What's your opinion on blow up dolls?

bnt

I wonder what would happen if you turned one of those dolls inside-out, then blew it up? :eek:

Upset at work

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Given your occupation would it not be professional of you to get into the habit of knocking on doors ?

Yeah, my profession sets very high standards...

I usually do, but I can get absent minded from time to time.

Sunnyisland

Upset at work wrote: »

Might as well just tell a few of my other enigmatic work anecdotes.

This one time...

...I walked/barged into a room I thought was empty.

Turned out there was a half naked woman stood in the centre (lower half).

She didn't say nothing though.
She just eyeballed me.

He boyfriend was half asleep in the sack; he looked like he was coming to as I barged in.

I said, "hey bro, what's up?".

Then I made my exit, slamming the door a little too hard.

I heard the girl getting hysterical then (she was hot); I guess cause I didn't give her enough attention...

Anyways, I returned one hour later, only to find they had left me a HUGE tip.

Some people....

Do you never knock on the doors before entering rooms

Sunnyisland

bnt wrote: »

I wonder what would happen if you turned one of those dolls inside-out, then blew it up? :eek:

You could become pregnant

stupidusername

bnt wrote: »

I wonder what would happen if you turned one of those dolls inside-out, then blew it up? :eek:

I imagine you'd have a colourless female shaped doll, with three penises.

I don't see why it's that unusual for the guy to be in a hotel room and NOT have hired a hooker. surely this isn't exactly the norm, or is it? you'd think a blow up doll would be more acceptable than a hooker.

jackie1974

realies wrote: »

Upset at work wrote: »

Might as well just tell a few of my other enigmatic work anecdotes.
This one time...
...I walked/barged into a room I thought was empty.
Turned out there was a half naked woman stood in the centre (lower half).
She didn't say nothing though.
She just eyeballed me.
He boyfriend was half asleep in the sack; he looked like he was coming to as I barged in.
I said, "hey bro, what's up?".
Then I made my exit, slamming the door a little too hard.
I heard the girl getting hysterical then (she was hot); I guess cause I didn't give her enough attention...
Anyways, I returned one hour later, only to find they had left me a HUGE tip.
Some people....

Do you never knock on the doors before entering rooms

Exactly what I was thinking, please give us the name of the hotel you work in so I never make the mistake of booking in there. If somebody barged in when I was half naked they'd be getting a swift kick in the balls. You need to do some customer service training before you end up in trouble.

Upset at work

stupidusername wrote: »

I imagine you'd have a colourless female shaped doll, with three penises.

I don't see why it's that unusual for the guy to be in a hotel room and NOT have hired a hooker. surely this isn't exactly the norm, or is it? you'd think a blow up doll would be more acceptable than a hooker.

Not in my book.

Man, this forum's got a backwards mentality...

Dravokivich

The_Thing wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

You sure you want these?

stupidusername

Upset at work wrote: »

Not in my book.

Man, this forum's got a backwards mentality...

oooooooooor maybe you're the one that's got the backwards mentality.

W.Shakes-Beer

Upset at work wrote: »

Not in my book.

Man, this forum's got a backwards mentality...

A bit like blow up dolls I suppose.

You give it a blow job.

Richard Dower

Only dirty perverts do this stuff.

Upset at work

jackie1974 wrote: »

Exactly what I was thinking, please give us the name of the hotel you work in so I never make the mistake of booking in there. If somebody barged in when I was half naked they'd be getting a swift kick in the balls. You need to do some customer service training before you end up in trouble.

lol @ customer service training.

Some guy did actually get really pissed off one time and followed me out into the corridor as soon as he pulled his boxer shorts on.

He was rambling in some foreign language, so I basically blanked him, to which he had no real come back for.

I rang down to reception to let them know a guy was probably gonna be making a complain soon... lol

Upset at work

jackie1974 wrote: »

Exactly what I was thinking, please give us the name of the hotel you work in so I never make the mistake of booking in there. If somebody barged in when I was half naked they'd be getting a swift kick in the balls. You need to do some customer service training before you end up in trouble.

lol @ customer service training.

Some guy did actually get really pissed off one time and followed me out into the corridor as soon as he pulled his boxer shorts on.

He was rambling in some foreign language, so I basically blanked him, to which he had no real come back for.

I rang down to reception to let them know a guy was probably gonna be making a complaint soon... lol

Joey the lips

I have no opinion on them other than what ever floats a persons boat...

Who cares really. I dont believe it makes a person perverted and while i would not use them thats just because of my inambitions...

Sunnyisland

Upset at work wrote: »

Not in my book.

Man, this forum's got a backwards mentality...

Read the after hours charter;) ,maybe you should have posted this in the politics forum,there is a lot of blow ups and blow ins there :D

starbelgrade

Upset at work wrote: »

Because it's disgusting...

**** is understandable.

Creating the illusion of a real live be-atch with a plastic 3-D effigy to get jollies = potential sex offender, no?

What about women who use plastic effigies of penises?

Potential sex offenders, no?

gurramok

Upset at work wrote: »

Not in my book.

Man, this forum's got a backwards mentality...

You're a strange poster. Why do you think its disgusting and sex offender type material?(excuse the pun)

FFS, you invaded the mans personal space without invitation and you forget its his private business what he does in his own spare time.

You're not a nun by any chance?

Sunnyisland

Upset at work wrote: »

lol @ customer service training.

Some guy did actually get really pissed off one time and followed me out into the corridor as soon as he pulled his boxer shorts on.

He was rambling in some foreign language, so I basically blanked him, to which he had no real come back for.

I rang down to reception to let them know a guy was probably gonna be making a complaint soon... lol

:eek: So this is another time :eek: Starting to wonder here who is the perv :pac:

starbelgrade

And then this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy...

Aoifey!

Why do you think a blow up doll is worse than a hooker? Using a blow up doll isn't really much different than a vibrator and many women use them.

Also, knock more.

Upset at work

realies wrote: »

:eek: So this is another time :eek: Starting to wonder here who is the perv :pac:

I assure you, it's totally by accident.

It's just, once you make enough beds, and scrub enough toilets, you get into machine-mode, and absent mindedness can be inevitable.

*knock knock*

"house keeping!!"

...oh fcuk it...

you get the idea.

the_monkey

pfft ... it's weird allright, I can't understand how one could get actual pleasure out of it - i mean really , a **** would be so much better !!

My name is URL

Joey the lips wrote: »

I have no opinion on them other than what ever floats a persons boat...

I wouldn't recommend sailing in one

Upset at work

starbelgrade wrote: »

And then this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy...

ahahahahaha

That was a good one

Saila

*barges in door*

ha ha you wanker!



*leaves*

stupidusername

OP have you considered that you may not be 'accidentally' walking in on all these naked men, pleasuring themselves?

starlit

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Ah yes, the whole "my friend has had one" story.:rolleyes:

Why can't females enjoy blowup dolls? Some sexist shiiiiiit going on there.

Seriously I don't own a blow up doll never have and never will and I am being honest that a friend of mine has one. Wouldn't touch a blow up doll with a barge pole!

Sunnyisland

Tell us your real problem ??

Upset at work

And for those making the point that guys+blow up dolls = women + vibrators, that point is basically moot; for the following reason.

Women + vibrators = hot

Men + blow up dolls = desperate

A woman could pretty much get laid whenever.

A guy with a blow up doll has obviously exhausted any alternate options, or has total freakin social phobia.

starbelgrade

Upset at work wrote: »

*knock knock*

"house keeping!!"

...oh fcuk it...

you get the idea.

The bit between "house keeping!! and ...oh fcuk it... is the part you are missing... you know the part where you are supposed to wait for reply just on the off chance that the person in the room who paid to have the room to themselves & have at the very least, some privacy, actually gets what they pay for.

Sunnyisland

doovde la wrote: »

Seriously I don't own a blow up doll never have and never will and I am being honest that a friend of mine has one. Wouldn't touch a blow up doll with a barge pole!

Not recommended they will burst or so i am told

FetchTheGin

doovdela wrote: »

Seriously I don't own a blow up doll never have and never will and I am being honest that a friend of mine has one. Wouldn't touch a blow up doll with a barge pole!

That's a great nickname for your penis.

starlit

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

I'm sure they'd be "tacky" after a few uses alright.

They are tacky end of! Even never using them they are down and out tacky!:rolleyes:

starlit

FetchTheGin wrote: »

That's a great nickname for your penis.

I am sorry I am not Male I am indeed Female! :rolleyes:

therewillbe

Dont knock it til you tried it!!:D Oh Ye ,Bicycle repair kits are handy to have.

FetchTheGin

doovdela wrote: »

They are tacky end of! Even never using them they are down and out tacky!:rolleyes:

Sure how do you know if you've never used one.

FetchTheGin

doovdela wrote: »

I am sorry I am not Male I am indeed Female! :rolleyes:

But you said only males use blowup dolls

Micky Dolenz

I'm no scientist but plastic balloons and pricks are a bad combo.

starlit

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Sure how do you know if you've never used one.

I've seen them. My friend had one for a party so I know that they are tacky despite never having used one. Wouldn't bother using one. Never mind the other plastic kind.

jackie1974

doovdela wrote: »

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

I'm sure they'd be "tacky" after a few uses alright.

They are tacky end of! Even never using them they are down and out tacky!:rolleyes:

The lady doth protest too much










Lol sorry couldn't resist.

FetchTheGin

doovdela wrote: »

I've seen them. My friend had one for a party so I know that they are tacky despite never having used one. Wouldn't bother using one. Never mind the other plastic kind.

Is your friend named barge pole?

earpiece

Richard Dower wrote: »

Only dirty perverts do this stuff.

Do we?

Upset at work

Hmmm, let me see.

This one time, I almost walked into a room, but just before I hit the first knock, I heard a gasping female voice.

The first thing I thought was that she had hurt herself and was gasping in that critical moment pain.

Ya know.. "oh fuk fuk fuk"...

Yeah, it was a good thing I didn't barge into that room, I can tell you.

I had a good listen for the next 15 minutes or so...

Yeah.

Good times.

starlit

FetchTheGin wrote: »

But you said only males use blowup dolls

Ya that is what I am getting at that the general con-census that only men use them but my friend doesn't use them but only has them on display why she had one i don't know maybe for a laugh.

Son Of A Vidic

The bullshít is strong in this new one.

jackie1974

Oh oh a creep is amongst us.

Upset at work

I would never use a blow up doll.

It's just something I could never do.

Despite the fact that it would be a huge money saver for me.

starlit

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Is your friend named barge pole?

No she is not named barge pole. Her birthday is this month I have you know and she has a name a proper irish name!

FetchTheGin

doovdela wrote: »

Ya that is what I am getting at that the general con-census that only men use them but my friend doesn't use them but only has them on display why she had one i don't know maybe for a laugh.

Having a blowup doll is no laughing matter young man.

Saila

Upset at work wrote: »

Hmmm, let me see.

This one time, I almost walked into a room, but just before I hit the first knock, I heard a gasping female voice.

The first thing I thought was that she had hurt herself and was gasping in that critical moment pain.

Ya know.. "oh fuk fuk fuk"...

Yeah, it was a good thing I didn't barge into that room, I can tell you.

I had a good listen for the next 15 minutes or so...

Yeah.

Good times.

you put your fanny on the door handle then didnt you