WTF is going on with naked pictures this week?!

brummytom

An almost serious thread, for a change.

I was just walking back from Spar there when my phone vibrated. I looked at it and saw I had an email, I thought it was just spam because it was from someone I hadn't spoke to in a few years.
But I decided to click on it and saw it was a forwarded email from a girl to her boyfriend with the words 'ignore the ugly pants'. Clicked on it, Jesus!


What is it with people at the moment and sending their girlfriends/latest ride's pictures onto everyone? Is the world going mad? Will we all have abandoned clothes by next Tuesday?


There are some right cunts around.



Pics or GTFO me and I'll scream

phasers

Pics or GTFO

El Weirdo

Thread disappoints.

Biggins

I'll pm you my mobile number. Feel free to keep sending me them pics!

Logical Fallacy

I spend most of my time naked tbh.

Don't take pictures of it though.

Solnskaya

There's not enough of them?...

texidub

It's a government conspiracy to soften us up prior to the budget. You think you will lose all your clothes, but in reality they are just going to take the shirt off your back. And you won't think it's so bad.

Also, pics or GTFO.

MagicSean

Biggins wrote: »

I'll pm you my mobile number. Feel free to keep sending me them pics!

I'll help you investigate this phenomenom

minidazzler

That's just rude, you don't send them on, you just show them to your friends on your phone, that's the decent thing!

brummytom

Biggins wrote: »

I'll pm you my mobile number. Feel free to keep sending me them pics!

Biggins, are you coming onto me?

starbelgrade

Someone sends you a picture of a semi naked hot chick and you're complaining?

Jesus H, Brummy... you kids dunno how lucky you got it.

phasers

But in all seriousness Tom, you seem to be unhappy because there are too many naked ladies about.

Do you have something to tell us?

kjl

you would swear there aren't naked pics all over the internet with the way people are responding to this.

brummytom

starbelgrade wrote: »

Someone sends you a picture of a semi naked hot chick and you're complaining?

Jesus H, Brummy... you kids dunno how lucky you got it.

Eh... do you think I would have started this thread if she was hot?




*shudder*

Gummy Panda

So who am I sending my naked pics to now?

WindSock

Dunno but I was flossing my teeth there and drooled some. Wanna pic? I can't promise I will be arsed to commit to taking one and uploading it though....

Biggins

kjl wrote: »

you would swear there aren't naked pics all over the internet with the way people are responding to this.

Blasphemy!

One can never have enough pics of naked lassies!

phasers

This is sort of related to this thread and I really just want an excuse to say it... I fcuking hate Scarlett Johansson. What a cunt.

starbelgrade

Here's what we need to do lads. Take a pic of your ball sack & send it by PM to Brummy.

El Weirdo

This is sort of related to the thread seeing as it seems to have been nudged in that direction... I just want to say cunt.

brummytom

starbelgrade wrote: »

Here's what we need to do lads. Take a pic of your ball sack & send it by PM to Brummy.

/unzips

sophieblake

brummytom wrote: »

Eh... do you think I would have started this thread if she was hot?




*shudder*

Shudder of desire...or disgust

If you want more non hot photos i can send you some of mine:D

starbelgrade

brummytom wrote: »

/unzips

Check you visitors messages.

Biggins

phasers wrote: »

...I fcuking hate Scarlett Johansson. What a cunt.

Have you personally inspected it? I would like to - if only to judge myself for technical reasons of course!

Abi

Biggins wrote: »

I'll pm you my mobile number. Feel free to keep sending me them pics!

I'm pretty sure madmammy is standing behind you with a rolling pin by now Biggins

Gummy Panda

starbelgrade wrote: »

Here's what we need to do lads. Take a pic of your ball sack & send it by PM to Brummy.

His inbox is full

Solnskaya

El Weirdo wrote: »

This is sort of related to the thread seeing as it seems to have been nudged in that direction... I just want to say cunt.

BrummyTom is not a ****, he is a prude. There's a difference. Somtimes. Ok, not often, but somtimes..

starbelgrade

Abi wrote: »

I'm pretty sure madmammy is standing behind you with a rolling pin by now Biggins

Now there's a pic I'd like to see.

brummytom

Gummy Panda wrote: »

His inbox is full

I've had a spring clean just for you.

Johro

This was a message I got from a mate:
THE HACKERS ARE PUTTING SEXUAL VIDEOS TO YOUR NAME IN THE WALLS / PROFILES OF YOUR FRIENDS WITHOUT YOU KNOWING IT. YOU DONT SEE IT, BUT OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE IT, AS IF THESE WERE A PUBLICATION THAT YOU MADE! ALSO, THEY'RE SENDING EMAILS TO YOUR FRIENDS ASKING YOU TO CLICK A LINK. DON'T DO IT!! SO IF YOU RECEIVE SOMETHING FROM ME ABOUT A VIDEO OR A STRANGE INBOX MESSAGE, IT'S NOT ME! copy this in your wall

I did get some dodgy links in emails from his address but my browser wouldn't open them, I have some safety features installed in Firefox that seemed to block them.

Biggins

Abi wrote: »

I'm pretty sure madmammy is standing behind you with a rolling pin by now Biggins

LOL She knows what I'm like, she's seen the wallpapers on my dual monitors.
(Which I once posted as a picture on a thread on After Hours and got a temp' ban for it. )

Latchy

Heyyy ...AH's first (sublime ) come onto me thread :cool:

/sets webcam up at right angle

cloneslad

Is this the modern day version of your mate getting you to smell their finger?

Johro

Biggins wrote: »

LOL She knows what I'm like, she's seen the wallpapers on my dual monitors.
(Which I once posted as a picture on a thread on After Hours and got a temp' ban for it. )

Saw it and lived.

TheZohanS

Biggins wrote: »

LOL She knows what I'm like, she's seen the wallpapers on my dual monitors.
(Which I once posted as a picture on a thread on After Hours and got a temp' ban for it. )

You got a yellow or a red, you were a lucky, lucky man!

What sort of wallpaper?

Ghandee

brummytom wrote: »

Eh... do you think I would have started this thread if she was hot?




*shudder*

This is turning me on all the more now.

Real bona fide 'girl next door'.


Am ready for the pix by pm when you are Brummy.




Me auld pal.

Biggins

Johro wrote: »

Saw it and lived.

Thats was what I changed them TO (toned down, just to be safe) and I though was ok to get away with - it still wasn't.
Temp red card. LOL

TheZohan wrote: »

You got a yellow or a red, you were a lucky, lucky man!

What sort of wallpaper?

Playboy centerfolds - use your imagination!
No pics this time LOL :pac:

Johro

Biggins wrote: »

Thats was what I changed them TO (toned down, just to be safe) and I though was ok to get away with - it still wasn't.
Temp red card. LOL

Ha I didn't mean they were innocent or tame, I meant ya can't get banned for looking. Cheers anyway. How long was the ban for?

Biggins

Johro wrote: »

Ha I didn't mean they were innocent or tame, I meant ya can't get banned for looking. Cheers anyway. How long was the ban for?

A few days - just to slap my hand and make a point - which I suppose they had.

Madmammy is open minded and I'm a lucky guy.

Johro

Biggins wrote: »

A few days - just to slap my hand and make a point - which I suppose they had.

Madmammy is open minded and I'm a lucky guy.

Well ya deserved it. Yep you're lucky alright.

phill106

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwbL-Xyvxz0

foxyboxer

The Joys of Sexting.

vampire of kilmainham

offs sure there's naked women everywhere now ya can smell the rotton minges all over the place look out the snatch brigade are here