What should I do with the woman tonight?

Fukuyama

We've been going out now for three years and tonight's our anniversary.

Thing is, I'm not really in the mood for the whole dinner crap. Restaurants bore the hell out of me - especially fancy ones. Plus the aul wallet is slim these days

I'm **** when it comes to these things

So - any ideas as to what would make a good anniversary evening? We're both young students if that helps...

Much obliged for any suggestions!

*prepares for the onslaught*

kfallon

Dean0088 wrote: »

We've been going out now for three years and tonight's our anniversary.

Thing is, I'm not really in the mood for the whole dinner crap. Restaurants bore the hell out of me - especially fancy ones. Plus the aul wallet is slim these days

I'm **** when it comes to these things

So - any ideas as to what would make a good anniversary evening? We're both young students if that helps...

Much obliged for any suggestions!

*prepares for the onslaught*

Study, watch countdown and eat spaghetti hoops???

Snakeblood

Dean0088 wrote: »

We've been going out now for three years and tonight's our anniversary.

Thing is, I'm not really in the mood for the whole dinner crap. Restaurants bore the hell out of me - especially fancy ones. Plus the aul wallet is slim these days

I'm **** when it comes to these things

So - any ideas as to what would make a good anniversary evening? We're both young students if that helps...

Much obliged for any suggestions!

*prepares for the onslaught*

Take the auto out of autoerotic asphyxiation. Give her a good old throttling while on the job.

The King of Moo

First, don't call her "the woman" to her face!

Second, how about cooking her a lovely meal?

El Weirdo

Try and get your brown wings.

Arawn

invite her ho female friend for a 3some?

flanzer

Stay in an watch Michael Buble on the Late Late, he's bound to turn her on.... let's face it, after 3 years, you're not

Slunk

Bring her to see Micheal bubbles turn on the Christmas lights in grafton street

Kylo Ren

McDonalds on you followed by a game of Scrabble.

callaway92

The King of Moo wrote: »

First, don't call her "the woman" to her face!

Second, how about cooking her a lovely meal?

if he could do that, he wouldn't have created this thread. .thats the problem

Make her a card with glitter and stuff


Bitches love glitter

Fago!

Sex?

Wedgie

Rent her out for the night.

You get some peace, plus some cash.

Win win.

Dravokivich

Dean0088 wrote: »

We're both young students if that helps...

Give her a suprise test with questions based on yourself and your envolvement within the relationship.

craftypaddy

treat her to a vejazzle

Dotrel

Dean0088 wrote: »

We've been going out now for three years and tonight's our anniversary.

Thing is, I'm not really in the mood for the whole dinner crap. Restaurants bore the hell out of me - especially fancy ones. Plus the aul wallet is slim these days

I'm **** when it comes to these things

So - any ideas as to what would make a good anniversary evening? We're both young students if that helps...

Much obliged for any suggestions!

*prepares for the onslaught*

It's about time you showed her who the boss is. So take her to a Bruce Springsteen concert.

Gee Bag

The King of Moo wrote: »

First, don't call her "the woman" to her face!

Your quite correct, calling her 'the woman' gives her some status. 'Woman' is title enough.

stupidusername

don't do anything.

if she kicks up a fuss, ask her why she didn't plan anything.

:cool:

deisedave

Bring her to the new twilight movie like im doing, even tho I might kill myself before the movies over.

Marcin_diy

If you don't know what to do with a woman on your big day just leave her. You are not worth her.

Pherekydes

The King of Moo wrote: »

First, don't call her "the woman" to her face!

Second, how about cooking her a lovely meal?

He's a male student! Unless he's in a catering college, this is quite out of the question.

How about a night in studying?

Jaxxy

deisedave wrote: »

Bring her to the new twilight movie like im doing, even tho I might kill myself before the movies over.

Not all women like that tripe, you know.

If you're broke OP just cook her something. Even if it turns out horrible she should still appreciate the effort. If she likes her sweets don't scrimp on the dessert. Candles, some music, lube/massage oils, Fanny's your aunt.

feelingblue

Into town to see the Christmas lights being turned on is a great idea & free!!!

tony 2 tone

Fago! wrote: »

Sex?

Nah, they've been going out for three years, it has to be something good.

Purple Lemons

Run her a nice bubble bath with some candles and oils.

Massage

Sex coupons

Chocolate

Flowers

And a homemade card

TheRealSquishy

2euro shop has chinese lanterns in! They're plain white but you could write some sappy **** on them and it'd be pure cute!

*Tip: Don't set them off in the woods, myself and the OH were 2 years together last week and the wind turned them into a fireball and we nearly set the woods on fire. Hilarious but not as rosemantic as I imagined :P

And yeah candles and flowers and stuff!

The Internet Explorer

Blast her with piss.

Max Power1

The Internet Explorer wrote: »

Blast her with piss.

It has been too long since we saw someone say this!

Standard Toaster

Fire the shower curtain on the bed and add coupius amounts of Mint Source shower Gel....failing that a game of Subbuteo.

SIMPLYTHE

feelingblue wrote: »

Into town to see the Christmas lights being turned on is a great idea & free!!!

I completely agree. Romantic, free and fun. If you really want to be in the good books, buy a rose of a street vendor....
Also, you could then go for pizza on Parliament Street (very near) or somewhere else nearer (laid back, fun, cheap) and THEN
you could top it off and bring her to the International Comedy Club for a night of comedy for €10 (less I think actually if ur both students) It's a brill night, but make sure you're in the International Bar early as this books out.

Have a great night.

Kasabian

Dump her. 3 years tied to the one woman is enough.

Surely you must be sick of looking at the back of her head by now.

funkyjebus

Give her to me, Ill show her a good time if you cant.

Sooopie

Go on the Ghost Bus with naggin's

Ghost Bus is actually a tip top night out

starlit

Surprise her do something spontaneous like a romantic trip or dinner at a beach?

AnnaVanilla

Get some cheap cans and pizza, borrow an action film from a friend, eat the pizza, watch the film, get drunk and have sex - that would be a perfect evening for me but then again, I think I'm fairly low maintenance

Sooopie

doovdela wrote: »

Surprise her do something spontaneous like a romantic trip or dinner at a beach?[/QUOTE]

you'd freeze your fooking nads off rocking up to a beach here for dinner tonight

imagine

the slaps

Ainekav

the replies on this thread have me in the fits of laughter

and this was my favourite

Give her a suprise test with questions based on yourself and your envolvement within the relationship.

followed closely by this gem

Bitches love glitter

I thought you should've packed a picnic and had it in the ilac centre, in the middle bit beside dunnes

You're probably on a beach somewhere at this stage with your beans on toast cooked before you left in the microwave at corrib village apartments but I hope you have a nice anniversary anyway

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John Doe1

Get her bucked

PK2008

Do the 'dance with no pants'

jakobgallagher

Drive through then do it twice