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In The Playpen: ironictoaster

  • 11-11-2011 4:12am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭


    Hello peoples,

    My name is Craig. I enjoy long walks on the beach, fine chardonnays and flipping my pillow to the coldside.

    Anyone got a question? :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭Coeurdepirate


    What's your name?

    What do you enjoy?

    Which side of the pillow do you prefer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster



    What's your name?
    Craig

    What do you enjoy?
    Long walks on the beach and fine chardonnays

    Which side of the pillow do you prefer?
    Coldside!

    Wait...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Is it possible for a toaster to be ironic?

    Favourite musician/artist?

    What do you put on your toast?

    If you could see any four artists live who would they be? (dead or alive, money isn't a problem)

    Last movie seen?

    Favourite dinner?

    Winter or summer?

    Scarfs. Yay or nay?

    Sweet or savory?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    M&S* wrote: »
    Is it possible for a toaster to be ironic?
    Yep, I am the owner of an ironictoaster :P

    Favourite musician/artist?
    The Smiths!

    What do you put on your toast?
    Butter, jam, peanut butter, banana, blackberry. I could go on forever

    If you could see any four artists live who would they be? (dead or alive, money isn't a problem)
    The Smiths, Johnny Cash, Daft Punk and David Bowie.

    Last movie seen?
    Zoolander, cult classic at this stage!

    Favourite dinner?
    Can't beat an oul steak, tbh!

    Winter or summer?
    Summer, exciting times. See friends more, plan things, do whatever you want. It's awesome.

    Scarfs. Yay or nay?
    Yay, cause coldness sucks.

    Sweet or savory?
    Savory!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭marko93


    Hello there.

    Is it me you're looking for?

    How old are you?

    Would you ever give me up?

    Let me down?

    ..or desert me?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    marko93 wrote: »
    Hello there.
    Hello there indeed.

    Is it me you're looking for?
    Yes, answer your phone dammit.

    How old are you?
    Too old, 20!

    Would you ever give me up?
    Never, guy love <3

    Let me down?
    Maybe...

    ..or desert me?
    I would for Rick Astley, perhaps.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    What's the last dream you had?

    Thoughts on making toast in the oven?

    What would your last meal be?

    Chocolate or crisps?

    CSI or Law and Order?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    What's the last dream you had?
    That I was graduating college, collecting my scroll and stuff!

    Thoughts on making toast in the oven?
    I love it, good excuse to make french toast!

    What would your last meal be?
    Biggest burger I could get with chips and ice cold coke

    Chocolate or crisps?
    Chocolate, I don't think I'd ever get sick of it.

    CSI or Law and Order?
    CSI, I have an awful man crush on Mr. Caine :P

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Banjo Fella


    Have you ever dropped a buttered slice of toast and had it land buttered-side-up? If so, did you find this distinctly... ironic?

    What's your favourite Smiths song and album?

    Do you play any instruments, or do anything music-y like that?

    Favourite article of clothing?

    Any pets? If so, pics plz? If possible, Photoshop a penguin in, too... unless your pet is already a penguin, in which case give it a moustache.

    Can you recall your earliest memory?

    Have you ever considered going on a long, beach-centric walk in which you swig Chardonnay and flip any and all pillows in the vicinity?

    Your favourite thing to do when you want to chill? Chill on the coldside, even!

    Physics is undergoing routine maintenance, and gravity has to be switched off for the day. What'll you do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭Salty


    Describe your typical day, were you a girl instead of a boy

    What's your favourite colour?

    Do you prefer night time or day time?

    What's your favourite wild animal?

    What's the most ironic thing that has happened to you?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Have you ever dropped a buttered slice of toast and had it land buttered-side-up? If so, did you find this distinctly... ironic?

    Many a times I have pondered about this question, it's very much ironic. I write about it in my toast blog, anytime it happens!

    What's your favourite Smiths song and album?
    There is a light that never goes out and the Queen is the dead. First Smiths album I got into.

    Do you play any instruments, or do anything music-y like that?
    Play is such a strong, more like try :P Yes I try to play guitar, getting better one day at a time.

    Favourite article of clothing?
    My nike hitops that I bought off ebay, it's pretty much memory foam for your feet.

    Any pets? If so, pics plz? If possible, Photoshop a penguin in, too... unless your pet is already a penguin, in which case give it a moustache.
    I don't have photoshop install on my laptop, however. I have do two dogs, jack russell mix and a pug! Pics below.

    Can you recall your earliest memory?
    My uncle who's in the army taking me on a trip to McKee Barracks in his big army truck as a wee lad.


    Have you ever considered going on a long, beach-centric walk in which you swig Chardonnay and flip any and all pillows in the vicinity?
    Is there is a heaven, I hope it looks like this. Dreamy. One day, one day....


    Your favourite thing to do when you want to chill? Chill on the coldside, even!
    Turn off everything, close my eyes and just listen to explosions in the sky (check them out, now.)


    Physics is undergoing routine maintenance, and gravity has to be switched off for the day. What'll you do?
    I'd fly away for it a bit and try keep up with birds, then float around the world before teatime :D

    Can't find a pic of my other dog :(

    He's my pug though!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    _meehan_ wrote: »
    Describe your typical day, were you a girl instead of a boy
    Get up, take hours to find the right outfit, gossip, talk about boys and makeup and use frivolous female lingo and that'll never understand!

    What's your favourite colour?
    Green!

    Do you prefer night time or day time?
    Daytime, if its snowing then night time!

    What's your favourite wild animal?
    Chimpanzee, cause they're awesome

    What's the most ironic thing that has happened to you?
    Me applying for a job in a dole office.


    Moar dog pics.
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,207 ✭✭✭Ally7


    Can I have your dog please? :)

    The original CSI, CSI Miami or CSI New York?

    favourite "Friends" character?

    Do you own a hair straghtener?

    How do you like your steak?

    Do you wear jewelery?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭JamJamJamJam


    What made you think of your username?

    What's your favourite joke?

    How can we solve world hunger?

    Long distance running or short distance running?


    Do you use 'lol' when texting or writing on the interwebs or whatever?

    Who's your favourite celebrity named Craig?


    Do Buffalo buffalo Buffallo buffalo buffalo bufallo Buffalo buffalo?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Ally7 wrote: »
    Can I have your dog please? :)
    Yes, he's a little bollox lately, he's a pooping machine.

    The original CSI, CSI Miami or CSI New York?
    Miami, Grissom is cool, but Horatio is king.

    favourite "Friends" character?
    Ross. He's epic when he finds out Rachel is pregnant.

    Do you own a hair straghtener?
    Nope, I am not emo enough do pocess one. Sad panda :(

    How do you like your steak?
    Medium rare, I like it incinerated sometimes as well.

    Do you wear jewelery?
    I have small stretched ears, 6mm tunnels black.
    What made you think of your username?
    I have no idea actually, I guess I just picked two random words and put them together!

    What's your favourite joke?
    What's Mr. T's favourite Yoghurt? A petit filous! :pac:

    How can we solve world hunger?
    Hold on, lemme ask Bob Geldof, he's mad for feeding the world

    Long distance running or short distance running?
    Short distance, the thought of training for a marathon scares me!!

    Do you use 'lol' when texting or writing on the interwebs or whatever?
    Nope, more of a haha type of person!


    Who's your favourite celebrity named Craig?
    Daniel Craig. Does he count? I liked him Casino Royale.

    Do Buffalo buffalo Buffallo buffalo buffalo bufallo Buffalo buffalo?
    They sure do, they sure do.. :)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    How many countries have you been in?

    Where would you like to go?

    Are you a spender or saver?

    Do you have/have you ever had a job?

    Favourite food?

    Favourite item of clothing?

    Would you like to own any exotic animals?

    Describe an average day in the life of ironictoaster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    How many countries have you been in?
    I've been lucky to travel to a lot at a young age. About 10+ countries now.

    Where would you like to go?
    I'd love to go New Zealand right now

    Are you a spender or saver?
    More of a saver, but I have splashed out the odd time, 2 games and a chili peppers tickets hurts my bank account

    Do you have/have you ever had a job?
    I sure do, I work in penneys. I'm the master at folding jeggings.

    Favourite food?
    Anything on Captain America's menu tbh!

    Favourite item of clothing?
    Nike hi tops

    Would you like to own any exotic animals?
    Not really, my brother's bearded dragon hates me :(

    Describe an average day in the life of ironictoaster.
    Get up, go to college, ponder in class that I need to study more make plans to do so(never happens >_>), then realise I am not paying attention in class. Go home, Take a nap for a bit, go to work, come home. Watching tv and go interweb and bed.

    I need to get out more, need to have one of these C&H meetup things I keep missing out on :(



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    Which countries have you been to? :P

    If you could have any boardsies username who would it be?

    Favourite forum?

    Any big ambitions?

    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    Are you happy with your college course?

    What is your ideal job?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Why did I always think you were a girl???

    Do you secretly wish you were a girl??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭degausserxo


    Hows the arse?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Cakes.


    Furthest you've been from home?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,147 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Hows the arse?
    A lot better, thanks Aine <3
    Why did I always think you were a girl???
    I grow a vagina every second week, it's a common mistake

    Do you secretly wish you were a girl??
    Maybe for a day just to know what it's like!

    Which countries have you been to? :P
    England, Wales, US, Jamacia, Haiti, Caymen Islands, Germany....there has to be more lemme think about, I did a lot of travelling as a baby.

    If you could have any boardsies username who would it be?
    Facekicker

    Favourite forum?
    Tough one, it's a between here and After Hours. The amount of shenanigans happening on that forum is ridiculous, I love it.

    Any big ambitions?
    Travel around the world one day, I'd love do it, travel a lot more defo.

    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
    Traveling. I spent most of time in college thinking about traveling more than anything. I want to do it before I "settle down"


    Are you happy with your college course?
    Yes to an extent, If I had a choice of any course I wanted. It would be different.


    What is your ideal job?
    Where I am own boss, no uniforms, relax work eniviroment. Awesome.
    Furthest you've been from home?
    Probably somewhere in Haiti. I miss that place.






  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon




    Thanks ironictoaster


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