Films sequels they will never make

holystungun9

TheBody wrote: »

Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber!!

or....

crouching wino, hidden flagon

Riddle101

Saved by the Bell The Movie- The Reunion

20 years after they graduate from Bayside High. We take a look at what has happened to Zack Morris and friends over the last 20 years, only to find out it wasn't a happy ending afterall. Zack Morris is a coke addict on the verge of suicide, divorced from his wife Kelly, he struggles to pay allomony to Kelly and 7 other wives while trying to pay drug debts. AC Slater is a war vetern who lost both his arms and legs and suffers from depression. Jessie Spano is a Las Vegas showgirl(A reference to her Elizabeth Berkley's role in the film showgirls), Lisa Turtle is a fashion designer on the verge of bankruptcy and facing many lawsuits and Screech Powers now a big fat slob and bitter man, has decided to write a book that speaks openly about his former friends and life after bayside. In a bid to get some cash(A reference to Dustin Diamond's book about the cast of Saved By the Bell).

Scarface 2- A what if scenario of what would happen if Tony Montana had not been killed. Based off the Scarface videogame.

bb1234567

saw ,what is it now ive lost count?:pits getting retarded now..acually it got retarded after number 2..

Capt'n Midnight

Omackeral wrote: »

Speed 3

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0578518/

Capt'n Midnight

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Snow white and the seven dwarfs 2

Sponsored by 7 Up.

mancity1

Kill Bill 3

A bunch of midget apple pickers seek revenge on the worst Bill of all Bill Cullen for ruining their business when he was a street trader.Directed by Michael Bay

phill106

waterworld 2

Omackeral

mancity1 wrote: »

Kill Bill 3

A bunch of midget apple pickers seek revenge on the worst Bill of all Bill Cullen for ruining their business when he was a street trader.Directed by Michael Bay

Or...... or.... David Carradine returns as a Zombie to avenge those responsible for his death. 'Cos he was murdered ya kno.....

Omackeral

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0578518/ Speed 3

Touché, noble Squire.

Hande hoche!

Riddle101 wrote: »

Saved by the Bell The Movie- The Reunion

20 years after they graduate from Bayside High. We take a look at what has happened to Zack Morris and friends over the last 20 years, only to find out it wasn't a happy ending afterall. Zack Morris is a coke addict on the verge of suicide, divorced from his wife Kelly, he struggles to pay allomony to Kelly and 7 other wives while trying to pay drug debts. AC Slater is a war vetern who lost both his arms and legs and suffers from depression. Jessie Spano is a Las Vegas showgirl(A reference to her Elizabeth Berkley's role in the film showgirls), Lisa Turtle is a fashion designer on the verge of bankruptcy and facing many lawsuits and Screech Powers now a big fat slob and bitter man, has decided to write a book that speaks openly about his former friends and life after bayside. In a bid to get some cash(A reference to Dustin Diamond's book about the cast of Saved By the Bell).

Scarface 2- A what if scenario of what would happen if Tony Montana had not been killed. Based off the Scarface videogame.

Mr. Belding is some variety of billionaire?

mancity1

Omackeral wrote: »

Or...... or.... David Carradine returns as a Zombie to avenge those responsible for his death. 'Cos he was murdered ya kno.....

and have it filmed in Ireland

Kill Bill 3 :Kung fu Choker in Croker

im invisible

trainspotting 2: planes trains and automobiles

WhatNowForUs?

The Slapper - It could go on forever.

mancity1

My Left Foot 2 :Footloose

44leto

im invisible wrote: »

trainspotting 2: planes trains and automobiles

Its in the pipeline, the sequel book was called Porno, its one of the funniest books I ever read, all the character and more are back, well, except the dead one.

LighterGuy

WhatNowForUs? wrote: »

The Slapper - It could go on forever.

Wasnt that the original name for The Snapper? :pac:

trashcan

Mission Possible - In which Tom Cruise takes on a fairly routine day at the office.

The Princess Bride

The Hand That Rocks The Coffin- the sequel to the 1992 thriller-Hand That Rocks the Cradle.

Peyton didn't really die when she plunged from the attic of her employer's house.She was unconscious and awoke while being lifted into the coffin,whereby she kills the Undertaker,and seeks revenge for her mistreatment .

Coming shortly to a cinema near you.(.......autumn 2012)

TheEscapist

Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge

WoollyRedHat

The NeverEnding Story XXV: It really never ends

Feeona

The Usual Suspects : Just Forget Who Kaiser Soze Was

Feeona

The Sixth Sense : I See Dollar Signs

Feeona

Wicker Man : The Conservatory Years

Taco Corp

Born on the 5th of July

Johro

The day after the day after tomorrow.

pragmatic1

Requiem for a dream 2: The crystal meth episode.

44leto

Gladiator the horror

And I will have my vengeance, in this life and the next.

HazDanz

Cool Hand Luke: Successful Communication

John Doe1

Home alone 12: Attack of pedobear

LordSutch

Whats the delay with 'Jeepers Creepers 3'

The 2nd installment left the door wide open for the next one, still waiting . . . . . . .

ascanbe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-5l-gxFd7E

If anyone has plans to make a sequel to this, it will likely remain in the works.

RichieC

Truman Show 2

The world falls apart without the Truman show. After 30 years of constant broadcasting the world had become hopelessly addicted to watching it.
Within two years of Trumans escape the world has degenerated into a dystopian nightmare were Truman has harnessed his following to form a massive global cult with a militarised arm.

Christof also leads a global cult and army using his fabulous wealth and the public who side with him demanding Truman return to his dome to live out his life.

The war is all consuming, old borders forgotten, cities in ruin and humanity on the verge of collapse.

One man...

ascanbe

Oh, this one, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faXR_eYLyZI

Unlikely to be revisited.

Turtyturd

Taxi Driver II: A Dublin Taxi Driver, armed only with his insight into 'fouriners', and car with magical hazard lights, attempts to overcome the evil government that has introduced deregulation, which means he must now work a week to make a living rather than just a few hours over the weekend.

smash

Glitter II

Mariah Carey's journey through acting lessons.

Oranage2

Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus with a shotgun.

cosmicfart

Gladiator II: Fight in Hades!

Maximus defeated Commodus at the end of Gladiator but both were killed. Now in Hades, Maximus is forced once again to do battle with Commodus and this time its Biblical!

Starring: Dolph Lundgren as Maximus and Jean Claude Van Dam as Commodus with special guest appearance Gwyneth Paltrow as Maximus love interest

Rated R

jmayo

mancity1 wrote: »

My Left Foot 2 :Footloose

I would have thought the logical follow up would have been...

My Right Foot

jonnyfingers

3 Men and a 25 Year Old Sex Addict

In this long-awaited latest installment to the popular franchise, Mary Bennington is all grown up, and ready to party!

After spending her formative years living with her three Dads, Peter, Michael and Jack, she has developed an unhealthy liking for company of three men.

Tumbling deeper and deeper into the darkness as she tries to satisfy her fetish she now finds herself stranded in the seedy world of gangbang porn movies.

Peter, Michael and Jack must race against time to save her.



Starring Magnum PI as Peter, Officer Mahoney as Michael, Sam Malone as Jack and Lindsay Lohan as skankwhore Mary.

blackwhite

NothingMan wrote: »

Eh....

The poster looks like someone just photoshopped the Deadliest Catch dvd cover

sensibleken

Big trouble in little Italy: Kurt Russel returns as the gruff trucker to rescue the dried up hag from sex and the city from an underground base of catholic priests where she is being held to turn curates gay.

An evening with the dead: George A Romero's zombies return for an evening of Carabret and skits. Featuring the RIPgees.

Happier Gimore: Adam Sandler is elected leader of the Labour party but has to contend with the evil developers who want to demolish his grandma's shed. Co staring Rob schneider as a wizard who inhabits the body of a labrador for some fúcking reason.

Pearl Harbour 2: Pearl is a bored housewife who routinely seduces sailors on shore leave and murders them with hilarious results

foxyboxer

They'll never complete that Gerry Conlon trilogy.

In the Name of the Father.

And of the Son.

And of the Holy Spirit.

Omackeral

Aladdin IV : Jafar May Need Glasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdxQLB7RjbI

sensibleken

mancity1 wrote: »

My Left Foot 2 :Footloose

John Charles McQuaid has banned dancing. Only one man can save us. Let christy take it!

razorblunt

Sophia's Choice - Wait I Picked the Wrong one

bb1234567

28 years later

sensibleken

Rosemary's Todler

Tiocfaidh Armani

Titantic.

cosmicfart

Fiddler on the Dole: musical sequel to Fiddler on the Roof. set in Tralee, Kerry in 2009 just as the recession was taking hold, Fiddler on the Dole records the adventures of Baldy Paddy (as he was affectionately known to the locals) as he spends the entire day running around ripping hoodcaps ofa cars that are down in Kerry for the Rose of Tralee festival.

Tomk1

aristotle25 wrote: »

The Field 2

Set in modern day Ireland about fight for planning permission for multi-story carpark, multiplex cinema, shopping centre, 50 two-bed appartments on a field in Leenane.

Could do

cosmicfart wrote: »

District 9: 3 years on and the alien who vowed to return does except that this time he lands over Jamaica and while there looking for directions to South Africa he becomes a complete stoner.

I think they are on about a prequel.

cosmicfart wrote: »

Dude weres my Spaceship: Ashton Kutcher returns as a space Alien in the hilarious story about an alien who forgot were he parked his spaceship.

Sounds good

trashcan wrote: »

Mission Possible - In which Tom Cruise takes on a fairly routine day at the office.

Tom Cruise spends the day trying to get the printer to work, out of ink/paper jams and spooling errors, the action never stops, with a Hollywood tripple twist at the end, where he takes of his mask, to reveal his really Ron Hubbard, but then takes that mask off to reveal he is Tom Cruise ???