What to do with husband....

Shanotheslayer

themadchef wrote: »

The smell of single off you. I bet you wonder why.

hahahahahaha. By far the greatest AH post I ever read ''The smell of single off you ''. Love it.

minidazzler

themadchef wrote: »

The smell of single off you. I bet you wonder why.

I know why, because last night I told the girl I was seeing that I'm done with her, and the only girl I want lives 6000 miles away. Simple really.

Abi

There's no harm in the lad going for a few drinks with his buddies, though if he was gonna stay out that long a wee text from to say he's alive would have been nice. A simple "don't put me in the pot, I'll be staying on with the lads for a bit" would have done the trick.


Although, I've always thought the idea of going to play football and horsing a heap of pints into you afterwards is a little counter-productive from the health side of things.

/shrug

Joy Unimportant Grout wrote: »

You should probably make sure he's off that couch before the kids get up. Not exactly the kind of thing they need to be exposed to. Unless you're in a Roddy Doyle book.

^ And this.

Shanotheslayer

efb wrote: »

When did this get bitchy?

When the husband came home

hondasam

Quality wrote: »

Reading your posts would make one sleep

But you are still awake reading them

efb

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

When the husband came home

I'm bored now

patwicklow

Give him a break all us guys need it now and then

Shanotheslayer

efb wrote: »

I'm bored now

Same, need new thread!

Jagle

why isnt your husband allowed ot go out with his mates?

do you go out all day with your friends for some shopping/coffee and socalising im sure you do

hondasam

bicardi19 wrote: »

I always thought you were an ass, now I'm sure of it. How Patronising can you get

Just as well I don't care a flying ****e what you think. You not get the humour in my posts?

sophieblake

patwicklow wrote: »

Give him a break all us guys need it now and then

Time for a new thread?

Mint Sauce

Abi wrote: »

Although, I've always thought the idea of going to play football and horsing a heap of pints into you afterwards is a little counter-productive from the health side of things.

/shrug

Pints and football are perfect together Abs.

cocoshovel

Wut. No knife?

Mint Sauce

Jagle wrote: »

why isnt your husband allowed ot go out with his mates?

do you go out all day with your friends for some shopping/coffee and socalising im sure you do

OP never said he wasn't, it was just the fact that she never heard/couldn't get in contact with him.

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minidazzler wrote: »

I know why, because last night I told the girl I was seeing that I'm done with her, and the only girl I want lives 6000 miles away. Simple really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0qdaTTS53M

psychward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kJ9a3TA8NA

Keep yourself busy by watching some musicals until he gets home ?

Biggins

We'll all have to wait for the next episode now!

OP, send him out tomorrow night - we need more entertaining!

pudzey101

Give em' a Handshandy everything will be A Ok then

bicardi19

hondasam wrote: »

Just as well I don't care a flying ****e what you think. You not get the humour in my posts?

Just as well you don't. Do you care I get your humour.

Shanotheslayer

A lot of controversy in the thread now

who the fug

web cam for the snoring / scratching balls / pissing the sofa should be done

sophieblake

Ah come on, things are getting a bit nasty.

Hondasam and Bacardi19 i feel your pain and I hear your frustration


(Practising my counselling skills in case I change professions
Anyone impressed?)

Biggins

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

A lot of controversy in the thread now

Tis what ya get sometimes when people have drink to their name!

Mint Sauce

That was gas till it got all awkward. Time for bed now.

Biggins

who the fug wrote: »

web cam for the snoring / scratching balls / pissing the sofa should be done

OP should totally rearrange the room furniture, pictures and items. Come down in the morning, wake him up and ask him "What the hell did you do during the night!" :pac:

hondasam

bicardi19 wrote: »

Just as well you don't. Do you care I get your humour.

I dunno what your problem is, it was a joke thread, my posts were not serious and I don't think any one thought they were.
If I have offended you I apologise.

minidazzler

hondasam wrote: »

I dunno what your problem is, it was a joke thread, my posts were not serious and I don't think any one thought they were.
If I have offended you I apologise.

My guess would be they are harboring a grudge. But, Poe's Law and all that, in the absense of any smilie someone will take what you say seriously.

who the fug

Biggins wrote: »

OP should totally rearrange the room furniture, pictures and items. Come down in the morning, wake him up and ask him "What the hell did you do during the night!" :pac:

do one of the polergiste pyramids with the furniture

FetchTheGin

Wife goes out with her mates for a few cocktails: female boards posters applaud her for being a "strong independent woman with every right to go out".

TheUsual

Seriously though, a roast for dinner.
He should have come home eaten that at least.

And then back down the pub.

Noo

minidazzler wrote: »

hondasam wrote: »

I dunno what your problem is, it was a joke thread, my posts were not serious and I don't think any one thought they were.
If I have offended you I apologise.

My guess would be they are harboring a grudge. But, Poe's Law and all that, in the absense of any smilie someone will take what you say seriously.

The op posted this in after hours not relationship issues with the intention of getting humorous responses. Anyone who gets offended at anything in the slightest should not grace the corridors of this fine institution.

KeithM89_old

bicardi19 wrote: »

I always thought you were an ass, now I'm sure of it. How Patronising can you get

hondasam wrote: »

Just as well I don't care a flying ****e what you think. You not get the humour in my posts?

bicardi19 wrote: »

Just as well you don't. Do you care I get your humour.

hondasam wrote: »

I dunno what your problem is, it was a joke thread, my posts were not serious and I don't think any one thought they were.
If I have offended you I apologise.

Shut up

bryaner

hondasam wrote: »

The same way you should greet him every other day.
Open arms, able and willing to do what ever he wants.

when he is asleep rob him, he will think he spent all his money.

Lol at that very good..;)

Biggins

Ok, all joking aside... If its a first OP, everyone does daft things or slips up once in a while.
I'd be more concerned if it became a habit. Then its time to reassess the situation.

...Till then, have a bit of fun tonight and confused the feck out of him! LOL

At least put on his trousers and other clothes back on him, back to front!

Yes, I'm a devious devil!

Kanoe

I'd spend many hours drawing all over him with a permanent marker. Then I'd start planning the rest of my life.

44leto

So he got back early and he didn't head to a night club, that to me is one considerate man, OP lots of grateful loving from you after the reheated roast.

cofy

If the drinking is the problem - I sorted that a few years ago, by taking photographs, this night was particularly bad, he was dropped off outside the house by the barman who served him, I had to go out and pick him up off the ground, against his will, he wanted to sleep there (not an easy task, he's twice my weight) - managed to get him inside and drink some water - he preceded to the ensuite and destroyed it (not with puke), very scared at this stage - got him to have a luke warm shower by locking him into the ensuite, stayed awake with him all night making sure I could get a reaction from him. Now I realise that I should have just called an ambulance that night.

The photographs I took that night along with the threat that I will call the emergency services has been enough to pull him into line.

policarp

What day was this.?

Tea_Bag

can the mods just delete the last few pages and move this to the legendary threads forum?

I laughed so much I woke the lads up in the house.

Victor

jockeyboard wrote: »

And another thing.... He wont be getting any homemade sandwiches for his lunch tommorow....
He can just buy himself a breakfast roll(if i leave him any money in his pockets after i rob him)

Empty your purse / the kids piggy banks of all small change at the same time!

FruitLover

jockeyboard wrote: »

So any suggestions on how i should greet him??

You're his wife, not his mother; leave him alone.

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

All this talk of Anal makes me think of Sasha Grey...

She's hung up her flaps, apparently

cock robin

jockeyboard wrote: »

So my husband went for two pints after his midday footie match....he never made it for dinner (roast), never made it for kiddies bedtime and still not home and now his phone turned off too....

So any suggestions on how i should greet him??

Dressed like a complete slut with a fag hanging outa your gob, toss him the iron and a sultry glance and then off out with you. Straight to your mothers for a good old bitchin session.

tayto lover

Treat him very well. Its only a slip-up. To treat him badly would say much more about you than it would about him. Everyone makes mistakes. Its how we deal with them that counts.

joes girls

Oh guys, went on the piss yesterday morning after mass, all day session....................Woke up this morning and found a mans shoe in the front hall!!!!

Praying to god now for forgiveness :o:o

stovelid

I invariably think the normal classic threads (the Feeky ones and whatnot) are shit but there are some gold replies in here.

Abi

stovelid wrote: »

I invariably think the normal classic threads (the Feeky ones and whatnot) are shit but there are some gold replies in here.

Never really got what the fuss was about with that one (and several others). Though I've the same opinion of these 'legendary' posters that make a brief appearance then get banned. Facekicker being one of them.

Big fat MEH tbh.

admiralofthefleet

so let me see op. next time you spend all day in town and go home with 50 bags after promising your husband that your 'just popping out for a pint of milk' will it be ok for him to go through your purse?

Mint Sauce

Hope you made him a nice fry up like a good wife.

stovelid

Abi wrote: »

Never really got what the fuss was about with that one (and several others).

I suspect a lot of others don't either. But once something is conferred with the legend stamp, people are afraid to publicly demur.

FetchTheGin

hondasam wrote: »

The same way you should greet him every other day.
Open arms, able and willing to do what ever he wants.

when he is asleep rob him, he will think he spent all his money.

I think this happened to me.