How often do you steal?

feelingblue

Right I was in the chemist last weekend and casually stole a lipgloss, simply held it in the palm of my hand underneath my wallet and paid for other items I had picked up at the counter.

Got me thinking, this happens every so often. I hardly ever pay for birthday cards, usually slip them inside a newspaper and pay for that.

I never steal necessities just things I want and can't be bothered to pay for.

Actually just remembered this minute that I stole from Macy's in New York (Mac foundation)......that is pretty bad.

I think it started with stuffing Mr. Freeze's up the sleeve of my school uniform jumper .

So does anyone else steal stuff for fun? If so what kind of stuff and how often?

Caoimhín

Technically stealing off the tax man right now

MrStuffins

Hi Alison

Still feeling blue due to over-paying for your apartment?

Do your own research!

Jaafa

I don't even.....

jester77

Stole a few cherry's in my day

stovelid

Not since late teens.

The thought of being nabbed at any age older than that for nicking small stuff would be too mortifying and not really worth it.

Kells...

I don't because i'm not a scumbag

Fizman

Well I like many others would not 'physically' steal items from shops. However I do download the odd file from the internet and I know that is bold.

A lesser man than myself, not me mind, but a lesser man, might call you a bit of an itinerant for doing what you do so often.

Teyla Emmagan

I hope you get caught OP.

feelingblue

MrStuffins wrote: »

Hi Alison

Still feeling blue due to over-paying for your apartment?

Do your own research!

Eh what's that now Mr??

Hogzy

I stole a bar of Chocolate when i was 12. Never stole anything since and i am even ashamed to say i stole that chocolate bar. Then again i am not a thieving **** like the OP

Harry Angstrom

feelingblue wrote: »

Right I was in the chemist last weekend and casually stole a lipgloss, simply held it in the palm of my hand underneath my wallet and paid for other items I had picked up at the counter.

Got me thinking, this happens every so often. I hardly ever pay for birthday cards, usually slip them inside a newspaper and pay for that.

I never steal necessities just things I want and can't be bothered to pay for.

Actually just remembered this minute that I stole from Macy's in New York (Mac foundation)......that is pretty bad.

I think it started with stuffing Mr. Freeze's up the sleeve of my school uniform jumper .

So does anyone else steal stuff for fun? If so what kind of stuff and how often?

How are you fixed for pilfering a 32 inch HD-ready Saorview-approved TV for me? You could slip it inside your newspaper. They'll never know.

Slunk

Self service in supermarkets. Weigh everything as the cheapest thing i see.

feelingblue

TroutFisher wrote: »

I don't because i'm not a scumbag

It's not only scumbags that steal you know....look at Winona :eek:

chrismon

Not since I was a kid, would never think of stealing now

seanbmc

I've never stolen anything from a shop, ever.

Duckworth_Luas

MrStuffins wrote: »

Hi Alison

Still feeling blue due to over-paying for your apartment?

Do your own research!

Alison's username is lookingorange, not feelingblue!

MrStuffins

feelingblue wrote: »

It's not only scumbags that steal you know....look at Winona :eek:

Lol. I was joking at first but now I think you ARE Alison O'R!

Gee Bag

seanbmc wrote: »

I've never stolen anything from a shop, ever.

Just banks and post offices so. I admire your professionalism.

OneArt

My family does it for me. I keep them in the boiler house. They come out at night and go around the village stealing peoples' essences.

feelingblue

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

How are you fixed for pilfering a 32 inch HD-ready Saorview-approved TV for me? You could slip it inside your newspaper. They'll never know.

How romantic....Harry and feelingblue in manner of Bonny & Clyde

carfiosaoorl

You should probably seek help for that op.

feelingblue

seanbmc wrote: »

I've never stolen anything from a shop, ever.

You're great :cool:

Paparazzo

I did the old ice pop up the sleeve when I was younger. All my friends went through a phase of stealing when they were 14/15.
Wouldn't even dream of it now. Except downloading, that's the acceptable form of stealing

ejmaztec

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I hope you get caught OP.

He'll probably get caught by the mods.

MrStuffins

feelingblue wrote: »

Your great :cool:

More evidence that Alison is back!

G'WAN ALISON!

DirtyBollox

about once a day usually, nothing major, but if i had the chance i would defo download a car!

feelingblue

MrStuffins wrote: »

Lol. I was joking at first but now I think you ARE Alison O'R!

Stuffins I haven't a clue what you are on about but you can call me what you like

ghostchant

Back in the day I accidentally walked out of a newsagents without paying for my copy of the Beano. Ran back to pay for it though; I was a good boy.

According to my parents I managed to walk out of Dunnes holding a rather fetching set of Flintstones pajamas too, they returned them though.

sheesh

feelingblue wrote: »

Right I was in the chemist last weekend and casually stole a lipgloss, simply held it in the palm of my hand underneath my wallet and paid for other items I had picked up at the counter.

Got me thinking, this happens every so often. I hardly ever pay for birthday cards, usually slip them inside a newspaper and pay for that.

I never steal necessities just things I want and can't be bothered to pay for.

Actually just remembered this minute that I stole from Macy's in New York (Mac foundation)......that is pretty bad.

I think it started with stuffing Mr. Freeze's up the sleeve of my school uniform jumper .

So does anyone else steal stuff for fun? If so what kind of stuff and how often?

Kleptomania !! For Shame op!

Jaafa

I wouldn't do anything that I wouldn't like done to me.

I take it you'd be perfectly ok if someone stole from you OP? Or is that 'different'?

johndoe99

the government has been stealing off us for years, and they get away with it, don't figure.

Gee Bag

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

You should probably seek help for that op.

Are you suggesting the OP should form a gang of thieves?

leggo

feelingblue wrote: »

Right I was in the chemist last weekend and casually stole a lipgloss, simply held it in the palm of my hand underneath my wallet and paid for other items I had picked up at the counter.

Got me thinking, this happens every so often. I hardly ever pay for birthday cards, usually slip them inside a newspaper and pay for that.

I never steal necessities just things I want and can't be bothered to pay for.

Actually just remembered this minute that I stole from Macy's in New York (Mac foundation)......that is pretty bad.

I think it started with stuffing Mr. Freeze's up the sleeve of my school uniform jumper .

So does anyone else steal stuff for fun? If so what kind of stuff and how often?

You're such a madzer.

The Rook

Fizman wrote: »

Well I like many others would not 'physically' steal items from shops. However I do download the odd file from the internet and I know that is bold.

A lesser man than myself, not me mind, but a lesser man, might call you a bit of an itinerant for doing what you do so often.

Perhaps a less enlightened man than yourself, a cruder man than you -- a man less sensitized to the qualities and charms and value of women -- a man like that; not you, but a man like that: he just might call her an itinerant yeah?

Thanks McNulty.

summerskin

OP is clearly a scumbag. Theft is theft. Scum.

MrStuffins

feelingblue wrote: »

Stuffins I haven't a clue what you are on about but you can call me what you like

Oh OP, you continue your thievery as you've stolen my heart!

I hope you get caught and charged to the full extent of the law for the birthday cards and lipglosses though.

feelingblue

ghostchant wrote: »

Back in the day I accidentally walked out of a newsagents without paying for my copy of the Beano. Ran back to pay for it though; I was a good boy.

According to my parents I managed to walk out of Dunnes holding a rather fetching set of Flintstones pajamas too, they returned them though.

So you have never actually stolen anything....

feelingblue

Jaafa wrote: »

I take it you'd be perfectly ok if someone stole from you OP? Or is that 'different'?

There is always one :rolleyes:

feelingblue

Gee Bag wrote: »

Are you suggesting the OP should form a gang of thieves?

Who is with me!?

Jaafa

feelingblue wrote: »

There is always one :rolleyes:

Whats that supposed to mean?

My name is URL

The only thing I ever stole was a pack of football trading cards when I was 11.. and I got caught.

stovelid

summerskin wrote: »

Theft is theft.

Your profundities are wasted here and possibly deserve their own field of research.

MrStuffins

Seriously, what are the bets there will be an article in the Sindo this week exclaiming "<enter percentage of Boards users who say yes to stealing> % of Irish people admit to shoplifting"

roast

I remember when I was 10/11, I absent-mindedly picked up a bag of crisps (I think it was meanies) from the shelf in my local newsagents, while the owner was speaking to another customer, and walked out.
I realised what I did when I was outside, and was mortified. I stuffed the bag of crisps up my sleeve, and walked back in. I leaned down to the shelf again, snuck the crisps out my sleeve and pretended that I just picked them up.
I then walked up to the counter, and paid my 20p for them.

Because, I'm not a scumbag.

MrStuffins

feelingblue wrote: »

There is always one :rolleyes:

That's a perfectly valid question. Would you mind answering it?

conorhal

NEVER! I'm as honest as the day is long.... thank God we're aproaching Dec21 the shortest day of the year....

ghostchant

feelingblue wrote: »

So you have never actually stolen anything....

Nope. Why would I? Was just borrowing the stuff

feelingblue

MrStuffins wrote: »

Oh OP, you continue your thievery as you've stolen my heart!

Your pretty easy then.....30 mins and a few posts and I already have your heart :D

foxyboxer

Thou shalt not steal - God.


See OP you made God angry. Are you happy now? :mad:

ejmaztec

MrStuffins wrote: »

Seriously, what are the bets there will be an article in the Sindo this week exclaiming "<enter percentage of Boards users who say yes to stealing> % of Irish people admit to shoplifting"

There's more likely to be a short article on here:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/banlist.php