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Brave man jokes

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  • 14-11-2011 8:12pm
    #1
    dolally
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭


    How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
    Marry it!
    What's the difference between a battery and a woman?
    A battery has a positive side.
    Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
    Because you could easily fit another set of tits in there.
    Why do women fake orgasms?
    Because they think men care.
    Why did God create women?
    To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing, She's been told twice already.


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