Spooning

Nothingbetter2d

is spooning while in a threesome called the little spoon > big spoon > big wooden spoon?

im assuming the guy is the wooden spoon - hard and stiff

The Big Red Button

pickarooney wrote: »

I'm calling bull**** (again) on this little/big spoon rubbish. Spooning is called that after the way spoons of the same size fit together in a drawer. If you try store a teaspoon and a tablespoon like this it just doesn't work.

No, it doesn't work at all with same sizes.

But, it works incredibly well when you have a big warm sexy man all wrapped up tightly around you from behind ... it's the bestest feeling in the world. Just amazing!

I have to admit, I do try being the big spoon sometimes (not at his request!) It just doesn't work right, I'm tiny behind him, I don't think he even notices when I try it!

stupidusername

chatterpillar wrote: »

No, it doesn't work at all with same sizes.

But, it works incredibly well when you have a big warm sexy man all wrapped up tightly around you from behind ... it's the bestest feeling in the world. Just amazing!

It's great when you actually manage to find a comfortable position, like where you know his arm isn't going to go dead - usually with the help of a pillow. The solution is head on pillow + neckspace = perfect arm space.

The Big Red Button

stupidusername wrote: »

It's great when you actually manage to find a comfortable position, like where you know his arm isn't going to go dead - usually with the help of a pillow. The solution is head on pillow + neckspace = perfect arm space.

Meah I dunno how he does it - but he rarely complains about a dead arm or about hair tickling his face etc - so I reckon he's mastered the art of being the big spoon! :cool: :cool:

Gummy Panda

chatterpillar wrote: »

Meah I dunno how he does it - but he rarely complains about a dead arm or about hair tickling his face etc - so I reckon he's mastered the art of being the big spoon! :cool: :cool:

Its easy being the big spoon when you're a big guy. Pull in petite girl, wrap arm around her, kiss on neck and sleep*.


*and possible biting during the night

How so Joe

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Its easy being the big spoon when you're a big guy. Pull in petite girl, wrap arm around her, kiss on neck and sleep*.


*and possible biting during the night

But what about the other arm? What do you do with the lower arm?

D1stant

How so Joe wrote: »

But what about the other arm? What do you do with the lower arm?

Thats for scratching your nuts

Nothingbetter2d

D1stant wrote: »

Thats for scratching your nuts

or flicking her bean

shopaholic01

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

or flicking her bean

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

rain on

Spooning is the best. I'm a small lady and I've been the big spoon plenty of times, it's really more of a backpack effect than a true spooning effect though.

mauzo

I hate spooning, I'll only agree to it if I want something out of it. Love the breath on my neck..

I'm more of a head on his chest kind of girl but my leg has to be around his waist, otherwise its not comfortable.

I don't really 'get' the whole cuddle thing, I like my own space, sprawled out all over the bed so he's normally squished in at the wall.

If he ever asked to be little spoon I'd laugh at him...then kick him out of my bed until he located his balls

Dravokivich

How so Joe wrote: »

But what about the other arm? What do you do with the lower arm?

Most blokes rest her head on one arm and you wrap their second arm around her. As high or low as you want (she'll let you).

Gummy Panda

syndeyfife wrote: »

If he ever asked to be little spoon I'd laugh at him...then kick him out of my bed until he located his balls

But what if he wants his belly rubbed? :mad:

Nothingbetter2d

syndeyfife wrote: »

I hate spooning, I'll only agree to it if I want something out of it. Love the breath on my neck..

I'm more of a head on his chest kind of girl but my leg has to be around his waist, otherwise its not comfortable.

I don't really 'get' the whole cuddle thing, I like my own space, sprawled out all over the bed so he's normally squished in at the wall.

If he ever asked to be little spoon I'd laugh at him...then kick him out of my bed until he located his balls

i like the girl with head on my chest and leg over waist too... but after a while i like to sprawl out too usually when ive gotten too hot hehe.

mauzo

Gummy Panda wrote: »

syndeyfife wrote: »

If he ever asked to be little spoon I'd laugh at him...then kick him out of my bed until he located his balls

But what if he wants his belly rubbed? :mad:

FOr his period pains? :P

Nothingbetter2d

syndeyfife wrote: »

FOr his period pains? :P

no but if ya rubbed him a few inches lower im sure you could make his mood change for the better

mauzo

no but if ya rubbed him a few inches lower im sure you could make his mood change for the better [/Quote]

If he was looking for a spoon in the first place he'd be feeling fairly brave, and he wouldn't have to ask for a belly rub to get a rub too early for innuendo...

Yes yes, in your end o...before someone says it!!

Gummy Panda

syndeyfife wrote: »

Gummy Panda wrote: »

syndeyfife wrote: »

If he ever asked to be little spoon I'd laugh at him...then kick him out of my bed until he located his balls

But what if he wants his belly rubbed? :mad:

FOr his period pains? :P

No cause he ate too much meat. Those steakhouse challenges are too tempting

Itwasntme.

Dave0301 wrote: »

Spooning leads to forking....

I have the t-shirt.

Darn it! Now I miss spooning. A pox on whoever resurrected this thread.

mauzo

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Dave0301 wrote: »

Spooning leads to forking....

I have the t-shirt.

Darn it! Now I miss spooning. A pox on whoever resurrected this thread.

That's the only reason I'd consider a good old spoon. Not being able to move, getting hot and sweaty for cuddles thanks to a human radiator doesn't appeal to me. Unless I get a fork after...

Boscoirl

Don't mind spooning, hate falling asleep doing it, woke up the other night in a ball of sweat, wasn't 100% sure I didn't piss myself, had to push her to the other side of the bed, then I had to lie outside the covers too cool down. Woke up at6am shivering, later she is talking bout the great nights sleep she got :mad:



Anyways my favourite part of spooning is using her arse as a snooker rest

Ms.M

http://www.scribd.com/doc/35078612/The-Cuddle-Sutra

I would take it as a bad sign if my oh only wanted to be big spoon. It would be a weird relationship for me. Variety is best. I'm considering purchasing this book to experiment a little. :cool: Because I'm a sexy bitch.

Teangalad

When spooning I can't resist teasing the ladys neck or ears so it nearly always leads to forking...dammit being single sucks

bronte

Cuddle-sutra? That's flippin adorable!

mauzo

bronte wrote: »

Cuddle-sutra? That's flippin adorable!

Turns out I had a whole different idea as to what forking means....turns out its a type of innocent cuddle :rolleyes:

Ms.M

Shhhhhhhhhh.
The men-folk will cop on and use it as bait to lure the ladies into their love-lair.

'Twould surely melt your heart.
I read it in a bookshop with my husband and with all the "awwwws" out of us we attracted some funny looks. Then people saw what we were reading and presumably came to the conclusion that we didn't have a very interesting sex life.

Coffeeteasugar

Bah humbug, I want to be spooned.

shopaholic01

Coffeeteasugar wrote: »

Bah humbug, I want to be spooned.

You username is crying out for it too!!!!!:D

Tommy Dillon

whatislife wrote: »

i love a spoon but always pitch a tent. so whenever i am the big spoon, i have to tuck the little fella in the strap of the boxers so it won't be poking her

why do you do that? how will she know you wanna stuff her with it? if you leave it out and proud i can guarantee a huge increase in sexy time.... try it!

ihsb

My fella nearly ALWAYS insists on being the small spoon... it makes me sad. A girl wants to feel the morning treat... you know?

ManOnFire

insisting on the small spoon position might be his way of covering up the morning surprise.......;)

stupidusername

Why would you want to hide it though?

mauzo

I was talking to my friend about spooning, and said the most unfunny joke ever....thought I'd share lol

I was lying in bed last night spooning my boyfriend. He tried to fork me..so I knifed him.

ManOnFire

:rolleyes:

southcentralts

syndeyfife wrote: »

I hate spooning, I'll only agree to it if I want something out of it. Love the breath on my neck..

I'm more of a head on his chest kind of girl but my leg has to be around his waist, otherwise its not comfortable.

I don't really 'get' the whole cuddle thing, I like my own space, sprawled out all over the bed so he's normally squished in at the wall.

If he ever asked to be little spoon I'd laugh at him...then kick him out of my bed until he located his balls

I somehow get the feeling he would have to ask you for permission to retrieve them from your purse.

Jen Pigs Fly

I love spooning! Big or little spoon is good for me, I'm not selfish!

mauzo

southcentralts wrote: »

syndeyfife wrote: »

I hate spooning, I'll only agree to it if I want something out of it. Love the breath on my neck..

I'm more of a head on his chest kind of girl but my leg has to be around his waist, otherwise its not comfortable.

I don't really 'get' the whole cuddle thing, I like my own space, sprawled out all over the bed so he's normally squished in at the wall.

If he ever asked to be little spoon I'd laugh at him...then kick him out of my bed until he located his balls

I somehow get the feeling he would have to ask you for permission to retrieve them from your purse.

Mouth more like

Not into cuddly crap, or men being sensitive in any way shape or form....

southcentralts

syndeyfife wrote: »

Mouth more like

Not into cuddly crap, or men being sensitive in any way shape or form....

I can't sleep, I'd love a big spoon to snuggle into!

smash

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

I can't sleep, I'd love a big spoon to snuggle into!

You need one of these http://static.allkpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/110929_4minute_sohyun_boyfriend_1.jpg

smash

smash wrote: »

You need one of these http://static.allkpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/110929_4minute_sohyun_boyfriend_1.jpg

It's not the same

thehomeofDob

For all your spooning needs. Meet the spooning bed. No more dead arms!

smash

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

It's not the same

you could spoon it, just not fork it.

Have you slept yet?

smash

smash wrote: »

you could spoon it, just not fork it.

Have you slept yet?

I can't really fork anything......ya know!

I've slept for about three hours on and off. Ugh.

smash

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

I can't really fork anything......ya know!

Hmmmm
/suspicious

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

I've slept for about three hours on and off. Ugh.

the joys of holidays and trying to wind down

Gummy Panda

Put an ad on plenty of fish - "looking for a good spooning"

thehomeofDob

thehomeofDob wrote: »

For all your spooning needs. Meet the spooning bed. No more dead arms!

Small print: big spoon not included. I think, therefore, that "all your spooning needs" is infact false advertising.

smash wrote: »

Hmmmm
/suspicious

I simply don't have forking equipment. I can be forked, but I cannot be the fork!

thehomeofDob

Deleted User wrote: »

Small print: big spoon not included. I think, therefore, that "all your spooning needs" is infact false advertising.

I see no such small print. I do believe I am currently available for spooning, therefore (whether I'm wanted or not) the advertising is perfectly legitimate. :pac:

Mickey Dazzler

There is nothing worse than spooning somebody after they have shit themselves and forgotten to tell you. Nightmare

Gummy Panda

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

There is nothing worse than spooning somebody after they have shit themselves and forgotten to tell you. Nightmare

"Why is there all savory mince in the bed... wait a minute.."