If you could go back in time and kill...

rednik

Lazarus

tommyhaas

K-9 wrote: »

Speaking of which, Thatcher.

How many grounds do you reckon that song will be sung in when she does die?

Mammanabammana

K-9 wrote: »

The damage is already done.

He could still be taken out to save future generations. A lot done, more to do; the motto of troublemakers.

marty1985

Best thing to do is interfere with as little as possible, avoid meeting anyone, trust me.

Dotrel

marty1985 wrote: »

Best thing to do is interfere with as little as possible, avoid meeting anyone, trust me.

Why, are you chicken or something?

The_B_Man

marty1985 wrote: »

Best thing to do is interfere with as little as possible, avoid meeting anyone, trust me.

Dotrel wrote: »

Why, are you chicken or something?

If you guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him.

Chuck Stone

Ian Paisley.
Margaret Thatcher.
Billy Wright.

I wouldn't just kill Billy Wright - I'd torture him.

Dotrel

The_B_Man wrote: »

If you guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him.

Fúck that, I'll brain the little bastard.

senorwipesalot

That Chopra cnut the minute he stepped off the plane,de bollix.

marty1985

The_B_Man wrote: »

marty1985 wrote: »

Best thing to do is interfere with as little as possible, avoid meeting anyone, trust me.

Dotrel wrote: »

Why, are you chicken or something?

If you guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him.

Are you trying to tell me that Dotrel has got the hots for me? This is heavy.

LETHAL LADY

Nobody famous but I would be waiting with a giant rock in the delivery room for a couple of local scumbags who messed with la mia famiglia.

Dotrel

marty1985 wrote: »

Are you trying to tell me that Dotrel has got the hots for me? This is heavy.

Great scott! You know I'd never interfere with you and you mother. The effects on the space-time continuum could be disastrous.

Stinicker

Dotrel wrote: »

And if Roy Keane had stuck around we would have won the World Cup in 2002.

A lot of what-if's based around Cork traitors.

I hope that comment was made towards Roy Keane.

Eamonn DeValera, and anyone that by killing them would have stopped Fianna Fail from ever coming into existence.

Ronin247

Dotrel wrote: »

And if Roy Keane had stuck around we would have won the World Cup in 2002.

A lot of what-if's based around Cork traitors.

He didnt leave........ he was sent home!!!!!:D

Steve Staunton, for stirring up the sh*t to cause the above

Tomk1

Travel back and lock 'jesus & mo' into a cage-fight, let them battle it out, same rules as thunderdome except 'two men enter, no-man leave'


Just to clarify I would never condone the killing of anyone dead or alive

Mike 1972

Biggins wrote: »

Do you mean in connection to his discovery of America?
He didn't really. The Vikings and Scandinavians alone got there before him and brought back word of its existence.

Prior to that all those millions of native Americans were completely unaware of their own existence ?

hidinginthebush

How has noone said hitler or Stalin?

DarylH

hidinginthebush wrote: »

How has noone said hitler or Stalin?

Because there obvious choices, think outside the box.

myflipflops

The first person who thought:

"Skinny jeans; men should definately wear them."

mattjack

where do i go from here wrote: »

Its nothing to with spuds or baccy or the lost settlers, its personal.

A very traumatic event happened in my life when I was 15 and if Raleigh had never existed I would be rich and famous now.

were ya shot at with a spud gun ? or is your real name Walter ?

Saila

Dotrel wrote: »

Churchill & FDR

are you a nazi or something

ITS_A_BADGER

Probably Dermot MacMurrough for causing the invasion of ireland

And richard de clare (strongbow)

cant help but think ireland would have turned out different if this didnt happen

Celly Smunt

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

Probably Dermot MacMurrough for causing the invasion of ireland

And richard de clare (strongbow)

cant help but think ireland would have turned out different if this didnt happen

probably would've fell to the French or Spanish,that'd be worse.

acidskiffle

George W. Bush

My name is URL

Erwin Schrödinger.. the stuff he done to that poor cat :mad:

Muckie

acidskiffle wrote: »

George W. Bush

I'd go even better.

George Bush's grandfather, Prescott Bush. Nazi fan!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/sep/25/usa.secondworldwar

Ellis Dee

sgb wrote: »

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Must be at least a week since AF hours slagged Bono

Who is AF, and why would he want to shag Bono?

There are countless cnuts I'd like to go back in time to kill, but after watching all those Star Trek programmes and similar things, I'm afraid the new timeline I'd create would probably be even worse than the one we're living in.:D:D:D

ITS_A_BADGER

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Who is AF, and why would he want to shag Bono?

There are countless cnuts I'd like to go back in time to kill, but after watching all those Star Trek programmes and similar things, I'm afraid the new timeline I'd create would probably be even worse than the one we're living in.:D:D:D

my dear im not sure if your trolling or not but AF= the after hours board and maybe you need to look a little bit closer at the post you quoted

TanG411

Shakespeare.

It would make studying English a lot easier.

Mammanabammana

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

Shakespeare.

It would make studying English a lot easier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBmnkk0QW3Q

No it wouldn't...

Leroy Lita

Dotrel wrote: »

And if Roy Keane had stuck around we would have won the World Cup in 2002.

A lot of what-if's based around Cork traitors.

how exactly was Michael Collins a traitor?

stewie01

adam.

Fart

Jesus (if he actually existed).

Teyla Emmagan

Peig.

Moany auld b(tch made generations of Irish kids miserable.

texidub

Fred Flinstone

corktina

Terry

Standard Toaster

oroukeda's mother.

WoollyRedHat

hidinginthebush wrote: »

How has noone said hitler or Stalin?

Everybody kills Hitler on their first trip
http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html

aaronjumper

One of the Euromillions lotto winners on the day they bought the ticket.
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous here I come! Kebabs for everyone!

LordSutch

RichieC wrote: »

I'd sink the mayflower just as it got over the horizon.

And what would that have achieved?

im invisible

heres my hit-list so far,

[√] Julius Caesar
[√] Jesus Christ
[x ] King James I
[√] Franz Ferdinand
[x ] Adolf Hitler
[√] J.F.K.
[√] Martin Luther King Jr.
[x ] Pope John Paul II
[x ] Margaret Thatcher
[√] Gianni Versace

missed a few, but shur, i've all the time in the world.. muhahahaha*cough*haha

DEFTLEFTHAND

The thug who got my brother. If I had him here before me now I would beat him to death with my bare fists.

im invisible

dog limps into a bar, says "i'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"

Ellis Dee

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

my dear im not sure if your trolling or not but AF= the after hours board and maybe you need to look a little bit closer at the post you quoted

LOL. In this country, we call people like you a tosikko. Look it up.;);)

I would have thought AH is the abbreviation for After Hours, but maybe I'm a bit of a tosikko myself.

I still can't figure out why anyone, male, female or zoological, would want to shag that sanctimonious phoney Bono. :eek::eek:

saa

Jesus.

Yahew

Karl Marx.

Tipsy McSwagger

Hitler could have saved the world for all we know.

Yahew

I suppose we mean "kill them before they do damage" right? I don't really get the whole kill Jesus thing ( except as possibly a typically dumb New Atheist dis wil kill al religin idea) but the point about Jesus was that he was killed fairly young anyway, and in fact he had to be killed. .

Terry

Mammanabammana wrote: »

You know Simon Cowell is still alive, right? As in, you don't have to go back in time to kill him. You could knock him off right now if you wanted to badly enough.

K-9 wrote: »

The damage is already done.

What he said.
You see, he has already polluted the airwaves for...

Fúck it. If you don't get it now, you never will.

hidinginthebush wrote: »

How has noone said hitler or Stalin?

I would have said them, but I admire Hitler's stance on killing Catholic priests.

The Arch Bishop who confirmed me (can't think of his name, but he's a Cardinal in Rome now) was impressed at the saint's name i chose. Maximilian Kolbe. He was killed by the NAZIs. Gave up his life to saw some Jewish dude. Very few people know of him.

What really happened was that Hitler prevented more Polish people from being born, and therefore less Poles coming over here and taking out jobs.

Now you can turn around and say that the Kolbe fella was a Catholic priest, and therefore would not have produced any offspring, but we all know that Catholic priests are really just horny bastards.
If he hadn't produced any offspring, then he would have been a paedophile.
Either way Hitler did the world a favour.

As for Stalin, had he not killed all those Ruskies, then, wait, I actually don't know. Maybe it was a bad thing. The Cold War might have been less entertaining though.

corktina wrote: »

Terry

Hi. A/S/L?
Well, your user name sort of gives away your sex and location.
What age are you?

I would like to make love to you. Just as long as you don't speak. I'm not too fond of the Cork accent.
Can you do a Scottish accent? I find that sexy on a woman. Not the Rab C. Nesbitt one. The mild one.

I was at my best in 1996, so you could go back to that time, make sweet love to me and then kill me. I look back with pleasure at our time together, and your method of murder.

coonecb1

Donald Rumsfeld.
Dick Cheney.

That is all.