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Hot French GF asked me...

Yahew · 2011-11-19 22:35:33

What is the time? I said , "half past 10, love". What do you think, should I have bothered telling her the time? She has a watch, and an iPhone.

19-11-2011 11:35pm

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Yahew

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What is the time?

I said , "half past 10, love".

What do you think, should I have bothered telling her the time? She has a watch, and an iPhone.

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#2 19-11-2011 11:36pm

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How do you know someone's partner has an iPhone...

they tell you

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#3 19-11-2011 11:37pm

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Should have strapped the watch to your 'member', flashed it and asked her to look for herself!

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#4 19-11-2011 11:37pm

Oscars Well.

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I'm confused

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#5 19-11-2011 11:38pm

hiscan

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Was her phone left on the coffee table?

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#6 19-11-2011 11:38pm

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Hot French Grilled Fish?

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#7 19-11-2011 11:38pm

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Oscars Well. wrote: »

I'm confused

Thats ok - your daffy!

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#8 19-11-2011 11:38pm

Yahew

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It just makes me a bit mad that my hot french gf won't use her own equipment to tell the time, and I thought I's drunkenly share this trivial story.

Also I have a hot French girl friend.

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#9 19-11-2011 11:39pm

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France: not fat chicks allowed.

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#10 19-11-2011 11:39pm

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This is going to be on of those "Je t'aime..ooooo Je t'aime '' threads .

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#11 19-11-2011 11:39pm

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Was her phone on the coffee table?

Damn - too slow.

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#12 19-11-2011 11:39pm

Superbus

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I think the problem here is that her large, succulent French breasts (that definitely really exist) block her view of any timekeeping device.

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#13 19-11-2011 11:40pm

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You should have said..............

BONJOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......Ya cheese eating surrender monkey, its 10:40pm

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#14 19-11-2011 11:41pm

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Latchy wrote: »

This is going to be on of those "Je t'aime..ooooo Je t'aime '' threads .

Nah. It's gonna be one of those closed threads.

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#15 19-11-2011 11:41pm

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i get jokes

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#16 19-11-2011 11:42pm

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iPhone G4s?

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#17 19-11-2011 11:43pm

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#18 19-11-2011 11:43pm

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They robbed our World Cup spot, so you tell her nothing....NOTHING!

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#19 19-11-2011 11:44pm

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Abi wrote: »

Nah. It's gonna be one of those closed threads.

20...19...18...17...16...15...

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#20 19-11-2011 11:52pm

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I had the same thing happen to me last week.

I was on my hot French GF's yacht, talking to her Father about which high-end sports car I would by, while we sailed to her next photo shoot in London....and she asked ME 'What time is it'.

She didn't have a watch because she was wearing a tiny bikini - but she had her iPad sitting next to her. I was like, 'wtf'

Women

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#21 19-11-2011 11:53pm

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Biggins wrote: »

Should have strapped the watch to your 'member', flashed it and asked her to look for herself!

Dude??????

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#22 20-11-2011 12:21am

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NEXT!!!!!

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#23 20-11-2011 12:22am

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Yahew wrote: »

Hot French GF asked me....

and then you woke up.

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#24 20-11-2011 12:42am

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Oscars Well. wrote: »

I'm confused

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056456188
Post #10.

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#25 20-11-2011 12:48am

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Do you have a French girl friend by any chance OP? Not something I would be bragging about my self personally.

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#26 20-11-2011 12:51am

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Pics or G....

Ah, why bother. pics will be imaginary too.:(

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#27 20-11-2011 12:52am

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Biggins wrote: »

Should have strapped the watch to your 'member', flashed it and asked her to look for herself!

As in "Got the time on you cóck ?" ?

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#28 20-11-2011 12:59am

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Sounds like you're in the merde OP.

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#29 20-11-2011 1:02am

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Does she shave ?

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#30 20-11-2011 1:02am

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I'M CLOSING THIS THREAD NOW BECAUSE IT'S A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS

I wish

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#31 20-11-2011 1:07am

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I have a hot Italian girlfriend and she has a Samsung Galaxy S2.

I win.

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#32 20-11-2011 1:24am

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Meh.

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