all her mates about mine, and when i confronted her about divulging private info she was flabbergasted that i was angry, she said i should be proud

    NEXT!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Bodhisopha wrote: »
    Dudess wrote: »
    I was watching a documentary on this very subject once :pac: and some guys with really big members said it actually made life difficult for them, as so many women were put off.
    If I was a guy, I reckon I'd want a medium sized one.

    No guy wants a medium sized one.
    I think that's strange. Why would most men want a big one?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Bodhisopha wrote: »
    No guy wants a medium sized one.

    I do!

    I've heard some first-hand stories of big ones causing discomfort, pain and even bleeding.

    I think I've a medium-sized one and even he's caused a little discomfort in his time.

    The desire to have a big penis is a complete construct and is based entirely on male insecurity, and I've never personally known a woman who liked them big.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,787 ✭✭✭Jayob10


    I do!

    I've heard some first-hand stories of big ones causing discomfort, pain and even bleeding.

    I think I've a medium-sized one and even he's caused a little discomfort in his time.

    The desire to have a big penis is a complete construct and is based entirely on male insecurity, and I've never personally known a woman who liked them big.

    oh there are woman who like them big. Its usually got nothing to do with the act of sex though. Usually she (wrongly) sees it at some sort of achievement. Thinking other women will envy her for it, when in theory most could not give a sh*te :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭PeefsPixie


    That post sex glow isnt quite the same when your nauseous with a sore vag... Average everytime please ^_^


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Jayob10 wrote: »
    oh there are woman who like them big. Its usually got nothing to do with the act of sex though. Usually she (wrongly) sees it at some sort of achievement. Thinking other women will envy her for it, when in theory most could not give a sh*te :P

    I've heard of girls like that too, I guess that might be a sign of the "bigger is better" belief becoming so prevalent that some women buy into it too.

    But to any lads conscious of their size: if it does the job and you haven't got any complaints, then don't worry about it :).


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    Dudess wrote: »
    I think that's strange. Why would most men want a big one?

    By big i mean above average. Obviously a lot don't want an abnormally large penis. Why? I guess is a self image thing, the dick is inextricably linked with masculinity.

    That's not to say most men are worried about their size.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭IsaMtq




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Here's a picture of my cock...could I get your opinions please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭Liamario




  • Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    Bodhisopha wrote: »
    By big i mean above average. Obviously a lot don't want an abnormally large penis. Why? I guess is a self image thing, the dick is inextricably linked with masculinity.
    That's not to say most men are worried about their size.


    Exactly, the large penis has been used as a symbol of masculinity and virility in porn, art and so on so guys feel there is this standard that they need to achieve. Of course all the big dildos give a totally ridiculous notion that this is what a fella shoud be like and what women expect, that is total bs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    Here's a picture of my cock...could I get your opinions please?




    Yea nice, dont think I could hack it first thing in the morning though:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    yes. It does. really

    Apt username is apt.

    What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

    You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Fingers and cucumbers do the same job


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    Shame there's no rhyme for people who have a short & thin one.

    Short & thin
    Looks like a pin
    Should I live in a bin?
    Or east Berlin?
    In sin, Drinking gin?

    It's a work in progress.

    :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,715 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    It's not the size of your dick, it's the speed of your bum that counts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    Shame there's no rhyme for people who have a short & thin one.

    Short & thin
    Looks like a pin
    Should I live in a bin?
    Or east Berlin?
    In sin, Drinking gin?

    It's a work in progress.

    Can i help tesco massacre?

    Short and tin
    It looks like a pin
    But if its fat and wide
    The girls all hide
    That dick aint right!!

    I think the rubberbandits are in trouble, what brand of shopping bag will i wear over my head though?:pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    jackie1974 wrote: »
    Exactly, the large penis has been used as a symbol of masculinity and virility in porn, art and so on so guys feel there is this standard that they need to achieve.

    In Ancient Greek art a smaller penis was seen as being preferable and the ideal for the masculine form, larger ones were viewed as vulgar. Those Ancient Greeks were right about the whole democracy thing, I reckon we should all just accept that they got this right too :pac:!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Who cares... as long as you're attentive and a winner, women aren't going to stray unless your d*ck is so small it's medically interesting


  • Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭BlackRoom


    It's a mystery, we will never know. A lot of ladies are afraid to speak for fear that one might suspect they have a large vagina while others fear it will make them sound slutty. But of course big is not for everyone.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    im quite endowed and I can say for certain that women dont like the big 'un.
    and I do have to go slow because it does hurt
    ahhh i cant recieve all the pm's from the lonely wimmin out there as ive not been here long enough

    AH answer.....gett itt hin ta ya cynthia


  • Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    In Ancient Greek art a smaller penis was seen as being preferable and the ideal for the masculine form, larger ones were viewed as vulgar. Those Ancient Greeks were right about the whole democracy thing, I reckon we should all just accept that they got this right too :pac:!

    Yes thats right, that is where the myth that black men are well endowed came from aswell. They were considered primitive and vulgar and therefore had large penes.

    I was referring more to virility sculptures where the penis is bigger than the guy attached to it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    jackie1974 wrote: »
    I was referring more to virility sculptures where the penis is bigger than the guy attached to it.

    Would he not suffer from lower back pain then??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Belladonna you fucking liar!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Kojak wrote: »
    Would he not suffer from lower back pain then??

    That would be nothing to the pain whatever lucky girl he manages to pull would be suffering.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Dudess wrote: »
    I was watching a documentary on this very subject once :pac: and some guys with really big members said it actually made life difficult for them, as so many women were put off.
    If I was a guy, I reckon I'd want a medium sized one.
    I think a slightly above average is what most guys would want.

    Too big: Pressure to perform upto great expectations + fear of hurting her
    Too small: Feel inadequate and always feel the need to overcompensate in other areas

    At least ladies with wide cavernous vaginas can exercise their pelvic floor muscles, with men there is no muscle (penis is just vascular tissue) to exercise to improve our sex lives.....well maybe our brains!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    So i'm wondering if girls feed us guys a load of BS about size not mattering or "it's how use use it" rubbish :rolleyes:

    Every lady I've been with has told my that my huge cock size matters.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    The novelty of being large wears off once you realize it can negatively affect your sex life. It's great when young and naive but once you hit your 20's you become more private bout stuff like that. It can lead to embarrassing situations. It's not that girls say you're too big and that's not going near me. They'll always try but it's not comfortable for them and the rhythm and mood can go completely out the window. Due to requiring more blood flow I guess, you can also begin to go a bit soft after a few attempts to get it in. Then it's pretty much impossible. You also have to plan ahead wit condoms cause the average ones from a machine are no good. I'd say most women are happy if you have an average to slightly above average one. As long as it's not small enough to cause the same issues of one that's too big.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    I call my boyfriend Goldicock sometimes for the lulz.

    Well, it's better than Goldenballs, anyway. :pac:

    I'd actually prefer a bit on a small side than too big. Too big hurts!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    It takes very little blood to make your cock erect, very little blood even if your cock is very big.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    It takes very little blood to make your cock erect, very little blood even if your cock is very big.

    Not to be crude or anything but it never ceases to amaze how much they expand from flaccid to turgid. :o It must come as a bit of a shock to lads when they get their very first erection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Not to be crude or anything but it never ceases to amaze how much they expand from flaccid to turgid. :o It must come as a bit of a shock to lads when they get their very first erection.

    Turgid? Jesus that sounds filthy.

    'I'va turgid horn on me.'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Too big hurts!

    Now we know what this song was really about so :)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    OutlawPete wrote: »

    You think so, wouldn't ya? But no, mostly it just hurts! :pac: Maybe as a lady gets older, she might become more, ahem, accommodating though. :o


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    God what a tune. The lyrics too, we've all been there! Not getting nailed by penises so big they hurt in a good way, but getting d*cked around by someone and getting some kind of strange pleasure out of it. Or maybe that was just moi...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭Macken200


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    It takes very little blood to make your cock erect, very little blood even if your cock is very big.

    That's not necessarily true ...the guy with supposedly biggest one in the world, a white guy , hated getting a full erection as it sometimes caused him to faint,it was put down to the amount of blood it took to fill it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZGoF9J1u6Y&feature=related


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Macken200 wrote: »
    That's not necessarily true ...the guy with supposedly biggest one in the world, a white guy , hated getting a full erection as it sometimes caused him to faint,it was put down to the amount of blood it took to fill it.

    If I remember correctly he wasn't actually able to get a full erection, his was unreal though, he could have amputated half and it still would have been too big.


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