What to do with husband....

jockeyboard · 13-11-2011 10:43pm #1

So my husband went for two pints after his midday footie match....he never made it for dinner (roast), never made it for kiddies bedtime and still not home and now his phone turned off too....

So any suggestions on how i should greet him??

Professey Chin · 13-11-2011 10:44pm

Naked

KeithM89_old · 13-11-2011 10:44pm

Suck him off

John Doe1 · 13-11-2011 10:45pm

Blast him with....acid

DazMarz · 13-11-2011 10:45pm

Frying pan...

jockeyboard · 13-11-2011 10:45pm

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Naked

i loled! The chances of that went to zero hours ago!

minidazzler · 13-11-2011 10:45pm

Wrap your entire body in cling film and meet him at the door with a bottle of wine and lube.

Dotrel · 13-11-2011 10:46pm

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Naked

Nah he'll be too tired for love after all that time drinking.

Just make sure you have a nice meal waiting for him when he eventually gets home. It's times like this that you have to think of others.

phasers · 13-11-2011 10:46pm

Invite his best mate over for sex and a nice bit of roast beef.

PCPhoto · 13-11-2011 10:47pm

he's enjoying himself .... why greet him - goto bed - get up in the morning and goto work....life goes on

hondasam · 13-11-2011 10:47pm

The same way you should greet him every other day.
Open arms, able and willing to do what ever he wants.

when he is asleep rob him, he will think he spent all his money.

Noo · 13-11-2011 10:47pm

Being super nice. He knows he's in the dog house, it'll be the waiting for the bollocking that'll drive him mad.

jockeyboard · 13-11-2011 10:47pm

Dotrel wrote: »

Nah he'll be too tired for love after all that time drinking.

Just make sure you have a nice meal waiting for him when he eventually gets home. It's times like this that you have to think of others.

hmmm, the dog ate his dinner half hour ago!

Scuid Mhór · 13-11-2011 10:47pm

he sounds like a perfectly nice guy

sophieblake · 13-11-2011 10:48pm

hondasam wrote: »

The same way you should greet him every other day.
Open arms, able and willing to do what ever he wants.

when he is asleep rob him, he will think he spent all his money.

I like it lady

Arawn · 13-11-2011 10:48pm

jockeyboard wrote: »

i loled! The chances of that went to zero hours ago!

It's ok he'll be wrecked from all the sex he got today!

jockeyboard · 13-11-2011 10:48pm

Dotrel wrote: »

Nah he'll be too tired for love after all that time drinking.

Just make sure you have a nice meal waiting for him when he eventually gets home. It's times like this that you have to think of others.

PCPhoto wrote: »

he's enjoying himself .... why greet him - goto bed - get up in the morning and goto work....life goes on

he has no key!

Oranage2 · 13-11-2011 10:49pm

Order him a curry, the poor lad will be starving.

sophieblake · 13-11-2011 10:49pm

jockeyboard wrote: »

So my husband went for two pints after his midday footie match....he never made it for dinner (roast), never made it for kiddies bedtime and still not home and now his phone turned off too....

So any suggestions on how i should greet him??

Act normal but do the same to him next week

phasers · 13-11-2011 10:49pm

jockeyboard wrote: »

he has no key!

Stick one under the mat.

Or just leave the door open, sure what's the worst that could happen?

jockeyboard · 13-11-2011 10:52pm

Arawn wrote: »

It's ok he'll be wrecked from all the sex he got today!

minidazzler · 13-11-2011 10:52pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxsvlPwKN20

I'm just sayin OP, a strange new perfume is gonna be in the air when he arrives home.

Crann na Beatha · 13-11-2011 10:53pm

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jockeyboard · 13-11-2011 10:53pm

jockeyboard wrote: »

that was supposed to be a shocked face!

Mint Sauce · 13-11-2011 10:53pm

Make him a sandwich when he returns.

phasers · 13-11-2011 10:54pm

Veles wrote: »

The IMF will come in?

At least the IMF don't go out ridin cheap hoors while the wife is at home roasting a fine piece of beef!

Crann na Beatha · 13-11-2011 10:54pm

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ArtSmart · 13-11-2011 10:54pm

a hang samwich

jockeyboard · 13-11-2011 10:55pm

minidazzler wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxsvlPwKN20

I'm just sayin OP, a strange new perfume is gonna be in the air when he arrives home.

he will smell like sh*te after playing footie, drinking and smoking.... No doubt there will be a bang of curry chips too

4zn76tysfajdxp · 13-11-2011 10:55pm

phasers wrote: »

At least the IMF don't go out ridin cheap hoors while the wife is at home roasting a fine piece of beef!

It's the European Central Back that do that, isn't it?

MagicMarker · 13-11-2011 10:56pm

Divorce him and get the house, that'll show him.

admiralofthefleet · 13-11-2011 10:57pm

as already mentioned, a sammich. then get back to the kitchen

Twoelles · 13-11-2011 10:57pm

jockeyboard wrote: »

he has no key!

perfect - Leave a pillow and a blanket on the door step .....I think he will get the message:)

ArtSmart · 13-11-2011 10:57pm

jockeyboard wrote: »

he will smell like sh*te after playing footie, drinking and smoking.... No doubt there will be a bang of curry chips too

Ahh love. a bootiful thing

sigh.

minidazzler · 13-11-2011 10:57pm

jockeyboard wrote: »

he will smell like sh*te after playing footie, drinking and smoking.... No doubt there will be a bang of curry chips too

That's all just to cover up the smell of fanny.

hondasam · 13-11-2011 10:58pm

jockeyboard wrote: »

i loled! The chances of that went to zero hours ago!

No reason you should miss out on some sexy drunk lovin:p

jockeyboard wrote: »

he has no key!

You mean to say you are not picking him up from the pub, no wonder he never came home for his dinner. You have a lot to learn about men.:p

jockeyboard · 13-11-2011 10:58pm

minidazzler wrote: »

That's all just to cover up the smell of fanny.

jaysus! Euwww

CarrickMcJoe · 13-11-2011 10:58pm

jockeyboard wrote: »

he has no key!

Switch off mobile, put phone off the hook, sink a bottle of wine and go to bed.....
He'll be in the doghouse in the morning.

Mint Sauce · 13-11-2011 10:59pm

Hang on. Theres a woman on the internet!!

jockeyboard · 13-11-2011 11:00pm

Twoelles wrote: »

perfect - Leave a pillow and a blanket on the door step .....I think he will get the message:)

haha. I think i will!

Shanotheslayer · 13-11-2011 11:00pm

At this stage he knows hes in the shít house so he's gonna stay out later!

:pac:

efb · 13-11-2011 11:01pm

irish-stew wrote: »

Hang on. Theres a woman on the internet!!

Are ya sure it's not a gay civil partnership?

Then it would be bring the boys round for a drug fuelled orgy! Poppers anyone???

budge · 13-11-2011 11:03pm

is he back?

sophieblake · 13-11-2011 11:03pm

Has anyone checked to see has a thread started entitled "I am out in pub all day, what would you suggest?"

stupidusername · 13-11-2011 11:04pm

hondasam wrote: »

some sexy drunk lovin:p

If only men got better at it with more drink in them...

BBDBB · 13-11-2011 11:04pm

is there any of that roast left?

efb · 13-11-2011 11:04pm

But if the op is a woman, I'd recommend anal as his breath will stink- take this time to prepare yourself for it

emo72 · 13-11-2011 11:04pm

hes had a few beers with the lads and not made the best of choices. batteries gone flat and hes having a good time. ok hes missed dinner, and you had to put the kids to bed. not the end of the world. no point in breaking his balls over it. let things lie and he might realise how good you are to him.

df1985 · 13-11-2011 11:05pm

Be really really fake-"nice day hun?"
"hows the lads?"
"pub busy?"

etc etc, He knows hes in trouble, being nice will freak him out.

jockeyboard · 13-11-2011 11:05pm

hondasam wrote: »

No reason you should miss out on some sexy drunk lovin:p

its only good when the two people are drunk (or else when i am the drunk one!)

You mean to say you are not picking him up from the pub, no wonder he never came home for his dinner. You have a lot to learn about men.:p

ahhh, rookie mistake! I am a newly wed

PK2008 · 13-11-2011 11:06pm

Smile and repress your anger into a bitter little ball which continues to grow year after year until you inevitably and eventually stick a fork in his heart in an explosion of resentment when he complains about having pork chops for dinner 2 days in a row.

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