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Friends drunk texting you

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    #32
    stovelid
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    I wish I was 16 again.

    Back when a woman wanting to fuck you meant the whole world was supposed to hear about it.


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    #33
    simonmln
    Registered Users Posts: 205 ✭✭simonmln


    In fairness the football was very good. Brady put on an exhibtion.


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    #34
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    I get this from a friend often & now she doesn't want to be friends anymore because she can't have feelings for me, it would be wrong.

    Quite flattered, actually.


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    #35
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    simonmln wrote: »
    In fairness the football was very good. Brady put on an exhibtion.

    I'd prefer the other "ball" game. :cool:


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    #36
    ConTheCat
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭ConTheCat


    The best drunk text I ever got was " I ate a block of cheese and pooped in the fridge"


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    #37
    simonmln
    Registered Users Posts: 205 ✭✭simonmln


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    I'd prefer the other "ball" game. :cool:

    Ya I'd agree with you. If only she would have travelled. Ideal world right there.


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    #38
    mapaco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭mapaco


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    Seems by some of the replies here that a lot of you don't get much sex. So he takes your advice, pounds her. Next thing she's in love. He tells her it's not happening. He's made out to be a kunt for using her.

    hahahaha-'pounds her'- excellant!
    easily amused, sorry :rolleyes:
    easy answer to this OP-women think 'aw what a sweet guy-marriage material'
    men think 'la-hoo-za-her' :D


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    #39
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    In the past I have gotten offers like that from friends and I have said no,

    The problem is, although you are mightily tempted you know its not free, there will be an expectation of moving from friends.


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    #40
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    44leto wrote: »
    In the past I have gotten offers like that from friends and I have said no,

    The problem is, although you are mightily tempted you know its not free, there will be an expectation of moving from friends.

    So all the girls that've come to you for sex have been rejected because you're afraid they'd want a relationship? Sounds a bit lonely.


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    #41
    DontBanMe
    Registered Users Posts: 390 ✭✭DontBanMe


    Arawn wrote: »
    Never

    Actually she's a good lookin bird but not too pushed tbh

    She does, and never puts ' anywhere and can't tell the difference between your and you're


    Nope cos I'm not gay

    Ha ha no not in a relationship, just the football was on, if she wanted sex she shoulda come here!

    Please put your testicles in a box and post them to somebody who knows how to use them!!


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    #42
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    stupidusername wrote: »
    So all the girls that've come to you for sex have been rejected because you're afraid they'd want a relationship? Sounds a bit lonely.

    Well it doesn't happen much now, not at all to be more accurate, its just they fancied me, but I did not fancy them. Now we could have had sex for stress relief, sport or whatever, but its not the way it works. I have had that on one nighters but both us knew what it was. With friends or acquaintances its different a certain barrier is crossed. I don't think there is a way back, at least for me.

    Perhaps things are different now.


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    #43
    Tiocfaidh Armani
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Tiocfaidh Armani


    Let's hope she has no problem with being friends with a frigget wimp.:D


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    #44
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    44leto wrote: »
    Well it doesn't happen much now, not at all to be more accurate, its just they fancied me, but I did not fancy them. Now we could have had sex for stress relief, sport or whatever, but its not the way it works. I have had that on one nighters but both us knew what it was. With friends or acquaintances its different a certain barrier is crossed. I don't think there is a way back, at least for me.

    Perhaps things are different now.

    Think it's your expectations that are the issue. Not hers. Have had one-nighters with friends. Never became anything else, neither wanted that. Might have been a bit awkward, but things get ironed out. Everyone just wanted to have sex and didn't object to it being with the other person. That works if people can be mature about it.


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    #45
    Shattered Dreamer
    Registered Users Posts: 332 ✭✭Shattered Dreamer


    Get sex but take the piss out of her afterwards. Simples


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    #46
    Tea_Bag
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    the only time you ever turn down a pounding is if she's a minger. shame on you.


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    #47
    parker kent
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    The cringeworthy "hand in your man card" type posts are horrible to read in this thread.


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    #48
    CardBordWindow
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    parker kent wrote: »
    The cringeworthy "hand in your man card" type posts are horrible to read in this thread.
    Saying 'hand in your library card' makes no sense sure!!


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    #49
    King of Kings
    Registered Users Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭King of Kings


    parker kent wrote: »
    The cringeworthy "hand in your man card" type posts are horrible to read in this thread.

    what is your major malfunction?

    OP - I'd go further and state as a friend you are obliged to sort her out.


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    #50
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    King of Kings wrote: »
    what is your major malfunction?

    Maybe I'm tired of stupid, unfunny jokes by guys on the Internet pretending they are super lovers.


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    #51
    King of Kings
    Registered Users Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭King of Kings


    parker kent wrote: »
    Maybe I'm tired of stupid, unfunny jokes by guys on the Internet pretending they are super lovers.

    the man card doesn't ensure one is a good lover , never mind a super one.
    He deserves a slagging - you should try lighten up , worse things are happening at the moment

    anyway who says they're pretending. :pac:


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    #52
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    King of Kings wrote: »
    the man card doesn't ensure one is a good lover , never mind a super one.
    He deserves a slagging - you should try lighten up , worse things are happening at the moment

    anyway who says they're pretending. :pac:

    If you read my posts here, you'll know I'm fairly easy going. I'm not exactly going to be kept awake at night over this. A fair few of my posts are jokes about stupid things. I just find this sort of stuff a bit cringeworthy.


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    #53
    Brain Stroking
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    Very hard in such a situation to decide how one thinks, with the dick or the brain? If she was hot i probably would have shagged her. However, if it was good and we went at it for the night rather than a drunken shag then it would be hard not to have feelings on both sides. You played safe. But what fun is safe, you only live once. Why do you not want her? You obviously get on (as you are friends) and you think she is hot. So whats the problem?


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    #54
    vicwatson
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    Picture or GTFO :D


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    #55
    starlit
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    Ya I got a new years text from a former friend last new years and got about 10 text messages. Wished them back a new years text but never got a reply from them since. go figures!


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    #56
    a-k-47
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    steamdragon


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    #57
    PrettyBoy
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    parker kent wrote: »
    The cringeworthy "hand in your man card" type posts are horrible to read in this thread.

    The OP knew what he was doing when he made the choice to post his thread in 'After Hours' and not 'Relationship Issues'.


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    #58
    PrettyBoy
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    But yeah the OP should have smashed it, really dropped the ball in fairness!

    PS. Don't take the piss out of her over this..you might have a chance with her next time she's feeling lonely/vulnerable :pac:


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    #59
    flutterflye
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    Are you all 12???


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    #60
    PrettyBoy
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    flutterflye wrote: »
    Are you all 12???
    Did you have a drunken sex buddy when you were 12??


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    #61
    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    PrettyBoy wrote: »
    Did you have a drunken sex buddy when you were 12??

    Of course not.
    But I can't see why everyone here would go on about sex like they were pre-pubescent unless they were virgins.
    So you all must be either kids, or older virgins.


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