McDonalds

corktina

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same? Can they actually fly do you think, fat bastards.

Hail 2 Da Thief

More importantly, why do you eat McDonalds food? It's rank!

biko

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?
It is

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac
They're nice

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?
Some do, ask for fatty straws

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup
Because most others love ketchup, just leave it on the counter

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs
Because you're supposed to drive home with your purchase, not eat it in the carpark

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same? Can they actually fly do you think, fat bastards.
I don't know

MagicMarker

BigMac sucks donkey balls. Seriously, it's the most pathetic ''burger'' available, 90% bread, 8% veg and 2% steamrolled patty.

Double quarter pounder ftw.

ringadingding

Why do I always think macdonalds is a great idea.

Until 5 mins after I finish my 'meal' when I feel like vomiting

RichieC

Worst stand up ever.

Chris P. Bacon

McDonalds is the best hangover food

themadchef

corktina wrote: »

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same?

All crows look the same to me.

Do you need to sit down for a while? All that fat is melting your brain cells.

corktina

biko wrote: »

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?
Some do, ask for fatty straws

What and give them the chance to say "there you go Fatty, have a nice day!"

acidskiffle

McDonalds is a waste of cash. Half an hour after eating it you're hungry again. Give me a local chipper any day.

UglyBolloxFace

corktina wrote: »

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same? Can they actually fly do you think, fat bastards.

I didn't know mentally challenged people were allowed to drive.

Corktina - Coming Soon to a Stand-Up venue in your area.

Call 1800-CRAP-JOKES for tickets.

minidazzler

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?

It is, it's the apple pie that will have a new flavour after the big mac.

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac

Pretty OK in general, except the "chicken" mcnuggets which are terrible.

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?

Because it's cheaper to have one standard size.

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup

Either don't use it, give it back, or ask for something else, your choice.

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs

Because you aren't really meant to eat in the car park, they assume you are gonna drive away for the most part. Why not just eat inside?

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same? Can they actually fly do you think, fat bastards.

Because you are racist, they don't all look the same you bigot.

Sooopie

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

McDonalds is the best hangover food

Absolutely. Large fries, sweet curry sauce dip, double cheeseburger, and a full fat coke with loadsa ice - helps the hangover no end

biko

Def best hangover food, with a large chocolate milkshake.

Big Nasty

In-N-Out Double Double is the only way to travel.

Like a cross between a Big Mac and an Eddie Rockets burger.

InkSlinger67

Flavoured cardboard

AnamGlas

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Flavoured cardboard

You aren't supposed to eat the box.

chin_grin

Why do I have the feeling that this is a copypasta from Facebook?

Celly Smunt

why doesn't anything taste as good as salty mcdonalds fries and chicken nuggets drenched in curry dip and washed down with a half water half coke drink to wash it down?

looks crap,is crap,but tastes amazing.

Hank Scorpio

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

McDonalds is the best hangover food

I strongly, strongly disagree with this

chin_grin

AnamGlas wrote: »

You aren't supposed to eat the box.

Well, there's a time and a place.

minidazzler

minidazzler wrote: »

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs

Because you aren't really meant to eat in the car park, they assume you are gonna drive away for the most part. Why not just eat inside?

I would have said the vast majority of people who get a drive through eat it in the car in the car park, whether or not they intended for people to do this is irrelevant they should provide bins which can be accessed from the car as it obvious people do it.

Personally I much prefer to get drive through and sit in the car listening to the radio than eat inside, If there is no drive through I often still go in and get a take away and go out and eat it in the car.

dark crystal

Why do McDonald's automatically put gherkins in the burgers? They're revolting and I don't know anyone who likes them.

board.eddy

corktina wrote: »

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac

Why don't they have wider straws so you can suck the Shake up them with out imploding you sinuses?

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup

Why don't they position the bins in the Car Park so you don't have to get out of the car? It's a DRIVE THRU ffs

How come all the Crows in the parking lot look the same? Can they actually fly do you think, fat bastards.

the 1/4 pounders with cheese can be very good

their ketchup is too sugary, horrible.

christ i'd love a maccy dees now :pac:

board.eddy

dark crystal wrote: »

Why do McDonald's automatically put gherkins in the burgers? They're revolting and I don't know anyone who likes them.

i love them, its the best thing about them

phasers

People actually eat those horrible apple pies?

They shouldn't even be allowed call them pies, it's just battered baby food.

corktina

:eek:but they are so sweet!

My name is URL

Double Qtr Pounder & Cheese w/ bacon ftw

800 calories of pure goodness

RachaelVO

Maccers always seems like a good idea, until an hour later an I'm starvin!

Doesn't fill a hole in your feckin tooth!

laoch na mona

why do you eat macdonalds?
are you severely skint

Chris P. Bacon

laoch na mona wrote: »

why do you eat macdonalds?
are you severely skint

McDonalds is more expensive than your average chipper.

mackg

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

McDonalds is more expensive than your average chipper.

Eurosaver?

the culture of deference

dark crystal wrote: »

Why do McDonald's automatically put gherkins in the burgers? They're revolting and I don't know anyone who likes them.

I worked for Mcdo's 20 years ago.

They used to send someone down to basement every hour, get them to open a rubbish bag to do a food count. It way a way for them to monitor wasteage. We heard that the pickles were put on burgers to check if the sales tally matched the amount of average discarded pickles.

RachaelVO wrote: »

Maccers always seems like a good idea, until an hour later an I'm starvin!

Doesn't fill a hole in your feckin tooth!

The fact that one burger can have pieces of upto 600 cows should keep us all away from the place.

But nevertheless Mcdo's food is a great cure for constipation.

1 Big mac
1 supersize coke
1 fries
1 caramel sunday

walk around at a medium pace for 10 minutes and wait

SirLemonhead

Sooopie wrote: »

Absolutely. Large fries, sweet curry sauce dip, double cheeseburger, and a full fat coke with loadsa ice - helps the hangover no end

You can get a coke with fat in it now? :pac:

Yahew

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

McDonalds is more expensive than your average chipper.

Cheeseburger is 99p.

Thats all I ever get, when jogging past a local McD's, as a treat. One thing in their favour- its old school fast food. Ask and get immediately. With a lot of modern fast food you might as well take a seat in a restaurant. No waiting is fast. Anything else, is slow.

psychward

corktina wrote: »

Why isn't a Big Mac the same if you don't have an Apple Pie to follow?

What does all the other stuff taste like? I only ever have a Big Mac

The first two question statements are contradictory. You claim you only ever have a Big Mac and wonder what the other stuff tastes like yet then assume a position of knowledgeability concerning the taste and after effects on tastebuds of a McDonalds Apple Pie. I am tempted to call Shenanigans :pac:

Big Nasty

Yahew wrote: »

Cheeseburger is 99p.

Yeah, but you need about six of them to be full and you belch half an hour later and you're hungry again.

Kinda defeats the purpose!

starbelgrade

I don't eat processed food, I never get take aways & I don't drink fizzy drinks.

But once, maybe twice a year, I have a Big Mac, large fries & a Fanta.

And I do be fucking lovin' it.

Big Nasty

starbelgrade wrote: »

I don't eat processed food, I never get take aways & I don't drink fizzy drinks.

But once, maybe twice a year, I have a Big Mac, large fries & a Fanta.

And I do be fucking lovin' it.

To be honest I don't eat a whole lot of processed food myself and only do a Mickey D's about once every three months. Each time I do I leave dissapointed. Gimmee a 1/4 pounder and chips from an Italian chipper any day of the week.

patrickbrophy18

MagicMarker wrote: »

Double quarter pounder ftw.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that a half-pounder?:D

saa

corktina wrote: »

Why do they always give me Ketchup? I hate Ketchup

Lies all lies, I've been there twice in the last while (first time in a few years)
and I've had to ask for two measly sachets of ketchup both times.

Is its Heinz ketchup? It tastes nicer than heinz in the bottle.


Anywho I won't be going back if I'm going to eat fried food its going to be a decent chipper.

Abi

A lot of people are quite passive here about what their food does to you. I watched a documentary before about a guy called Morgan Spurlock. In truth, I had to switch the thing off after about 10-15 mins in, I started to feel sick watching him. When it was re-ran I watched it through, and it's a real eye-opener.

The idea behind this documentary was to see what effects it would have on his body after living solely on Maccy D's for month. Of course normal people wouldn't live off it for a month, but it was interesting nonetheless. He was advised by doctors during the filming to quit his McDonalds diet because it was beginning to cause serious health implications, and in particular they were concerned about diabetes. During what they did get filmed up to that point, he had gained nearly two stone.

His first day on the job :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATYJx3x0nyo

Yahew

Abi wrote: »

The idea behind this documentary was to see what effects it would have on his body after living solely on Maccy D's for month. Of course normal people wouldn't live off it for a month, but it was interesting nonetheless. He was advised by doctors during the filming to quit his McDonalds diet because it was beginning to cause serious health implications, and in particular they were concerned about diabetes. During what they did get filmed up to that point, he had gained nearly two stone.

His first day on the job :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

http://youtu.be/ATYJx3x0nyo

Obviously if you only eat McDonalds three times a day and you GO Large its going to have a major effect. On the other hand a cheese-burger is less calorific than most sandwiches ( which is what it is).

I find that documentary as useful as someone who wanted to show the dangers of Guinness drowning 15 pints a day ( 5 per meal) and then pointing out the dangers to all Guinness drinkers.

No. SH*T. Sherlock.

I'll still have one or two pints on a Sunday afternoon.

emeraldstar

Yahew wrote: »

I'll still have one or two on a Sunday afternoon.

Pints or McDonalds?

Yahew

Pints, I corrected it.

Abi

Yahew wrote: »

Obviously if you only eat McDonalds three times a day and you GO Large its going to have a major effect.

Go back to the part of my post where I acknowledged that ffs.

I'll still have one or two on a Sunday afternoon.

Thanks for that information that is completely fucking useless to me, and good luck with that.

Dudess

McDonalds is muck but I do have one the odd time I'm drunk/hungover/having a serious late-evening munchies attack - probably averages about one every six weeks. I do think it's tasty.

emeraldstar

abi wrote:

Go back to the part of my post where I acknowledged that ffs.
...
That's for that information that is completely ****ing useless to me, and good luck with that.

Needless antagonism tbh.

biko

patrickbrophy18 wrote: »

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that a half-pounder?:D

Sure, who's counting anyway?

Calories

Yahew

Abi wrote: »

Go back to the part of my post where I acknowledged that ffs.

The why post and start with a sentence about how unconcerned we all were with the dangers of Mikey D's.

Thanks for that information that is completely fucking useless to me, and good luck with that.

Your posting of a 5 year old dull and largely rubbished documentary was massively entertaining however. We were all agog.

Abi

emeraldstar wrote: »

Needless antagonism tbh.

His post in reply to me was the most ignorant piece of crap, and needlessly aggressive.


Whatever you say, doll-face.