Letters to Santa

L.Jenkins

So what are ye AH'ers looking to get your hands on this xmas? I'm still waiting for Grainne Seoige to land on my door step, but I'll be waiting

hondasam

should she not be going down your chimney?

John Doe1

1. Cocaine
2. Hookers
3. New Call of Duty

stupidusername

Do adults really expect to get presents for christmas?

Mint Sauce

stupidusername wrote: »

Do adults really expect to get presents for christmas?

Yes.

Aoifey!

I have to get a new phone since half the buttons have stopped working, but I don't want a new one. All the new ones are crap.

Samich

Clothes. Oh yay.

mattjack

how bout some new buttons ?

stupidusername

irish-stew wrote: »

Yes.

From who,and why?

Oscars Well.

John Doe1 wrote: »

1. Cocaine
2. Hookers
3. New Call of Duty

Dont get the new COD its woeful :pac:

Mint Sauce

stupidusername wrote: »

From who,and why?

Cos I have been good all year, and from anyone willing to buy them.

Kerrigooney

fuk all this year id say

L.Jenkins

hondasam wrote: »

should she not be going down your chimney?

I don't care if someone throws her through the front window, things would be done. Unspeakable things!

Teyla Emmagan

I want a LED nail dryer yoke.

phasers

A selection box

hondasam

stupidusername wrote: »

Do adults really expect to get presents for christmas?

It's the normal thing to do, buy presents for family.

klose

A dyson airblade.
Man those things are cool..

hondasam

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

I don't care if someone throws her through the front window, things would be done. Unspeakable things!

The big ass on her she would not fit down the chimney

ejmaztec

phasers wrote: »

A selection box

With the good bars missing?:(

stupidusername

hondasam wrote: »

It's the normal thing to do, buy presents for family.

I find it silly to expect presents when you're over like 17/18/20. It's only normal because that's what it's become about,because of commercialism.

stupidusername

irish-stew wrote: »

Cos I have been good all year, and from anyone willing to buy them.

If you got no presents from anybody would you be upset?

L.Jenkins

hondasam wrote: »

The big ass on her she would not fit down the chimney

It's alright, I've got a chimney brush in the shed. :P

On the subject of selection boxes, they shall be devoured!!

hondasam

stupidusername wrote: »

I find it silly to expect presents when you're over like 17/18/20. It's only normal because that's what it's become about,because of commercialism.

I can't agree with you on this, Christmas is one of those times you show your appreciation to those you love with presents.
I would be very disappointed if I did not get a present.

stupidusername

hondasam wrote: »

I can't agree with you on this, Christmas is one of those times you show your appreciation to those you love with presents.
I would be very disappointed if I did not get a present.

But it's because you've chosen to put that meaning to it.

Would you think your husband doesn't love you if he didn't buy you something?

Hasmunch

I still wake up every christmas expecting to find a Mr Frosty under the tree

df1985

"he knows youve been sleeping,
he knows when youre awake,
his name is larry murphy,
and he lives in your estate."

Happy christmas AH.

hondasam

stupidusername wrote: »

But it's because you've chosen to put that meaning to it.

Would you think your husband doesn't love you if he didn't buy you something?

we will not see this the same way because you are negative to the idea and that's fine.
No of course I would not think he didn't love me but he buys me a present to show me how much he does loves me.

Fbjm

Xbox k'nect, timberland coat, iPhone 4S and MacBook pro. They're all early presents except the k'nect, so looking forward to getting that

stupidusername

hondasam wrote: »

we will not see this the same way because you are negative to the idea and that's fine.
No of course I would not think he didn't love me but he buys me a present to show me how much he does loves me.

I'm not negative to the idea. The idea of getting something for someone you care about is great,i just don't agree with being told when to do it.surely it'd mean more for someone to get something for you because they happened to think of something you'd like or happen to see it and think of you,rather than buying something because they've had to spend a few weeks thinking of what to get because that's what you're meant to do by some made up commercial event. I just prefer there to be a bit more thought put into my presents.

hondasam

stupidusername wrote: »

I'm not negative to the idea. The idea of getting something for someone you care about is great,i just don't agree with being told when to do it.surely it'd mean more for someone to get something for you because they happened to think of something you'd like or happen to see it and think of you,rather than buying something because they've had to spend a few weeks thinking of what to get because that's what you're meant to do by some made up commercial event. I just prefer there to be a bit more thought put into my presents.

Tbh this post makes no sense to me,
you get a christmas present at christmas, my husband does not rush into the shops Christmas eve buying me something stupid.
Do you not get birthday presents on your birthday?

Flojo

My dream list would be... MW3, BF3, Skyrim, Arkham City, and a Nikon D5100. World peace would be nice too I guess.

cocoshovel

I usually buy myself something big every Xmass. Don't really expect presents at this age but someone always throws a selection box or shower gel box so its all cool.

volvoman480

hondasam wrote: »

The big ass on her she would not fit down the chimney

But what a lovely shapely ass it is..... Oh, I want Caroline Morahan too.... Lovely healthy girls...... :D

volvoman480

You must get a selection box or it's simply not Christmas...










FACT!!!!!!

hondasam

I'm going to be really sad now and say Advent calendar starts Christmas countdown for me.

volvoman480

hondasam wrote: »

I'm going to be really sad now and say Advent calendar starts Christmas countdown for me.

Normally I'd agree with you.. Have you got Sky? Turn on channel 356 and let Christmas roll... I can't wait.










































*feeling very lonely and wondering how hondasams ass compares to seoige or morahan...*;);)

wolf moon

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

So what are ye AH'ers looking to get your hands on this xmas?

Uncharted 3
CD's:
- Marillion "Holidays in Eden"
- Type O Negative "Slow, Deep and Hard"
- Vangelis (any of them would do actually)
- William Orbit "Strange Cargo" I and II
- some more CDs... (Sepultura, Paradise Lost, Iron Maiden, etc)


That'd be all. I have everything, I don't need anything else.

hondasam

volvoman480 wrote: »

Normally I'd agree with you.. Have you got Sky? Turn on channel 356 and let Christmas roll... I can't wait.

*feeling very lonely and wondering how hondasams ass compares to seoige or morahan...*;);)

The frontline is all about drink, i will tune in later.
My ass is much smaller than those ladies asses.

L.Jenkins

hondasam wrote: »

My ass is much smaller than those ladies asses.

I demand proof. That can be my xmas present this year if I get nothing else.

volvoman480

hondasam wrote: »

My ass is much smaller than those ladies asses.

ItsThatManAgain wrote: »

I demand proof. That can be my xmas present this year if I get nothing else.

I agree..... I'm very lonely tonight by the way sam so you can post the pics anytime in the next few minutes or so and I'll be delighted.











*looking forward to this*

volvoman480

I don't know about Santa coming early this year but I know someone who might..... hehe

paddy kerins

volvoman480 wrote: »

I don't know about Santa coming early this year but I know someone who might..... hehe

WHO???? :eek:

Lady von Purple

Two things:
A digital camera and a hair curler.
I have a new years wedding to attend and I need to prettify myself and take a whole load of photos!

texidub

A sock. I would ask for a pair, but I think that would be unpatriotic during these tough economic times.










And a bionic leg.

Thanks!

volvoman480

paddy kerins wrote: »

WHO???? :eek:

MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!


I'm waiting for hondasam to post pictures of her ass... She promised she would, and as you know, it's Christmas and therefore really poor form to break a promise...:p

volvoman480

You were right sam, this place cleared out pretty quickly.. I have that effect on people you know. I honestly don't know why.






















Now if I could just clean this gunk off of my keyboard......;);)

L.Jenkins

Nice to see someone received an early xmas gift.

Noo

Hasmunch wrote: »

I still wake up every christmas expecting to find a Mr Frosty under the tree

I got a Mr Glace one year, frostys French cousin.

starlit

1. Harmony
2. Boyfriend
3. Full Drivers Licence
4. New Place
5. Job

Harmony or peace and quiet and spending time with friends and family be more realistic at the moment though other wise nice box of chocolates or a hot water bottle! New laptop or car. Something warm, fuzzy, cosy, cuddly and huggable!

44leto

I want that bike the fat fkucer never gave me no matter how good a boy I was.

gcgirl

Oscars Well. wrote: »

John Doe1 wrote: »

1. Cocaine
2. Hookers
3. New Call of Duty

Dont get the new COD its woeful :pac:

Dont mind this BF fanboy it's savage