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Binman

chucknorris · 2011-11-08 07:31:17

A woman was sick of her husband so she decided to cut him up into pieces and put him in a few black bags...she left the bags out for the binmen but was terrified they would discover what was in it. The binmen came next morning to collect but a few minutes later they knocked on the woman's door. The woman was terrified and…

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08-11-2011 8:31am

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chucknorris

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A woman was sick of her husband so she decided to cut him up into pieces and put him in a few black bags...she left the bags out for the binmen but was terrified they would discover what was in it.

The binmen came next morning to collect but a few minutes later they knocked on the woman's door. The woman was terrified and asked is everything ok?

The binman said "have you another black bag?"

....................................."Because the arse has just fell out of that one!!

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#2 08-11-2011 12:33pm
Krispie

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Binman going along early in the morning doing his rounds on the street.
Picking up bin after bin, all left out with tags on....
Comes to No. 19. NO BIN.....:eek:
Decides to knock in and see what is the reason.

Knocks on the door and a big man, dressed in pyjamas, and of Jamaican origin answers.

Binman: "Where's your bin?"
Jamaican: "I's been in bed, where's you bin?"

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