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Is Bill getting value for money?

  • 22-11-2011 12:18am
    #1
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭


    What does Jane the secretary on The Apprentice do other than say 'Yes Bill' when he rings her to send the candidates in. She was on facebook when he rang her tonight, she has no pen, paper, diary or any other paperwork on her desk. I think a light bulb on the wall which Bill could flick on and off would do the same job.


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  • #2
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    She does be under the desk during the boardroom bit to make sure Bill has a happy ending.


  • #3
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,160 ✭✭✭amacca


    phasers wrote: »
    She does be under the desk during the boardroom bit to make sure Bill has a happy ending.

    If the above is true OP then I'm afraid a light bulb wouldn't do the same "job" at all......unless Bill is some sort of sicko pervert with a hard on for both profit and light bulbs


    anyway more to the point....are we getting value for money having Bill and his alleged crotch masseuse take up space our precious precious television screens?


  • #4
    manlad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭manlad


    she's an actress??????

    thats not his office, its a rented boardroom.


  • #5
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    manlad wrote: »
    she's an actress??????

    thats not his office, its a rented boardroom.

    So Bill hired an actress to play a secretary in a board room he rented...do the candidates know its all a sham????


  • #6
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    manlad wrote: »
    she's an actress??????

    thats not his office, its a rented boardroom.

    Blasphemy, dont besmerch bill cullen:mad:


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  • #7
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,160 ✭✭✭amacca


    manlad wrote: »
    she's an actress??????

    thats not his office, its a rented boardroom.

    Really???????

    like OMG dude:eek:


  • #8
    manlad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭manlad


    amacca wrote: »
    Really???????

    like OMG dude:eek:

    yup, I hate to say it. Pretty handy number.

    I think the more important question here is:

    What the **** is with Jackie Lavins face, its expressionless. reminded me of the joker from batman


  • #9
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    phasers wrote: »
    She does be under the desk during the boardroom bit to make sure Bill has a happy ending.

    Is that why Bill is always thrashing around, sweating and pounding the table with his fists? Do you mean to say that she's under there sticking a baseball bat up his trumpet?


  • #10
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Is that why Bill is always thrashing around, sweating and pounding the table with his fists? Do you mean to say that she's under there sticking a baseball bat up his trumpet?
    She fulfils all her duties to a satisfactory manner.


  • #11
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    She does be under the desk during the boardroom bit to make sure Bill has a happy ending.

    So that's why she is his head secretary..


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  • #12
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    CJC999 wrote: »
    What does Jane the secretary on The Apprentice do other than say 'Yes Bill' when he rings her to send the candidates in.

    She also says "you can go in now"

    Definatly pulling in 50k a year MINIMUM.......


  • #13
    flahavaj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    *Insert oblibgatory liathróidí innuendo*


  • #14
    Micko23
    Registered Users Posts: 149 ✭✭Micko23


    I know she's an actress but Christ if she was that miserable and serious she wouldn't last too long in any busy reception!


  • #15
    flahavaj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,235 ✭✭✭✭flahavaj


    She's the image of Trapattoni's translator.


  • #16
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    I'm sure she's had a taste of his "golden apples"


  • #17
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,160 ✭✭✭amacca


    manlad wrote: »

    What the **** is with Jackie Lavins face, its expressionless. reminded me of the joker from batman

    curious...I always thought she had the expression of a woman who had just bitten into a lemon unsuspectingly.


  • #18
    The Davestator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,511 ✭✭✭The Davestator


    I love her deep sexy voice... My favourite part of the show.


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    manlad wrote: »
    she's an actress??????

    thats not his office, its a rented boardroom.

    Thats liathroidi


  • #20
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    the groutch wrote: »
    I'm sure she's had a taste of his "golden apples"

    I'd say she's drained the spuds many times


  • #21
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,160 ✭✭✭amacca


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I'd say she's drained the spuds many times


    aaah...so she is a big old hairy transvestite

    (just as I suspected tbh)


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  • #22
    harney
    Registered Users Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    manlad wrote: »
    she's an actress??????

    An adult actress, by the sounds of it


  • #23
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,986 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    pics etc.


  • #24
    manlad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭manlad


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    pics etc.


    http://rickoshea.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/wk1.png

    too lazy to embed


  • #25
    four18
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 460 ✭✭four18


    She has the personality of a plastic flower


  • #26
    mconigol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    She's actually the mastermind of Cullen's "empire" and The Apprentice is in fact one epic episode of The Secret Millionaire.

    Bill Cullen didn't even exist before 2008.


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