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What to do with husband....

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  • #102
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,528 ✭✭✭cml387


    Either the door is locked or he is.


  • #103
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    He is knocking! Update to follow!

    :pac:


    Better than Eastenders, is this thread! :pac:


  • #104
    trellheim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭trellheim


    / Homer eating popcorn image.


  • #105
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Biggins wrote: »
    :pac:


    Better than Eastenders, is this thread! :pac:

    Wouldn't be hard :p


  • #106
    flutered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,707 ✭✭✭flutered


    i have a text ready on de fone for such emergencys, it is a vital necessity for the drinking man,it goes as follows

    im in de pub
    mighty crack
    the beer is great
    if i am not home
    in one hour
    pls read this again.


  • #107
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    He is knocking! Update to follow!

    Have you let him in yet?


  • #108
    trellheim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭trellheim


    Argh. I've just realised I said in my own head " We now go live to our Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa"


  • #109
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Kitchen knife to penis! Kitchen Knife!!!!!!!


  • #110
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    €20 says she goes straight to bed with him, so she can rob him later.


  • #111
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Imagine he didn't go pub but did something romantic. Op would be sickened:pac:


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  • #112
    Ah nuts
    Registered Users Posts: 90 ✭✭Ah nuts


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    He is knocking! Update to follow!

    I guess brummytom missed his chance again.


  • #113
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,528 ✭✭✭cml387


    He's arrived with loads of friends looking for chips.


  • #114
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Shanotheslayer wrote: »
    Imagine he didn't go pub but did something romantic. Op would be sickened:pac:

    he should be doing it with his wife, she would be sickened all right.:D


  • #115
    solerina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭solerina


    Hope she doesnt take too long to let us know whats happening...I also hope he is still on the door step !!!


  • #116
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    I hear you knocking, but you can't come in, I hear you knocking, go back where you've been
    - OK, hick


  • #117
    Vinta81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    Ah leave him off.


  • #118
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    Shanotheslayer wrote: »
    Imagine he didn't go pub but did something romantic. Op would be sickened:pac:

    After douching and lubing her ass for nothing!!!


  • #119
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Have you let him in yet?
    ;)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=


  • #120
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,350 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    Why have you got the laptop in the kitchen op?

    be careful not to drop in the sink.


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  • #121
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Shanotheslayer wrote: »
    Wouldn't be hard :p

    True! :D

    *runs to toilet before next update comes*

    :pac:


  • #122
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,528 ✭✭✭cml387


    This is Duggie747 all over again.The suspense is excrutionating.


  • #123
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    ;)

    I think we have put her in a good mood, the husband should be thanking us.
    we have done all the hard work for him.:p


  • #124
    sophieblake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭sophieblake


    hondasam wrote: »
    I'm a terrible cook but have the skills of a whore in the bedroom.

    And what happened to "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach"


  • #125
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    OP is still showing as being on line. Update must be coming soon.

    <bites finger nails>


  • #126
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,350 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    cml387 wrote: »
    This is Duggie747 all over again.The suspense is excrutionating.

    link?


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  • #127
    sophieblake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭sophieblake


    BBDBB wrote: »
    coming to a school near you soon....

    I don't get it:confused:


  • #128
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    sophieblake wrote: »
    And what happened to "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

    That still applies if you have the strength to get the rolling pin in and up that far!

    Don't forget first to smother the rolling pin in Vaseline OP! :D


  • #129
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    sophieblake wrote: »
    And what happened to "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

    I prefer ''the way to a woman's heart is with his wallet'' :p


  • #130
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,528 ✭✭✭cml387


    Biggins wrote: »
    True! :D

    *runs to toilet before next update comes*

    :pac:

    Can we get FlutterinBantam to commentate Biggins?


  • #131
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    hondasam wrote: »
    I think we have put her in a good mood, the husband should be thanking us.
    we have done all the hard work for him.:p

    If hes lucky he'll be doing the tiring work later :pac:


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  • #132
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    irish-stew wrote: »
    OP is still showing as being on line. Update must be coming soon.

    <bites finger nails>

    what is the OP biting, that's what I wanna know


  • #133
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    sophieblake wrote: »
    I don't get it:confused:


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056448449

    :)


  • #134
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    sophieblake wrote: »
    I don't get it:confused:

    Read this.

    ;)


  • #135
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,528 ✭✭✭cml387


    TiltedBrain wrote: »
    link?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056402171


  • #136
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    OP COME BACK! I need to know what happens before I go to bed :D


  • #137
    Bowlardo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Bowlardo


    Shanotheslayer wrote: »
    At this stage he knows hes in the shít house so he's gonna stay out later!

    :pac:

    FACT...the hung for a sheep as a lamb mentality will most defint=itely have kicked in by now


  • #138
    sophieblake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭sophieblake


    Shanotheslayer wrote: »
    Imagine he didn't go pub but did something romantic. Op would be sickened:pac:

    Would you put your money on that?


  • #139
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Shanotheslayer wrote: »
    Wouldn't be hard :p

    Bet it is now.

    :D


  • #140
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    At this stage it's just

    Refresh refresh refresh!


  • #141
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    I need closure on this anecdote


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  • #142
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Ah, make up sex- the second best kind...


  • #143
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    sophieblake wrote: »
    And what happened to "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

    The Medical Council decided that the expression was causing too many unnecessary deaths.

    It now reads 'The way to a man's stomach is by making a careful incision below his ribcage, taking care to avoid all primary organs'


  • #144
    Noo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,989 ✭✭✭Noo


    what to do with *insert person in ops life*?
    + dramatic situation taking place as op types.

    Sounds like she knows her boards audience.


  • #145
    sophieblake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭sophieblake


    BBDBB wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056448449

    :)

    :eek:


  • #146
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    efb wrote: »
    Ah, make up sex- the second best kind...

    What's the first?

    Don't say surprise >.<


  • #147
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    What's the first?

    Don't say surprise >.<

    Anger sex?


  • #148
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Sorry guys, am on the mobile so takes ages!

    He was trying to get in the back door, he had only one shoe....
    I opened it and he fell in.
    All i could think of was 'he is defo not getting any anal sex!'

    he actually couldn't speak so i told him he was on the couch tonight(serious smells off him). Gave him 2 blankets and old him not to choke on his own vomit.

    Felt bad as he had eaten nothing so made him 2 toast (with cheese). Will remove plate shortly so he dosnt sleep with it.


    Oh and he told me he had 'lost all hs money!'


  • #149
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    What's the first?

    Don't say surprise >.<

    Angry sex, where you are trying to hurt each other.


  • #150
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm a bit like the husband now, losing interest. might go to the pub. I will bring a key.


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  • #151
    tatabubbly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭tatabubbly


    eeehhhmmm "borrow bank card"


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