It's Thursday and I'm up for devilment - any suggestions?

ThelotusKid

I've been waiting all day for a friend to call to my house but it looks like the fcuker has decided to stay put.

I've been preparing for his visit since yesterday, when he assured me that he would arrive before lunch-time today, but, as of yet, he has not arrived.

I think the majority of my time is spent waiting for this and that - a phone call, door-bell, bus etc.

I'm ready like! Scout's honour!

Basically, WTF are people doing tonight?

P.S Liam O' Reagan - named and shamed.

AnonoBoy

Sit quietly somewhere and read a book.

John Doe1

Try yout local gloryhole

Snakeblood

Send all your money to P.O. Box 211334. It's the thrill of a lifetime. everyone reading this should too.

Mr Magners

It's divilmint not devilment

:pac:

Deus Ex Machina

Jack Daniels and cocaine.

ThelotusKid

John Doe1 wrote: »

Try yout local gloryhole

I'd actually do that, if I knew where to go.

William_Hicley

Do you have access to any fireworks or small explosives?

ThelotusKid

Mr Magners wrote: »

It's divilmint not devilment

:pac:

Snot actually.

The King of Moo

Shouldn't you be in school?

Chuck Stone

Have sex with strange men/women.

ThelotusKid

The King of Moo wrote: »

Shouldn't you be in school?

I wish.

Captain Darling

Occupy some place and see how you like it in the pissing rain.

foxyboxer

The obligatory "have a ****" post.

Just try not to think of Liam.

RichieC

Go into a local town with encrusted cloths on, buy three bottles of wine and notch up a few hours of being the town drunk. If you're having problems with the proper actions and walk it requires, huff a small dose of diethyl ether. not too much now, no one likes the town junkie.

PerrinV2

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

The King of Moo

ThelotusKid wrote: »

I wish.

Then don't get up to devilment.

Read a book or something.

FetchTheGin

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've
got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send 100 euros to
Happy Dude. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just 100 euros away.

ThelotusKid

foxyboxer wrote: »

The obligatory "have a ****" post.

Just try not to think of Liam.

This isn't about Liam - this is about the constant waiting that's required by this bull**** life.

Where's the instant gratification?

And, get me there quick.

ThelotusKid

PerrinV2 wrote: »

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

In the post, Bart.

The King of Moo

ThelotusKid wrote: »

This isn't about Liam - this is about the constant waiting that's required by this bull**** life.

Where's the instant gratification?

And, get me there quick.

Originally posted by Anonoboy
Sit quietly somewhere and read a book.

The King of Moo wrote: »

Then don't get up to devilment.

Read a book or something.

I never understand how people can be bored by doing nothing, especially when most residences have at least one book/TV set. Stop doing nothing if you don't like it and do something!

Procasinator

Just dump that guy, and get a new boyfriend!

foxyboxer

ThelotusKid wrote: »

I've been waiting all day for a friend to call to my house but it looks like the fcuker has decided to stay put.

I've been preparing for his visit since yesterday, when he assured me that he would arrive before lunch-time today, but, as of yet, he has not arrived.

I think the majority of my time is spent waiting for this and that - a phone call, door-bell, bus etc.

I'm ready like! Scout's honour!

Basically, WTF are people doing tonight?

P.S Liam O' Reagan - named and shamed.

Call him ya stingy bastid! :pac:
Then do a 'Dufresne' on him and call him twice every minute until he arrives. That'll learn him.

Catxscotch

Go Shopping!!
Thats what Im gonna do, as soon as I can quit pretending Im working and get the fcuk out of this place..I swear, only for shopping costs money, I'd be outta here!!

ThelotusKid

The King of Moo wrote: »

I never understand how people can be bored by doing nothing, especially when most residences have at least one book/TV set. Stop doing nothing if you don't like it and do something!

But it's all about the mood Moo!

ThelotusKid

foxyboxer wrote: »

Call him ya stingy bastid! :pac:
Then do a 'Dufresne' on him and call him twice every minute until he arrives. That'll learn him.

I presume you're female, but amongst us males, we have a thing called code.

Snowie

OP I dare you to walk up to a Hipster and say


"YOU FVCKING HIPSTER"

then video the reaction

be warned it could be very boring

Jess16

ThelotusKid wrote: »

Where's the instant gratification?
And, get me there quick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0yhHKWUa0g

Princess Peach

I have to sit alone in a pub for a couple hours waiting for someone. Come entertain me there.

ThelotusKid

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

OP I dare you to walk up to a Hipster and say


"YOU FVCKING HIPSTER"

then video the reaction

be warned it could be very boring

The closest I'm going to get to a hipster, down here in West Cork, is a lost lamb, or as we like to call them down here, tourists.

I'm living down here for a reason.

ThelotusKid

Princess Peach wrote: »

I have to sit alone in a pub for a couple hours waiting for someone. Come entertain me there.

It's much worse than that.

leggit

apply for a job..

or, failing that, ring Joe Duffy.

ThelotusKid

Oh yeah, BTW, is Daragh Doyle still part of boards.ie or is he full-time @worldirish.com?

ThelotusKid

leggit wrote: »

apply for a job..

or, failing that, ring Joe Duffy.

Failing that, I could run up your leg.

foxyboxer

ThelotusKid wrote: »

The closest I'm going to get to a hipster, down here in West Cork, is a lost lamb, or as we like to call them down here, tourists.

I'm living down here for a reason.

Sir, you have my pity.

problemchimp

ThelotusKid wrote: »

I presume you're female, but amongst us males, we have a thing called code.

Do we?
Watch old videos of showjumping from the 80's

ThelotusKid

problemchimp wrote: »

Do we?
Watch old videos of showjumping from the 80's

The code is what differentiates us from our less evolved ape-like cousins.

Problem?

Jaxxy

ThelotusKid wrote: »

Oh yeah, BTW, is Daragh Doyle still part of boards.ie or is he full-time @worldirish.com?

Welcome to the internet, where we don't refer to each other by our full, given names. Unless someone's username is their full name, in which case carry on.

ThelotusKid

foxyboxer wrote: »

Sir, you have my pity.

While I like the Sir, the pity is mis-placed.

ThelotusKid

Jaxxy wrote: »

Welcome to the internet, where we don't refer to each other by our full, given names. Unless someone's username is their full name, in which case carry on.

Daragh Doyle is hardly a reluctant self-publicist. (Oxymoron aside)

The Internet is for all.

Can you answer my question?

ThelotusKid

Fùckers have decided to stop feeding.

Snowie

ThelotusKid wrote: »

The closest I'm going to get to a hipster, down here in West Cork, is a lost lamb, or as we like to call them down here, tourists.

I'm living down here for a reason.

ahh so your a hippie from Bantry nice...


bantry girls are always fun especially when they give you mushy chocolate

ThelotusKid

Kid trolls need feeding too you know.

ThelotusKid

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

ahh so your a hippie from Bantry nice...


bantry girls are always fun especially when they give you mushy chocolate

Bantry, I am not.

No mushy crop this year - unless you know different?

ThelotusKid

Can't wait to display my political views via my car bumper.

Awaiting delivery ; ebay.com/itm/Troll-face-Cool-face-Decal-sticker-b-4chan-meme-rage-?cmd=ViewItem&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D3%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D4052314372333499623&_trksid=p4506.m7&item=300556556934

Cool.

Sooopie

foxyboxer wrote: »

Sir, you have my pity.

I'm actually rather envious

I love a bitta West Cork me

Beautiful

OP - go out for a walk.

ThelotusKid

Okay, twats!

Scored on all counts tonight, but still no Liamo.

Friendship isn't what it used to be.

Does anyone remember the code? (Not the safe cross code)

Anyhow, goodnight.

The King of Moo

ThelotusKid wrote: »

Okay, twats!

Scored on all counts tonight, but still no Liamo.

Friendship isn't what it used to be.

Does anyone remember the code? (Not the safe cross code)

Anyhow, goodnight.

You'll score with Liamo one day.

The key is to be a good listener.

ThelotusKid

I've a really sore head and reading through this awful thread I'm in the horrors.

*Blushing intensely*