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Food Poisoning

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    #32
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    jonnyfingers wrote: »
    It's only real food poisoning if you have to shit in the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time.

    Real food poisoning is puking in the toilet while shitting in the sink :pac:


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    #33
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    My advice OP would just be to hide under a pile of coats and hope that somehow everything will work out :cool:


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    #34
    jonnyfingers
    Registered Users Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    kfallon wrote: »
    Real food poisoning is puking in the toilet while shitting in the sink :pac:

    Touché! :D


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    #35
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,072 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that you'll be doing time in Mountjoy for this.

    I hope the cons aren't allowed to work in the kitchens.


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    #36
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Also, why do you give your mobile number to people that you try to kill?

    Rookie mistake.

    Indeed, Altair would not be impressed.


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    #37
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    This is pretty much your life over, this is the only instance in irish law where the electric chair can be used


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    #38
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    kfallon wrote: »
    Real food poisoning is puking in the toilet while shitting in the sink :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrb7_XIIbhI



    :pac:


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    #39
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    That's why you should keep the poison on a different shelf than the salt and vinegar.


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    #40
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    amandaf675 wrote: »
    Well, i work in a chipper and have been accused of giving someone food poisoning!
    Woke up this mornin with a very nasty text off this person saying i will be recieving the doctors bill!
    I Am nealy 100% shur i did not give him food poisoning because i had something that was cooked for the same time and im fine!
    i Wouldnt be responsible for doctors bills surely?

    "Salt and vinegar?"
    "Oh yes please"
    "There ye go, that'll be €2.20..oh and take my number aswell just incase ye need it"

    .....:confused::confused::confused:


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    #41
    Randy Anders
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭Randy Anders


    There's a nasty vomiting bug going around at the mo, loads of people are sick with it so he'll find it hard to prove it was your chipper that made him ill

    Also, there is almost no situation in life that doesn't offer an op-perch-tuna-ty for a good fish pun, so there you are!


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    #42
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    If it was real food poisoning they'd be more worried about the dry-cleaning and carpet-cleaning bills than the doctor's bill.


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    #43
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    amandaf675 wrote: »
    its a very small local chipper so everyone knows me

    how small...?


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    #44
    Naomi00
    Registered Users Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Naomi00


    Well if someone accuses a restaurant or hotel etc of food poisoning it has to be investigated by the Food Safety Authority I think.

    So if it was investigated and found out that the OP didn't cause the food poisoning then you won't have to pay for anything.


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    #45
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Sounds to me like this person has not so much a chip on his shoulder but a sack of potatoes .


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