***ALL OT CHAT HERE***

johnos1984

Johntegr wrote: »

I'm not even going to click that!

Right said Fred

-Corkie-

johnos1984 wrote: »

Right said Fred

Did you go to see that car???

Ardennes1944

MetzgerMeister wrote: »

Thanks to the lovely weather I spent from 12 today (with a few breaks) working on the car and I'm only finished now.

Washed the wheels, the car, dried it, de-tarred it, clayed it, washed it, dried it, polished it and waxed it with Megs gold class wax then with megs NXT wax.

I then dressed the tyres and went at the wiper arms with G-Techniq trim restorer (I love that stuff!). Then I started cleaning the trim at the bottom of the windscreen fully intending to restore it but quickly realized that it would be a trim-off job. Leaving that for another day.

Tomorrow I have the following planned: polish the glass inside and out, hoover the interior and mats, clean the leather and treat it.

This weather really gets me in the mood for doing all this stuff

You need a girlfriend man, one thats not a car

randylonghorn

johnos1984 wrote: »

I realised teachers make poor learners

Having done in-service with you lot, you don't have to convince me!

Teachers really have no idea of how many of their students' bad classroom habits / attitudes they subconsciously pick up themselves!

johnos1984

randylonghorn wrote: »

Having done in-service with you lot, you don't have to convince me!

Teachers really have no idea of how many of their students' bad classroom habits / attitudes they subconsciously pick up themselves!

I HATE inservice

randylonghorn

Ardennes1944 wrote: »

You need a girlfriend man, one thats not a car

If he spends as much time lovingly running his hands over her, she'll never let him out of the bedroom!

MetzgerMeister

Ardennes1944 wrote: »

You need a girlfriend man, one thats not a car

Cars don't talk back no matter how much you fondle them or stick your key in

Ardennes1944

He'd probably even want to do that kinda stuff in the car not the bedroom knowing him

Johntegr

randylonghorn wrote: »

If he spends as much time lovingly running his hands over her, she'll never let him out of the bedroom!

LOL This is true!

My GF gets jealous and just lunges at me and clings on for dear life to get attention when I'm with the car.

Ardennes1944

Clings onto what?

MetzgerMeister

Ardennes1944 wrote: »

Clings onto what?

Johntegr

MetzgerMeister wrote: »

She better not, because my car's pre-facelift!

/leaves to the OT thread.

MetzgerMeister

Johntegr wrote: »

She better not, because my car's pre-facelift!

/leaves to the OT thread.

/follows you and gives you a kick up the hole :mad:

randylonghorn

johnos1984 wrote: »

I HATE inservice

So apparently do most teachers*, so they wander in late; congregate at the back of the room; shuffle their feet; whisper; read Boards (probably!) on their phones; cough loudly; stare in front of them with glazed eyes; scratch themselves in inappropriate places; drop things loudly and take 5 minutes to pick them up; look obviously and repeatedly at their watches with 20 minutes to go; etc. etc.

Sound familiar? :P


* In all honesty, I don't blame them that much, though the couple of times I got caught I genuinely did try to introduce a little bit of humour / "lightness of being" into it.

johnos1984

randylonghorn wrote: »

So apparently do most teachers*, so they wander in late; congregate at the back of the room; shuffle their feet; whisper; read Boards (probably!) on their phones; cough loudly; stare in front of them with glazed eyes; scratch themselves in inappropriate places; drop things loudly and take 5 minutes to pick them up; look obviously and repeatedly at their watches with 20 minutes to go; etc. etc.

Sound familiar? :P


* In all honesty, I don't blame them that much, though the couple of times I got caught I genuinely did try to introduce a little bit of humour / "lightness of being" into it.

I'm guilty on all counts..........apart from dropping things, I just take a 20 minutes toilet break

TBH though you do get some good ideas but it's a pain when you get sat beside the class nerd which happened me the last day

randylonghorn

MetzgerMeister wrote: »

Cars don't talk back no matter how much you fondle them or stick your key in

Ah, jeez, lad, sorry for your trouble!

Ardennes1944 wrote: »

He'd probably even want to do that kinda stuff in the car not the bedroom knowing him

Why is the subject of dogging following me across 3 different countries this week?! :eek:

Johntegr wrote: »

My GF gets jealous and just lunges at me and clings on for dear life to get attention when I'm with the car.

Good strategy!

johnos1984 wrote: »

I'm guilty on all counts..........apart from dropping things, I just take a 20 minutes toilet break

>_>

I actually left that one out, I thought ye lot might be past that stage at least! :pac:

MetzgerMeister

randylonghorn wrote: »

Ah, jeez, lad, sorry for your trouble!

Metaphor :pac:

johnos1984

randylonghorn wrote: »

I actually left that one out, I thought ye lot might be past that stage at least! :pac:

If I ever sense your doing my in-service I'll do my best to make that vein in your head pop

Johntegr

Posts have been moved. Someone's gettin' a paddlin'. Oh sheeeeet.

MugMugs

You always know when RLH has been and gone. The thread is generally found in the gutter. I like gutter.

randylonghorn

Who's gone?!

johnos1984 wrote: »

If I ever sense your doing my in-service I'll do my best to make that vein in your head pop

Jeez, John, heavy homoerotic undertones there!! :eek:

I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited! :pac:

johnos1984

randylonghorn wrote: »

Jeez, John, heavy homoerotic undertones there!! :eek:

My posting has gone to shyte lately

What's in service?

johnos1984

RoverJames wrote: »

What's in service?

Teacher training after you've qualified.

You do about 2 or 3 days a year.

randylonghorn

RoverJames wrote: »

What's in service?

Karma getting its hands on teachers! :cool:


Drifting slightly back on-topic (in the off-topic thread! :pac:), anyone think the tickets for the Bavaria City Racing are very expensive? €75 pp for a day?!

Might give good views and somewhere to park your posterior, but that seems to be about it ... by the looks of the route you would see plenty from some of the public zones?

MugMugs

Waxed the car today and just got a phone call asking for a lift tomorrow which would mean putting a dirty Kayak on the roof which would mean roof racks and river water on my roof Working on a good reason to say no without sounding like I have OCD.

johnos1984

MugMugs wrote: »

Working on a good reason to say no without sounding like I have OCD.

Tell him you cleaned the interior and have diarrhea

MugMugs

johnos1984 wrote: »

MugMugs wrote: »

Working on a good reason to say no without sounding like I have OCD.

Tell him you cleaned the interior and have diarrhea

Ummmmmm.... Interesting thought alright....

Stheno

randylonghorn wrote: »

Karma getting it's hands on teachers! :cool:


Drifting slightly back on-topic (in the off-topic thread! :pac:), anyone think the tickets for the Bavaria City Racing are very expensive? €75 pp for a day?!

Might give good views and somewhere to park your posterior, but that seems to be about it ... by the looks of the route you would see plenty from some of the public zones?

Hah I have an assessment as a trainer every year, it's like a gruelling interview designed to figure out what you don't know

You know I was only talking to someone about those prices the other day and how the public zones are as good, are they trying to limit sales?

randylonghorn

They'll probably gear some of the stunts towards the "performance zones", I guess ... still, I have a feeling that unless they have pretty limited availability they'll find it hard to sell them at that price when there's plenty of free public zones.

Corporate customers might take a good few, I suppose.