how to become a 'thank' whore?

Oranage2

So i want to give up my boards persona of writing inept crap so im asking you funny people of ah how do i get more thanks?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Be the first to reply to a thread.

Snakeblood

Oranage2 wrote: »

So i want to give up my boards persona of writing inept crap so im asking you funny people of ah how do i get more thanks?

Try to be more ept.

seanybiker

Adelynn Loud Fruit wrote: »

Be the first to reply to a thread.

omg it works.



but yeah. doesnt matter what you say as long as you where the first to reply. I might get a thanks or two for this comment just as a spin off.

AnamGlas

Adelynn Loud Fruit wrote: »

Be the first to reply to a thread.

I see what you did there.

TheZohanS

As it is you have a ratio of 1 thanks per post, don't think you need anyone's help.

mackg

Post stuff from other websites in YLYL.

RichT

Post a pic of a fit burd in the Know your Nerds thread, under the tag "This is me"

The King of Moo

Oranage2 wrote: »

So i want to give up my boards persona of writing inept crap so im asking you funny people of ah how do i get more thanks?

Write good posts, they get the most thanks.

The Davestator

Don't write fap, yore Ma or Atari. Once you don't mention those unfunny words, you'll be in with a chance of a thanks from me!

Chuck Stone

A good 1st page pun usually gets thanked quite a lot I've noticed.

People seem to like a pun.


Edit: You have as many thanks as posts whatya complainin' bout?

Mint Sauce

Oranage2 wrote: »

So i want to give up my boards persona of writing inept crap so im asking you funny people of ah how do i get more thanks?

Dont start cr@p thanks whoring threads, and get a responce in on the first page of a cr@p thanks whoring threads.



<crosses fingers>

amacachi

Be good at tracking your posts, I've gotten 14 thanks today and can't figure out what for.

Oranage2

irish-stew wrote: »

Dont start cr@p thanks whoring threads, and get a responce in on the first page of a cr@p thanks whoring threads.



<crosses fingers>

Is this one of the crap responses you were talkin about?

Thanks Whore

Register under the new alias "Thank Whore."

Kensington

The first rule of becoming a thanks whore is never to ask how to become a thanks whore.

It's like becoming a boards.ie mod...

Chris P. Bacon

amacachi wrote: »

Be good at tracking your posts, I've gotten 14 thanks today and can't figure out what for.

You count your thanks everyday?

phasers

post stuff that has no relevance to the thread title, or pick on someone's spelling mistakes.

Or pretend to be a chick and post blokey things. Works for me.

JustAddWater

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

You count your thanks everyday?

You dont??

headmaster

I appreciate you can't be like me, do try though and then see the huge amount of thanks you'll get

efb

Say up the ra in AH
Say I hate the ra in AH
Say I love Jesus in Christianity
Say the pope's a paedo in A&A

Mint Sauce

Oranage2 wrote: »

Is this one of the crap responses you were talkin about?

I think it might just be.

hondasam

Oranage2 wrote: »

So i want to give up my boards persona of writing inept crap so im asking you funny people of ah how do i get more thanks?

post in the nest, sarky will thank you.

ejmaztec

Thanks Whore wrote: »

Register under the new alias "Thank Whore."

But you don't get to build up a huge thanks quota after you get banned.




(in theory)

Chris P. Bacon

JustAddWater wrote: »

You dont??

No.

Captain Limerick

Some good jokes you need to be makin'
Cos the thanks are there for the takin'
Perhaps try a style that's unique,
Or find a new way to speak.
But writing limericks is already taken.

Gummy Panda

phasers wrote: »

post stuff that has no relevance to the thread title, or pick on someone's spelling mistakes.

Or pretend to be a chick and post blokey things. Works for me.

I thought you were a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl.

TheZohanS

Captain Limerick wrote: »

Some good jokes you need to be makin'
Cos the thanks are there for the takin'
Perhaps try a style that's unique,
Or find a new way to speak.
But writing limericks is already taken.

You made a fair stab at that.

Mint Sauce

Thanks Whore wrote: »

Register under the new alias "Thank Whore."

I see what you did there.

4zn76tysfajdxp

phasers wrote: »

pretend to be a chick and post blokey things. Works for me.

Or the other way around, for me.

phasers

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I thought you were a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl.

It goes a few layers deeper than that :cool:

Gummy Panda

phasers wrote: »

It goes a few layers deeper than that :cool:

Well as long as you don't miss the kick, you'll come back to reality

Dravokivich

What I've noticed about my most thanked posts that aren't in YLYL, don't tell someone they are an idiot instead tell them why they are an idiot.

Latchy

Be unique and original OP...just like everybody else .

Bipolar Joe

1) Be funny. This is mostly open to interpretation,
2) Agree with someone.

stupidusername

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

1) Be funny. This is mostly open to interpretation,
2) Agree with someone.

3) Be a recognised AH poster giving a typical response

Daith

Post a good Simpsons quote...but it's probably abit late now.

Dravokivich

stupidusername wrote: »

3) Be a recognised AH poster giving a typical response

Oh look she can count!

:P

saa

Forget about standing up for what you believe, assume the general consensus, here here.

Well actually you probably shouldn't, being concise helps.

Latchy

Most importantly OP Nevah , Evah volunteer for anything .

stupidusername

Dravokivich wrote: »

Oh look she can count!

:P

why you so mean to me?

dr.bollocko

Fake an engagement. Tell AH about it.
I got 500 thanks for that.

Latchy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Fake an engagement. Tell AH about it.
I got 500 thanks for that.

Withdraws all thanks gave to Dr B ...all 27 of them .

Posy

I'm sure you're thoroughly enlightened on how to get more 'thanks' now, OP.

earpiece

The trick is DON'T be yourself.

John Doe1

WRITE IN BIG LETTERS

AnonoBoy

Have sex with people in exchange for 'thank'.

John Doe1

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Have sex with people in exchange for 'thank'.

you sound like your mother

AnonoBoy

John Doe1 wrote: »

you sound like your mother

Exhibit A: How not to do it.

im invisible

Daith wrote: »

Post a good Simpsons quote...but it's probably abit late now.

OP, you've tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is: never try

John Doe1

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Exhibit A: How not to do it.

Exhbit B: Fcuck you