Spooning

starlit

phasers wrote: »

I had to google what it was, it looks awful. I hate people being in my personal space.

Ya I am the same! I like my own space. Even in the bed!

earpiece

DaveMur1 wrote: »

Without being sexist, is it not just more practical for the man to be the 'big spoon'.
Most men would be bigger than their partners & really it's just awkward if your over 6 foot and she's just 5 foot.
Honestly, it never even crossed my mind trading places before I seen this thread so what's the obsession with being this 'little spoon'......???

Ahhhhh, the old tea spoon table spoon dilemma....life's such a bítch.

HalloweenJack

I can't remember ever being the small spoon.

I tend to go for girls about 20-30cms shorter than me so it just wouldn't work.

MIN2511

stupidusername wrote: »

spooning isn't really the same as cuddling. i mean spooning is a form of cuddling, but to cuddle does not always mean to spoon

Don't over think it

Abi

HalloweenJack wrote: »

I can't remember ever being the small spoon.

I tend to go for girls about 20-30cms shorter than me so it just wouldn't work.

Height doesn't really come into it. The ass just gets parked in their partners crotchy area, hence the spoon effect

ROFLcopter

I'm always the big spoon, and sometimes I sneak the blunt end of my spoon into the quivering mound of love pudding ehh!?!.....I mean the other spoon!

starlit

Spooning is ok but find it uncomfortable. Find I like my bed to myself! :P I am always the small spoon though! Don't spoon that much any ways...single

kfallon

Could go for a spoon right about now I reckon, good way to end the weekend. Only problem is I'm like a baby kangaroo in bed, can only lie in the same position for about 5 mins at a time :rolleyes:

holystungun9

I'm always the nine in the 69. Shaky arm syndrom after two minutes.

Mint Sauce

Spooning is alright for a while, but then you eventully want to role over and sleep. Oh, and big spoon all the time*.





*When ever I get the chance

Ave Sodalis

I love spooning Makes me feel safe or something, being the little spoon and I love listening to breathing too, sends me to sleep

Giselle

God, I hate being single.

Abi

irish-stew wrote: »

Spooning is alright for a while, but then you eventully want to role over and sleep.

I'm going to be a good little Nazi and pretend I didn't see that :pac:

I know what you mean though. The closeness is nice, but the heat can get to you, or your want for your 'alone' sleep position kicks in. I sleep on my tummy with my arms under the pillow when I'm on my own, so if I bugger off I'll probably land on my stomach

Oh, and big spoon all the time*.





*When ever I get the chance

/spoons

=]

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'm 19st plus, I don't wanna see the woman who can small spoon me :eek:

Contessa Raven

Dudess wrote: »

Just lash your hair around your neck so it spills over your boobs - you'll drive the poor lad mental! :pac:

I have started to do that. Then I end up really warm and if we fall asleep in that position, I'm guaranteed to wake up at some stage with hair in my mouth!

I can't win.

Jimoslimos

Kyson Obedient Groundhog wrote: »

I'm 19st plus, I don't wanna see the woman who can small spoon me :eek:

A ladle?:pac:

Kanoe

is it still a spoon if you're on your back and they're draped over you like a wilted lettuce? If it's not then I don't like spooning.

jethro081

holystungun9 wrote: »

I'm always the nine in the 69. Shaky arm syndrom after two minutes.

i fear you have been tragically misinformed

skregs

I prefer calling her a taxi when we're done

sarahbro

Being a little spoon now

Kanoe

sarahbro wrote: »

Being a little spoon now

tell us about it

longshanks

Kanoe wrote: »

tell us about it

Her partner is being the big spoon...

Kanoe

you stalking me shanks

longshanks

Yes, and it's cold out here, any chance you'd stick on the kettle?

Kanoe

I'm just waiting to hear about the spoon thing I'll be right with you

longshanks

Take your time kanoe, I'm going nowhere

Mint Sauce

Abi wrote: »

I'm going to be a good little Nazi and pretend I didn't see that :pac:

I know what you mean though. The closeness is nice, but the heat can get to you, or your want for your 'alone' sleep position kicks in. I sleep on my tummy with my arms under the pillow when I'm on my own, so if I bugger off I'll probably land on my stomach

Nah, its only because I get a dead arm after awhile

/spoons

=]

Come here you little thing ya.

DuPLeX

what is an OH ffs?

DarkJager

DuPLeX wrote: »

what is an OH ffs?

Zombie Spoon

grindle

DuPLeX wrote: »

what is an OH ffs?

An Orthodontist's Husband.

Chucken

DuPLeX wrote: »

what is an OH ffs?

Under a bridge since 2004?

This joining Boards at 13 has to change


Oh. OH is Otters Hat

Paulie Gualtieri

DuPLeX wrote: »

what is an OH ffs?

Old Horny

TiGeR KiNgS

OH = Other Hand

Scioch

From Wiki.

OH is an old English term meaning victim of sexual miscreantism. When someone refers to someone as their OH it is both an admittance of guilt and statement of pride in reference to sickening, deplorable, sexual miscreantism.

Lot of bad eggs in this thread.

guitarzero

I spooned for the first time in years the other night, uch, felt like I was melting, I did not wanna let go.

Mr Benevolent

The main problem is trying to make the bottom arm comfortable.

Snowie

BBDBB wrote: »

hmmmmm


Triple Spoon FTW!:D

thats called a sandwich :rolleyes:

Nothingbetter2d

Confab wrote: »

The main problem is trying to make the bottom arm comfortable.

yeah the bottom arm always goes pins and needles after a while... lack of decent blood flow i guess...

SafeSurfer

When sleeping alone I big spoon my own phallus. My arm goes dead from the weight after a while.

Nothingbetter2d

SafeSurfer wrote: »

When sleeping alone I big spoon my own phallus. My arm goes dead from the weight after a while.

you must be very very weak if a 1 incher makes your arm go dead

herisson

I like being the big spoon sometimes!

It can be awkward because i am quite short!

SafeSurfer

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

you must be very very weak if a 1 incher makes your arm go dead

Everyday I curse thalidomide

Nothingbetter2d

SafeSurfer wrote: »

Everyday I curse thalidomide

it must be a tough life living with a 1 incher. Did you sue the Thalidomide manufacturer?

pickarooney

I'm calling bull**** (again) on this little/big spoon rubbish. Spooning is called that after the way spoons of the same size fit together in a drawer. If you try store a teaspoon and a tablespoon like this it just doesn't work.

frozenfrozen

pickarooney wrote: »

I'm calling bull**** (again) on this little/big spoon rubbish. Spooning is called that after the way spoons of the same size fit together in a drawer. If you try store a teaspoon and a tablespoon like this it just doesn't work.

what i want to know is HOW they make it work. They're the same size but all of a sudden when you put two spoons together they fit

Table Top Joe

In my 32 years it never occurred to me that i could be the smaller spoon as a guy,very surprised some guys want to be.....if i ever pull a woman again i might try that but it doesnt sound comfortable tbh,im 6ft,12 stone,not huge or anything(steady! im not talking about that)but i reckon it wouldnt work with most women(ill be honest,i wouldnt be with a woman who was bigger than me,dry spell or no dry spell)surely they'd be too small......no it sounds weird,i cant even picture it



Have to say i do miss the ol spooning every now and then,once every week or two would be perfect,nothing like spooning with someone you like/love.......though i prefer it even more when a womans lying on my chest:o:o:o

frozenfrozen

Table Top Joe wrote: »

.......though i prefer it even more when a womans lying on my chest:o:o:o

is that because you're a table top, Joe?

Nothingbetter2d

Table Top Joe wrote: »

though i prefer it even more when a womans lying on my chest:o:o:o

i like that too

CruelCoin

We do.

She small spoons most nights, but occasionally we swap round.
Mostly when my dodgy hip plays up....

stupidusername

Like lying on my boyfriends chest, but like it a bit more when he lies on mine. and yeah every guy i've been with has wanted to be the small spoon every so often.