Does c*ck size really matter?

smash

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Mate of mine was in the gym the other day and he sees a bloke there with a huge cock and elephant ears tattooed around it, with the cock as the trunk! He obviously thinks it matters! :eek:

I'm pretty sure that photo has been online for years and your mate is lying.

sbsquarepants

smash wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that photo has been online for years and your mate is lying.

Why would you be sure of that?
Haven't you ever seen 2 people with the same tattoo before?

Flyin Irishman

LeixlipRed wrote: »

Ah, I left myself open to that.

Giggedy! :pac::pac::pac:

psychward

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Mate of mine was in the gym the other day and he sees a bloke there with a huge cock and elephant ears tattooed around it, with the cock as the trunk! He obviously thinks it matters! :eek:

Sounds like he was staring. He might have some issues

sbsquarepants

Could be a few issues alright!
But in all honesty, i think i'd stare too!:)

D1stant

Yakult wrote: »

For the record, I'm not lacking down there, yet I do much more with my mouth and fingers than my penis will ever do and most girls prefer that from my experiences.

For the record. TMI

foxyboxer

LeixlipRed wrote: »

Someone should start another thread about whether guys who claim on AH threads that they have big uns actually do have big uns.

Know Your Cocks. Let's hope it's stickied.

parker kent

foxyboxer wrote: »

Know Your Cocks. Let's hope it's stickied.

Well it will certainly be sticky.

OutlawPete

themadchef wrote: »

If cock size was all that mattered guys with cocks less than say, 4 inches, would never get laid.

They do dont they?

Lads don't answer that, it's a trap

UglyBolloxFace

jackie1974 wrote: »

Yea nice, dont think I could hack it first thing in the morning though:D

We'll see about that;)

('Jackie'? *could be a man or woman...please be a woman, please be a woman*)

VenusPlays

Too big can really be uncomfortable. Especially if the guy treats it like his own personal battering ram.

Too small, I'm sorry but boring and forgettable.

Average is best. Talented average is fabulous!

IvaBigWun

Jaxxy wrote: »

Depends on the size of the gee.

Tea all over the keyboard :pac:

vampire of kilmainham

i know a married man that has a small cock but he still had 5 kids and cheats on his wife i wonder who he has on the side:D:D:D

Otis Driftwood

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

i know a married man that has a small cock but he still had 5 kids and cheats on his wife i wonder who he has on the side:D:D:D

Im kinda wondering how you know he has a small cock.

IvaBigWun

Fat and thick definitely does the trick

Richard Dower

^ to all those talking about my penis....it's just fine!, thank you.
I never thought my tackle would become such public fodder....how embarrasing!

Richard Dower

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Size doesn't really matter to me, but I do like 'em thick

See!

gent9662

Whats the average size in peoples minds?

Richard Dower

dclane wrote: »

Whats the average size in peoples minds?

Average is 7 inches with 2.5 inches girth.

Richard Dower

Thinks the lads should break out the old measuring tape, if you need a hand get the GF to help you, be interesting to see how the lads measure up.

patwicklow

Size does,nt matter its the speed that counts.
well iv never had any complaints on my massive big 9 incher
and its shrunk half an inch in the last ten years but guess thats with age

whatislife

Richard Dower wrote: »

Average is 7 inches with 2.5 inches girth.

"but a mean erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length."

dunno where you got that the average is 7 inches?

Bobby Baccala

Richard Dower wrote: »

Thinks the lads should break out the old measuring tape, if you need a hand get the GF to help you, be interesting to see how the lads measure up.

I find you really creepy now.
Why do you want to know the size of our knobs?

Joey the lips

I have never asked my wife does she wish i had a bigger cock...

Then again

She has never asked me do i wish she had bigger tits.

Some things should not be asked if your afraid you might not like the answer....

Just how i see it..

Jaxxy

Jaxxy wrote: »

Ooohh... Brave man.

Anyway in all seriousness Richard, the average vagina is about 4-5 inches in length. It can grow to accommodate bigger sizes yes, but essentially a 5 inch penis will fill the average woman just as much as a monster cock will.

Try telling that to Mandingo!

spadesaspade

I thought all women think the same :cool:

Cat Melodeon wrote: »

So you're taking the word of one girl in one 'video' as being representative of what all women think?

Having a small'un is the least of your problems pet.

Otis Driftwood

P4DDY2K11 wrote: »

I find you really creepy now.
Why do you want to know the size of our knobs?

A Richard by any other name.....

Kasabian

The avoidance of discussion on the clitoris in this thread is worrying.
Know your way around the clitoris.

stupidusername

Kasabian wrote: »

The avoidance of discussion on the clitoris in this thread is worrying.
Know your way around the clitoris.

in my experience, not many men really know what to do.

psychward

Kasabian wrote: »

The avoidance of discussion on the clitoris in this thread is worrying.
Know your way around the clitoris.

According to an ex it's anatomically in a disadvantageous position for female pleasure during penetration. Maybe it was just her but I have had no complaints then or since.

... hey i need to read up on the rules of boards. I'm practically a new member and this threads getting quite graphic.

landsleaving

stupidusername wrote: »

in my experience, not many men really know what to do.

Why not show them? If they aren't down there to learn, what else are they there for?

psychward wrote: »

According to an ex it's anatomically in a disadvantageous position for female pleasure during penetration. Maybe it was just her but I have had no complaints then or since.

There's a reason vibrators have that little nub that pokes out of the shaft...

Duggy747

First you master dee clit
Then you master dee pussy
Then.........you master dee wimmen!

stupidusername

psychward wrote: »

According to an ex it's anatomically in a disadvantageous position for female pleasure during penetration. Maybe it was just her but I have had no complaints then or since.

well it is for many positions, but not all.

landsleaving wrote: »

Why not show them? If they aren't down there to learn, what else are they there for?

I will, if I ever get some again :pac:

landsleaving

Duggy747 wrote: »

First you master dee clit
Then you master dee pussy
Then.........you master dee wimmen!

I got as far as mastering debate.

Jaxxy

The ability to take direction is always a good quality in a man.

The King of Moo

psychward wrote: »

According to an ex it's anatomically in a disadvantageous position for female pleasure during penetration. Maybe it was just her but I have had no complaints then or since.

... hey i need to read up on the rules of boards. I'm practically a new member and this threads getting quite graphic.

Yeah, it lends itself much better to oral or digital stimulation than with a penis.

It's good to always include it in some fashion, like giving it a whirl for a bit before settling into the old in-out in-out.

Kasabian

stupidusername wrote: »

in my experience, not many men really know what to do.

It is an art that can be mastered.
It's all about observation.

Ladies you can thank me later.
The boys may actually ask from here on in

MJRS

I find that the only people who really care about penis size are guys with smalls ones and girls with big vaginas.

petes

The King of Moo wrote: »

psychward wrote: »

According to an ex it's anatomically in a disadvantageous position for female pleasure during penetration. Maybe it was just her but I have had no complaints then or since.

... hey i need to read up on the rules of boards. I'm practically a new member and this threads getting quite graphic.

Yeah, it lends itself much better to oral or digital stimulation than with a penis.

It's good to always include it in some fashion, like giving it a whirl for a bit before settling into the old in-out in-out.

Some positions allow for digital and the old in-out at the same time!

The King of Moo

Insurgent wrote: »

Some positions allow for digital and the old in-out at the same time!

Arrah shure you'd only save them for special occasions! :pac:

LeixlipRed

Is there somewhere between big and medium, bonus sized perhaps? A few people have said, "don't like big, give me medium anyday". Where's the damned partition? The transition from big to medium? My maths brain desires exactness, stupid brain

aujopimur

I've heard some poor feckers have only 9 inches.

Pompey Magnus

LeixlipRed wrote: »

Is there somewhere between big and medium, bonus sized perhaps? A few people have said, "don't like big, give me medium anyday". Where's the damned partition? The transition from big to medium? My maths brain desires exactness, stupid brain

Go get yourself a protractor and a measuring tape, you will first need to get the adjusted penis measurement (TMI). Then you will need to carry out a simple calculation:

Length times Girth over the Angle of the shaft (aka YAW) divided by Mass over Width.

Then see how you measure up according to the following chart:

TMI chart

LeixlipRed

Oh I've seen that episode, poor lickle Cartman

riggerman

Long and thin is no good ,does not suit the ladies. Short and thick does the trick and guarantees the baby .... A west Kerry Saying ... Poor lads

parker kent

stupidusername wrote: »

in my experience, not many men really know what to do.

Unless you have experienced half the country, that may just reflect negatively on those particular guys. Like I've never had sex with a girl with red hair...but they do exist!

psychward

parker kent wrote: »

Unless you have experienced half the country, that may just reflect negatively on those particular guys. Like I've never had sex with a girl with red hair...but they do exist!

yes they do ! On my one encounter with a red head I made a point of noting she had red pubes. Now I don't have to write into Mythbusters

stupidusername

parker kent wrote: »

Unless you have experienced half the country, that may just reflect negatively on those particular guys. Like I've never had sex with a girl with red hair...but they do exist!

Yes I know,hence saying it was my experience.

parker kent

stupidusername wrote: »

Yes I know,hence saying it was my experience.

Just defending my fellow rug munchers :pac:

stupidusername

parker kent wrote: »

Just defending my fellow rug munchers :pac:

Fair enough.and no I haven't been with that many men to judge on