There's No Better Feeling Than...

Snowie

Sauvignon82 wrote: »

Dipping your finger into a candle and making a little 'hat' from the wax



I need a life.....

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I'm a WOMAN! I poo like a woman should. If you prefer to find yourself a girl, then go right ahead! Perhaps that's all you can handle...a constipated young wan!

Now, I'm off to the loo to sink a log and read Brave New World...if you want to join me, that's your call....laters...

*Gives a wink to stiffler, turns on her heel and strutts off in the direction of the bog*

some body any body kill it quick thats gross


women poking ewwww stifler i understand...

i feel sick

tallaghtmick

Spending time with your missus then getting in the car to go home and letting off multiple nuclear farts.

Eve_Dublin

tallaghtmick wrote: »

Spending time with your missus then getting in the car to go home and letting off multiple nuclear farts.

One of my exes used to just open the bedroom window, stick his bum out and fart.

We were a classy pair...

NothingMan

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

...orgasming.

And doing a poo while reading a good book.

A literary blumpkin?

St.Spodo

Going on the tear after a thorough and frank afternoon of confession.

bullpost

Schadenfreude - well for us Irish anyhow.

Jimoslimos

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I'm a WOMAN! I poo like a woman should. If you prefer to find yourself a girl, then go right ahead! Perhaps that's all you can handle...a constipated young wan!

Now, I'm off to the loo to sink a log and read Brave New World...if you want to join me, that's your call....laters...

*Gives a wink to stiffler, turns on her heel and strutts off in the direction of the bog*

How's the sex change op workin for ya, Flutt?

Listening to a recording of the sound of a tree falling in the woods when no one else is around........



just so you will always know.....

Hersheys

I've been constipated for a few days and just did the biggest poo and that's the best feeling.

Either that or the hangover poo.

bayern282

finding a thread on boards.ie that isn't about Travellers or Gays !

mattjack

Wattle wrote: »

Walking past Gardai giving them a smile and a nod when you have a bag of weed in your pocket. The funny part is they don't know. I love that :P

Watching a bloke walking by me , who thinks I don't know he has weed in his sky rocket, just lucky I'm in a good mood ... "ya little bollix "..






























only joking

mickrock

Lying in the gutter and looking at the stars.

John Doe1

mickrock wrote: »

Lying in the gutter and looking at the stars.

Thats wildely overrated;)

Lady Chatterton

When you get to hold your newborn baby for the very first time

Samich

Paully D wrote: »

Waking up in the middle of the night thinking the alarm will go off at any second but when you check the time just to make sure you realise you still have hours of sleep remaining

I'm nearly sure you created a thread a few weeks ago called "The little things", why create a new one? Thankswhore.

Princess Peach

Getting waken up by a squeeze and a kiss

rob180

Princess Peach wrote: »

Getting waken up by a squeeze and a kiss

Squeeze - where?

Tipsy McSwagger

When you are heading home and you are in desperate need of a dump. You don't think your going to make it so you loosen your belt or open the top button of your jeans. Your nearly home and you start doing the push your cheeks together walk and you are afraid to breath in case you cause an accident. Then you get inside the door and make a bust for the jacks, start farting like a mad man and launch yourself at the toilet. Then when the hershey squirts start exploding from your ass you are on the verge of tears with your legs hovering off the floor and a new belief in god after he answered your prayers.

Lukker-

Lukker- wrote: »

Waking up in the morning thinking that your alarm is about to go off for work, check the time and than remembering you are unemployed .. :pac:

Haha no better feeling, got a job today!

flowerchild

Pressing SEND on an assignment.

flowerchild

Getting on a plane to go to Paris.

Arianna_26

Paully D wrote: »

Waking up in the middle of the night thinking the alarm will go off at any second but when you check the time just to make sure you realise you still have hours of sleep remaining

Great feeling alright, rates in my top 5.

knotastic

than being on top of the world and skiff

knotastic

:):rolleyes::o:mad::(:eek::cool::pac:

sbsquarepants

knotastic wrote: »

than being on top of the world and skiff

Probabaly showing my age here but, what's skiff?

Brendog

Smelling a newly opened jar of coffee while scrathing my balls after getting a very high result in an exam.

AeoNGriM

Sauvignon82 wrote: »

ROFL - It's past my bedtime - I read 'riding deep power' - OOPS!

Yeah, powder is AWESOME. Virgin slopes ftw....

Agreed, power riding virgins is awesome

Irishcrx

Waking up on a sunny Saturday morning, watching soccer am and then heading off to play a match.

Taking the motorbike for a spin on a sunny day on on open road surrounded by tree's..

The first sip of beer on a Friday after a long week of work..

simonmln

Bacon