What to do with husband....

hondasam

stupidusername wrote: »

If only men got better at it with more drink in them...

Some do I'm sure.:p

jockeyboard

BBDBB wrote: »

is there any of that roast left?

yes plenty.... I am looking for a new husband in exchange though...

hondasam

jockeyboard wrote: »

ahhh, rookie mistake! I am a newly wed

He has lost interest all ready, not looking to good for you pet.
He must have married you for you sandwich making skills, not the bedroom ones.

Twoelles

PK2008 wrote: »

Smile and repress your anger into a bitter little ball which continues to grow year after year until you inevitably and eventually stick a fork in his heart in an explosion of resentment when he complains about having pork chops for dinner 2 days in a row.

After years of marriage a clever woman would have trained her man to do cooking!

BBDBB

jockeyboard wrote: »

yes plenty.... I am looking for a new husband in exchange though...

thered better be some daycent roast spuds and Yorkshire pudding at that price

candy-gal1

stupidusername wrote: »

If only men got better at it with more drink in them...

dont most guys?! in answer to your question op, whatever hes doing, having his phone off he obviously doesnt want you to know about it id say, get pissed drunk yourself, blast some angry femme music or just some angry music , and if he comes knocking you cant hear him cos your "asleep" or whatever ive learnt a lot about guys/life this year yes, bitter? me? never! and as people have said here previous, be the nicest person the next day, it will freak him out :pac:

efb

Stick on jagged little pill and open a bottle of vodka

jockeyboard

hondasam wrote: »

He has lost interest all ready, not looking to good for you pet.
He must have married you for you sandwich making skills, not the bedroom ones.

its becoming clear now.... I usually make him lunch before he goes out, today i was too tired.

44leto

Ahhh greet him at the door with rolling pins and he will kiss you thanks for baking the cakes.

cocoshovel

bake cake with sewing needles in it.

themadchef

I ruined many a good frying pan over my ex

Shoulda invested in a good shovel. Learn from others mistakes OP, invest in your relationship, a decent shovel pays for itself in the long run :pac:

hop2it

heat up dinner order taxi to bring dinner to pub , sure the poor man will be starving by now

themadchef

cocoshovel wrote: »

bake cake with sewing needles in it.

I like you. We should be best mates!

Bonus, you have the shovel already.

WoollyRedHat

themadchef wrote: »

I ruined many a good frying pan over my ex

Shoulda invested in a good shovel. Learn from others mistakes OP, invest in your relationship, a decent shovel pays for itself in the long run :pac:

You really are one mad chef!

Biggins

hop2it wrote: »

heat up dinner order taxi to bring dinner to pub , sure the poor man will be starving by now

Even better - send his dinner with a pillow, to the pub to him!
He will get the message, the inconsiderate sod!

hondasam

jockeyboard wrote: »

its becoming clear now.... I usually make him lunch before he goes out, today i was too tired.

He is not tired enough, less time in the kitchen and more time in the bedroom is the way to go.

jockeyboard

efb wrote: »

But if the op is a woman, I'd recommend anal as his breath will stink- take this time to prepare yourself for it

hang on a minute.... Wouldn't doggy style offer the same protection against bad breath??

minidazzler

Biggins wrote: »

Even better - send his dinner with a pillow, to the pub to him!
He will get the message, the inconsiderate sod!

Inconsiderate? He just knows she needed some peace and quiet. She should be grateful.

tayto lover

jockeyboard wrote: »

hmmm, the dog ate his dinner half hour ago!

Don't worry. You can get a new dog.

BBDBB

jockeyboard wrote: »

hang on a minute.... Wouldn't doggy style offer the same protection against bad breath??

well you never see a dog with mouthwash

sophieblake

hondasam wrote: »

He is not tired enough, less time in the kitchen and more time in the bedroom is the way to go.

Is that what you do???

F1ngers

jockeyboard wrote: »

hang on a minute.... Wouldn't doggy style offer the same protection against bad breath??

It would, but then you would be missing out on some anal action.

Biggins

minidazzler wrote: »

Inconsiderate? He just knows she needed some peace and quiet. She should be grateful.

She have her peace more so then when she locks the door from inside.

jockeyboard

*tries to follow all advice, orders taxi, puts dinner/pillow in it. Starts baking cake while smearing lube on myself. Leaves shovel by door. Gets jagged little pill (the album).....*

Jake Rugby Walrus666

"Now I've told you before. If I'm late...If I'm delayed. You wait."
Charlo Spencer, 1991. (chips aren't supposed to bounce)

Biggins

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

"Now I've told you before. If I'm late...If I'm delayed. You wait."
Charlo Spencer, 1991. (chips aren't supposed to bounce)

...And we all should know what happened to him!

*Twang*

Some men never learn! :pac:

Mint Sauce

Thread of the day!

Shanotheslayer

All this talk of Anal makes me think of Sasha Grey...

jockeyboard

And another thing.... He wont be getting any homemade sandwiches for his lunch tommorow....
He can just buy himself a breakfast roll(if i leave him any money in his pockets after i rob him)

Biggins

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

All this talk of Anal makes me think of Sasha Grey...

Not Paris Hilton? :pac:

sophieblake

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

All this talk of Anal makes me think of Sasha Grey...

And he is....?

Mint Sauce

John Doe1 wrote: »

Blast him with....acid the turkey baster

fixed it for ya

minidazzler

Biggins wrote: »

Not Paris Hilton? :pac:

Why, she had no Anal scenes, Sascha Grey won the AVN award for best Anal scene, what a dame.

Mint Sauce

sophieblake wrote: »

And he is....?

she

hondasam

sophieblake wrote: »

Is that what you do???

I'm a terrible cook but have the skills of a whore in the bedroom.

Shanotheslayer

She has an award lads, see other thread!

BBDBB

sophieblake wrote: »

And he is....?

irish-stew wrote: »

she

coming to a school near you soon....

Biggins

minidazzler wrote: »

Why, she had no Anal scenes...

You haven't seen all her videos then!

"paris hilton anal sex" & Google is your friend!
(She was reportedly 17/18 at the time!) :eek:

Shanotheslayer

hondasam wrote: »

I'm a terrible cook but have the skills of a whore in the bedroom.

Pics or gtfo ? :pac:

hondasam

jockeyboard wrote: »

And another thing.... He wont be getting any homemade sandwiches for his lunch tommorow....
He can just buy himself a breakfast roll(if i leave him any money in his pockets after i rob him)

good woman, there is always a positive, you just have to find it:p

Shanotheslayer

Biggins wrote: »

You haven't seen all her videos then!

"paris hilton anal sex" & Google is your friend!
(She was reportedly 17/18 at the time!) :eek:

Thank you Biggins. Thank you very much :pac:

Mint Sauce

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

She has an award lads, see other thread!

Sasha Gray or the OP?

abouttobebanned

Thread locked til we know that said husband is not in a ditch.

BBDBB

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

Pics or gtfo ? :pac:

there ya go

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71038_62273764819_5861487_n.jpg

Shanotheslayer

irish-stew wrote: »

Sasha Gray or the OP?

Sasha Gray, but I havn't asked the OP yet

Biggins

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Thread locked til we know that said husband is not in a Bitch.

:eek:

Shanotheslayer

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Thread locked til we know that said husband is not in a ditch.

I'm fine just don't wanna go home tbh.

jockeyboard

He is knocking! Update to follow!

minidazzler

Biggins wrote: »

You haven't seen all her videos then!

"paris hilton anal sex" & Google is your friend!
(She was reportedly 17/18 at the time!) :eek:

No luck, there was a video where a blond gets her back doors broken in interspersed with clips of Paris tape, but none of them are her getting it in her rusty sheriffs badge.

hop2it

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Thread locked til we know that said husband is not in a ditch.

he won't be in a ditch till after closeing time