Favourite quotes or statements?

JessicaRabbit

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it ~ Anonymous.

Mickeroo

"Kahn! KAHN! KAAAAAAHN! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!"
- Captain James Tiberius Kirk

ToddyDoody

'to see a world in a grain of sand,/ and a heaven in a wild flower,/ hold infinity in the palm of your hand / and eternity in an hour' (auguries of innocence) 'the one remains, the many change and pass; / heaven's light forever shines, earth's shadows fly; / life, like a dome of many-coloured glass, / stains the white radiance of eternity... ' (Shelly)

TheZohanS

Go fuck yourself San Diego - Ron Burgundy.

Turtyturd

If there is one thing I hate it's losing, if there are two things I hate it's losing and getting cancer. - Kenny Powers

DFB BOY

If you aint first,your last

Eathrin

"Who wants a kick in the face?"

-Face Kicker

John Doe1

"Lets all kill children"-The OP

Say Your Number

"In my life so far, I have discovered that there are really only two types of people: those who are for you, and those who are against you. Learn to recognize them, for they are often and easily mistaken for each other"

- Lemmy

Johro

John Doe1 wrote: »

"Lets all kill children"-The OP

Wtf?

talkinyite

"And if, when all a vigil keep,
The West's asleep! the West's asleep!
Alas! and well may Erin weep
When Connacht lies in slumber deep" - Thomas Davis

"Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives.
The English reading public explains the reason why." - James Joyce

phasers

'well, at least I'm ok.'

-Zach Braff on 9/11

soyawhatsup

"The boogeyman isn't real, he's just made up to scare little kids. Like Santa Claus and Michael Jackson." - Homer Simpson

Thrill

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

Wood Allen

Novella

"Come on, Ted. Sure it's no more peculiar than all that stuff we learned in the seminary, you know, Heaven and Hell and everlasting life and all that type of thing. You're not meant to take it seriously, Ted!"

- Father Dougal

KeithM89_old

John Doe1 wrote: »

"Lets all kill children"-The OP

Enough of the large posts

Seans_Username

Pretty much anything from Fight Club:

"It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything"

"First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die"

"The things you own end up owning you"

robjones1981

"If you are not an asset , you are a liability"

littlefriend

Latchy wrote: »

^ '' was you ever bit by a dead bee"? ^

Lauren Bacall

Myself and my dad always say that to each other!

Frynge

Does a lightning rod on a church show a lack of faith

younge

"There is no spring without a winter"

watna

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.

- Abraham Lincoln

Pretty much sums up how I feel about how I live my life and my "religion".

Sitec

Never, Never, Never give in

El Guapo!

“Don't fear failure. — Not failure, but low aim, is the crime. In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.”

---

Bruce Lee.


"The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."

---

from Lucky Number Slevin.


"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new"

---

Albert Einstein.



also see my sig.......

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"Get your feet out of my potatoes"

"Hey Toby, do you want a doughnut?"

"You gotta get your five a day somehow"

"Who owns noon in sandusky?"

"Aint no time but railroad time"

"Are you disputin' rasputin?"

"Who's gonna stop me, Heisenberg?"

"Hey man, I just want some museli"

"You gotta get your Kanye on my friend"

Coriolanus

The problem with quotes on the internet is you can never tell whether some are just made up.
Abraham Lincoln.

FootShooter

"My view is that if your philosophy is not unsettled daily then you are blind to all the universe has to offer."

- Neil deGrasse Tyson - 13.11.2011

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/mateq/i_am_neil_degrasse_tyson_ama/c2zg3nu

Tesco Massacre

'We should definitely cut down class sizes in the art department. We'll have to be more discerning about who we allow to enter. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?'

Austria, 1907.

bnt

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
-- P. J. O'Rourke

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
-- Zaphod Beeblebrox

Crumbs87

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams

"Reality continues to ruin my life." - Bill Watterson

"Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think... You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think... this is fantastic. I'm in heaven." - Bernard Black

im invisible

quote: €300, fully comp.

statement: Balance €12,500

borabora

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

- Fight Club


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

- Oscar Wilde

hondasam

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me !!


Be honest. Then, you don't have to remember what it was that you said !!

DEFTLEFTHAND

'Some men see things as they are and ask why? I dream of things that never were and ask why not?'

George Bernard Shaw quote famously paraphrased by RFK.

John Doe1

"See, the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s**t, and it's over." --President Bush, chomping on a dinner roll while talking about the Middle East crisis with British Prime Minister Tony Blair at the G8 summit, St. Petersburg, Russia, July 17, 2006

Mascatodreams

Love conquers everything,but reality

i'd rather be an open sinner than a false saint

i wouldn't have to "manage" my anger,if you could learn to "manage" your stupidity

.Dear Optimists,Pessimists,and Realists..while you were all arguing over the glass of water...I drank it!

Sincerly,
an Opportunist

J. Marston

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.

And my ass ain’t no pussy. My ass is a fúcking champion.

-Kenny Powers.

acidskiffle

“When money's tight and is hard to get
And your horse has also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.”
Flann O'Brien

OPENROAD

Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning :)

foxyboxer

If you buy cheap, you will buy twice.

Plazaman

Never turn your back on a Monkey,
As a Monkey will turn on you !
Never turn your back on a Monkey,
Not even in the Zoo

- Zig And Zag

The smaller the Monkey, the more it looks like it wants to kill you at the first given opportunity

- Peter Kay

^^^
Great minds think alike

crazygeryy

shave a bullock

tfitzgerald

He is so stupid he would, Turn up at a funeral with a get well card

ibarelycare

I love quotes by Dr Seuss. This is my favourite:

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Mascatodreams

"Just say no" prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"I like being moved,I don't like being pushed."
(John Cage)

"One good turn gets most of the blankets"

Galtee

She had a face on her like a bulldog licking sour p1ss off a nettle.

TEMPLAR KNIGHT

"suck my dick" - Ron Jeremy

" I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's" - Alzheimer's patient

It wasn't me!

Always loved the sentiment in the following. So much affection and understanding.

"They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun, and in the morning,
We will remember them."

Also quite fond of the quote in my sig about people's ability to understand and process their life experience and take the right things from it.

nipps

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?" - Brick Top (Snatch)

jmayo

Duke Leonal Felmet wrote: »

I may as well start with one that will rile people. I heavily paraphrase here:

"In America, the people look at a rich man and say 'I want to be that guy...', in Ireland they look and him and say 'I want to kill that guy...'"

- Paul Hewson

Bono' favourite is

"Do as I say, not as I do"

The Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) piece is full of great lines such as ...

"Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. "

"Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either"

"Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85"

Sam Goldwyn

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on."

I think these may have been Steven Wright.

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."