What are you looking at?

OldGoat

Disregard the Marquis of Queensbury Rules, get yer 'retaliation' in while he's still talking.

johngalway

OldGoat wrote: »

get yer 'retaliation' in while he's still talking.

Crap, I was just about to post that :pac:

frank reynolds

dont say nuffink, and just slash them with something

psychward

1) ''whatever it is it's looking back''

2) ''I don't know coz it's got no label on it''

3) ''I don't know coz I'm not an expert on wildlife''

3) ''Your worst nightmare''

(thats when you poke him in the eye, crap in your hand and smear it all over his face , kick him in the back, bite his ear off,pull one of his arms out of the sockets and beat him to death with it violently. snap your lighter casually in two as you walk away making sure to pour it's contents onto his defeated body then throw your lit cigar over your shoulder strolling casually away as his twitching corpse bursts into flames.

Akrasia

Just look through him as if he wasn't there and pretend you can't see him. Act confused and say 'Who said that?'

The guy might think he has turned invisible or died and is a ghost or something. that'll learn him

lcrcboy

generally I try to ignore that sort of comment but if a fella keeps going I come up with lie like you do realize I'm an off duty guard generally they leg it (no connection to the guards and might get done for impersonating a guard but **** it if it saves my ass )

paddy kerins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YRvDh-T6UY

bob the bob

Happened me on a mostly empty night train that was stuck in a tunnel.

My answer was " I'm just looking around", seemed to satisfy the shaved ape. Thank f uck!

Jen Pigs Fly

Just say 'Nothing much' in a real condescending tone.

No worries, you definitly 'won't' end up in A&E tonight :rolleyes:


Just say nothing and look away.

Captain Limerick

-"What are you looking at?"

-"I'm looking at you, you Twat!
Ya look like an animal too,
Did ya escape from the zoo?
An' I can't not look at ya - you're fat!"

Johro

scotty_irish wrote: »

Walking home last night after a few shandies, this fella goes to me what are you looking at. Is there any answer I can give to this that won't result in a punch? I figured I was gonna get punched regardless of what I said, so I said an ugly cu*t. I got punched.

What would you have said?

'The massive spider on your shoulder..'
Gives ya time to leg it.

30Min

No way !! Are people still going around saying that phrase ?

That brings me back to the 90s

What a spa !!

Immaculate Pasta

30Min wrote: »

No way !! Are people still going around saying that phrase ?

That brings me back to the 90s

What a spa !!

What gives you the right to resurrect old threads?

You're not all that and a bag of chips you know :mad:

cocoshovel

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

What gives you the right to resurrect old threads?

You're not all that and a bag of chips you know :mad:

What are you sayin about chips bai?! YA STARTIN!!!!?

Immaculate Pasta

cocoshovel wrote: »

What are you sayin about chips bai?! YA STARTIN!!!!?

Take a chill pill it's nothing to do with you :cool:

take off your jacket, very slowly, fold it neatly, place on ground, and ask the offender to ' Say that again.....Cnut, say that again...

then give him the eagle eye:D.

then leggit

30Min

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

What gives you the right to resurrect old threads?

You're not all that and a bag of chips you know :mad:

mmmmmm chips.....brb. :pac:

starlit

Walk away.

hatrickpatrick

This (exceedingly irritating) scumbag phrase was best described by Langerland's "Top ten, what have the brits ever done for us".

"In time, we made the English language our own, and we still use it better than the brits..."
"What da fook are ewwwe lookin' at, ya fookin' stupid bleedin' MUPPEH"

simit

Don't say anything to him, just hit him as hard as you can.

cocoshovel

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Take a chill pill it's nothing to do with you :cool:

Yeaaah walk away. Thats what I thought!

Immaculate Pasta

cocoshovel wrote: »

Yeaaah walk away. Thats what I thought!

Ok dude. I'll walk away... NOT

I'm da bomb. You can't touch this. :cool:


(Must stop speaking in 90s phrases )

R P McMurphy

Just do what you normally do when strange people try to interact with you on the street, fap like fcuk