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Friday Funnies

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  • 11-11-2011 10:29am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    My missus has just thrown me out for measuring my Penis.


    Just for the record it easily reaches the back of her sister’s throat.

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    My Dub mate said, "I hated my time in prison."

    I said, "Did you manage to take anything from it?"

    He replied, "Yeah, a couple of bars of soap, a TV and a guy’s I-pod."

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    Frankie Cocozza might as well get X Factor tattooed on his arse because he's Fooked that as well.. !!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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