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Spooning

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    DaveMur1 wrote: »
    She may roll over to her side of the bed.

    Random q, are you from Carlow? Your use of 'may' in this context makes me think so. Or is it a general South-East thing? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Abi wrote: »
    Dammit you're right. And I can still give the sly back-paw :pac:
    Hexactly. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    I hate you all and you full cuddle-ry drawers. Baxtards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭Yahew


    You single people can feck right off, stop the whining, and go spoon a pillow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Abi wrote: »
    Dammit you're right. And I can still give the sly back-paw :pac:

    I always knew you were a cat..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Ah spooning... My favourite sex position. He doesn't even have to be awake, just erect.

    Little spoon rape ftw!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 309 ✭✭DaveMur1


    Random q, are you from Carlow? Your use of 'may' in this context makes me think so. Or is it a general South-East thing? :)

    South Kilkenny, around half an hour from Carlow ;)
    Bad habits travel quickly down here.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭tatabubbly


    Love me a bitta spooning!

    I have long hair though and the oh always complains it's in his face..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    earpiece wrote: »
    I hate you all and you full cuddle-ry drawers. Baxtards.
    Since when did being single prevent an auld spoonin'...? :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭winston82


    I love a good Sunday morning spug. It's a mix of a spoon and hug.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    earpiece wrote: »
    I hate you all and you full cuddle-ry drawers. Baxtards.
    Yahew wrote: »
    You single people can feck right off, stop the whining, and go spoon a pillow.

    I feel so hurt and ashamed to be on my own.... but the pillow it is!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Spooning is fun. I prefer being the little spoon but sometimes I'll be the big one. (:


  • Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭Clogsworth


    Its way better being the small spoon except for when you get woke in the middle of a night by a willy poking you in the back!
    Hate being the big spoon especially if we are watching telly cos i can never see over his shoulder!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Clogsworth wrote: »
    Its way better being the small spoon except for when you get woke in the middle of a night by a willy poking you in the back!
    Oh I love that. :o

    Can't sleep properly spooning though so if I have to get up early, sorry, only a quick spooning and then get off me.

    If I don't have to get up though, it's cutlery drawer central baby! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    :( I miss spooning.

    the willy in the back/crack was a constant, but it's almost a comfort after a while, as you get used to it.

    don't like being the big spoon much, it's too masculine feeling. I like to feel ikkle! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    I'm a woman and I love being the big spoon. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Can't beat the spooning especially if it turns into forking :p

    I miss it from time to time but you're never alone when you have a big picture of Kieren Fallon on your wall :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I have a spoon date tomorrow night :D

    I mostly like to be the little spoon cause I fit better that way but don't mind being the big spoon sometimes.


  • Posts: 8,647 [Deleted User]


    Who doesn't love spooning?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    I luurrrvvve a good spooning. I'm mostly little spoon because it just fits so well, but he likes being little spoon too sometimes as he usually gets a massage out of it.

    Also, spoon sex ftw. Or "doing it sideyways" as I call it. :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Those aren't pillows! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    WindSock wrote: »
    Those aren't pillows! :eek:




    see the Bears game?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    WindSock wrote: »
    Those aren't pillows! :eek:

    But they're so gentle and soft! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Random q, are you from Carlow? Your use of 'may' in this context makes me think so. Or is it a general South-East thing? :)

    I thought it was an everywhere thing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 149 ✭✭Fizgig Bandicoot


    I like being the little spoon and big spoon. Little spoon because I feel cosy and can keep my feet warm by putting them on his feet/in between his legs.:D Big spoon becuase I like rubbing his belly. My arm always goes dead after a while though. He prefers being the big spoon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,362 ✭✭✭mojesius


    winston82 wrote: »
    I love a good Sunday morning spug. It's a mix of a spoon and hug.

    Spugging - Delightful! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    I luurrrvvve a good spooning. I'm mostly little spoon because it just fits so well, but he likes being little spoon too sometimes as he usually gets a massage out of it.

    Also, spoon sex ftw. Or "doing it sideyways" as I call it. :pac:

    I can't do that anymore cause I can never resist the urge to shout out "ride me sideways" and ruin the mood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    When me and my partner were spooning I would rub his leg with my foot (yes I know what you're thinking kinky right?)

    Until one day about a year later he just snaps
    "Why are yeh doing that?"
    "Doing what?"
    "That."
    "That?"
    "That"
    "That? I wasn't doing anything, okay I'll stop...
    ...I thought you liked it.."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    saa wrote: »
    When me and my partner were spooning I would rub his leg with my foot (yes I know what you're thinking kinky right?)

    Until one day about a year later he just snaps
    "Why are yeh doing that?"
    "Doing what?"
    "That."
    "That?"
    "That"
    "That? I wasn't doing anything, okay I'll stop...
    ...I thought you liked it.."

    you must have rough feet. Get a pumice stone


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    saa wrote: »
    When me and my partner were spooning I would rub his leg with my foot (yes I know what you're thinking kinky right?)

    Until one day about a year later he just snaps
    "Why are yeh doing that?"
    "Doing what?"
    "That."
    "That?"
    "That"
    "That? I wasn't doing anything, okay I'll stop...
    ...I thought you liked it.."

    Is he freaked out by feet? I'm freaked out by feet and hate the boyf rubbing his feet on me. He knows this and of course does it all the time anyway.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    amacachi wrote: »
    I thought it was an everywhere thing.

    Nope, far from it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,173 ✭✭✭D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,879 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    gheyest. thread. ever!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Don't mind it last thing at night or in the morning but you're getting kicked to the other side of the bed if you try and wrap yourself around me all night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    stovelid wrote: »
    Don't mind it last thing at night or in the morning but you're getting kicked to the other side of the bed if you try and wrap yourself around me all night.

    yep, it's good being all cuddly but when it comes to sleeping, he better feck off away from me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Contessa Raven


    I love being the little spoon but my hair is really long (down to my arse!) and it tends to get in my bf's face so he doesn't like to spoon me for long. :(
    He also likes to be little spoon even though I'm really small and can barely get my arm around him. :(

    I WANNA BE LITTLE SPOON! :(:(:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Big spoon is best for laying the groundwork for a stroll up the bournville boulevard though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Aw this makes me miss my dude :( won't be gettin' my spoon on until the weekend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭sophieblake


    I like being the little spoon because it makes me feel secure and looked after.

    I love the feeling of him getting aroused while he holds me


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    All this hot spooning ...thank fook I've a spare room .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    stovelid wrote: »
    Don't mind it last thing at night or in the morning but you're getting kicked to the other side of the bed if you try and wrap yourself around me all night.

    I smiled when I read that, because I know I do this. Kinda coil around like a snake, then I'm away when I get too warm. So I technically use for the body-heat. Cheekaay :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭Cellygirl


    God no, HATE spooning. I get too hot and I need my space. We have a huge king size bed, feck off to your own side!

    Never spoon, hate anything or anybody touching me when I'm sleeping. A kiss and a hug goodnight, then get off me, that's my motto!

    My husband thankfully feels the same way. Couldn't bear if he was a cuddly sleeper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Latchy wrote: »
    All this hot spooning ...thank fook I've a spare room .


    Eh, Latch... you're doing this wrong :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abi wrote: »
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    Eh, Latch... you're doing this wrong :D
    You noticed :D

    It's the heat Abi... but I always come back ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    gheyest. thread. ever!!

    Truth. Nothing gayer than a load of heterosexual people talking about physical acts of intimacy.

    Except two guys called Julian and Lance butt humping each other.

    But that's it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 64 ✭✭Kmc123


    Her hair always manages to get in my way and itches my face!!:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Abi wrote: »
    I smiled when I read that, because I know I do this. Kinda coil around like a snake, then I'm away when I get too warm. So I technically use for the body-heat. Cheekaay :pac:

    My rule of thumb would be don't bring over the garage unless I can park the car in it. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    Spooning while sleeping inevitably leads to sleep rape....





    ......sweet sweet sleep rape.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭PeefsPixie


    Ah yes, remind me of the downsides of being single why dont you! I do miss a bit of shpoonin'...


  • Registered Users Posts: 27 miqeel


    Cellygirl wrote: »

    Never spoon, hate anything or anybody touching me when I'm sleeping. A kiss and a hug goodnight, then get off me, that's my motto!

    My husband thankfully feels the same way. Couldn't bear if he was a cuddly sleeper.

    I know exactly what you mean, kiss goodnight and thats it - cuddles = no sleep, no cuddles = beauty sleep.


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