can you tell if someone's a virgin

fryup

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work late 40s never married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

Professey Chin

fryup wrote: »

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work late 40s never married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

I guarantee you shes up for anything. Its all a front.
Go find her dungeon and report back here

Snakeblood

fryup wrote: »

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work late 40s never married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

Look at what kind of olive oil she buys. It's a clear indicator.

INEEDANID

I reckon your a virgin!

chin_grin

Yeah, she sounds like the text book deviant.

smash

fryup wrote: »

very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..

Beware of the quiet ones! She probably has a complete collection of every Ann Summers strap on and whips.

Captain Darling

chin_grin wrote: »

Yeah, she sounds like the text book deviant.

She has to walk away because she'll start bashing the bean off herself if she hears all this sex talk.

Fairly obvious tbh.

Logical Fallacy

fryup wrote: »

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work late 40s never married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

Perhaps she just doesn't like listening to a load of dudes in work lying about their sexual experience?

cosmicfart

fryup wrote: »

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work late 40s never married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

Id say she just doesnt like u and the people u associate with OP. Probably thinks u an ass when u make sexual innuendo and walks awwy thinking to herself "I hate the spotty 21 year old virgin and his pubescent vitriol"

dont take it personal though :rolleyes:

MagicSean

fryup wrote: »

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work late 40s never married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

She could be a virgin, or the victim of violent sexual abuse.

shangri la

ask her what her favourite position is so long as human resources have a sense of humour.

hondasam

fryup wrote: »

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work late 40s never married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

Maybe something happened to her in the past, traumatic experience.

Really you and the lads would want to grow the fcuk up.

smash

shangri la wrote: »

ask her what her favourite position is so long as human resources have a sense of humour.

I think it's obvious from the description that she'd like to be the middle of the human centipede.

foxyboxer

shangri la wrote: »

ask her what her favourite position is so long as human resources have a sense of humour.

The JFK.

Splatter all over her as she tries to get out of the car.

woodoo

You haven't told us if she is good looking or not?

stovelid

You and 'The Lads' sound like 13 year-olds.

Irish Guitarist

No. I couldn't care less and wouldn't have any interest in discussing someones sex life or lack of it with other people. No wonder she walks away from 'the lads' in work if this is their sole interest in life.

Fart

INEEDANID wrote: »

I reckon your a virgin!

His a virgin?

ejmaztec

fryup wrote: »

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work late 40s never married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

She's probably worried that the cops will find the six guys she's got chained up in her cellar.

sophieblake

I am with Hondasam on this. I bet the "office banter" is offensive to her.

And why assume just because she does not laugh herself stupid at your innuendo she never had sex.

Grow the fcuk up

fryup

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Perhaps she just doesn't like listening to a load of dudes in work lying about their sexual experience?

stovelid wrote: »

You and 'The Lads' sound like 13 year-olds.

its lads and ladies at work, we never talk explicitly

Logical Fallacy

fryup wrote: »

we never talk explicitly

Some of the most explicit chats about sex i have ever had were with female co-workers.

Live a little.

philstar

virgins are usually uptight saddos

like this lot

Dotrel

philstar wrote: »

virgins are usually uptight saddos

like this lot

I suspect the guy in the red t-shirt lost his virginity a long time ago, most likely in Thailand.

44leto

fryup wrote: »

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work neve late 40sr married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

Sigmund Freud, so is this the behaviour of all virgins, personally I have met sluts who display some of those symptoms. But so what if she is, what is wrong with being a virgin. Some people are just not into sex the way others are.

pajunior

philstar wrote: »

virgins are usually uptight saddos

like this lot

The wan on the right would get it.

Son Of A Vidic

fryup wrote: »

There's this woman at work late 40s never married

Doesn't mean she's not in a relationship.

fryup wrote: »

very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her.never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Probably because she thinks you are all a bunch of stupid, creepy, immature pricks.

fryup wrote: »

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

No, the tell tale sign is usually from the sexually frustrated virgins who ain't getting any. When you walk the walk, you don't need to talk the talk.

smash

philstar wrote: »

virgins are usually uptight saddos

Some day someone might say that to your 12yr old daughter....

Boom_Bap

Does she go to post it on a public internet forum? If so, yes. All people that post on public forums are virgins. FACT.

Galtee

fryup wrote: »

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work late 40s never married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

Is the lady you are referring to your secondary school teacher by any chance? If so, then at least you have an excuse for this silly thread. :rolleyes:

Cee-Jay-Cee

Take her out for a drink, get her bladdered and roide her silly!!

BraziliaNZ

Used to work in the civil service in Ireland. There were definitely women in there in their 40s, 50s, etc that were virgins. There's no way in hell these women ever went near dick, voluntarily anyway, I would imagine there were a lot of pent up frustrated uncles and priests in whatever hell hole one horse village they grew up in.

I Heart Internet

OP and his lads clearly fancies this lady.

sophieblake

I Heart Internet wrote: »

OP and his lads clearly fancies this lady.

OP and his lads clearly like double meaning talk and enjoy getting negative reaction from this co-worker. Be careful you don't get a sexual harrassment accusation

Captain Darling

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Some of the most explicit chats about sex i have ever had were with female co-workers.

Live a little.

Time to call in sexual harassment panda.

sensibleken

you can usually tell if theyre a virgin if their vagina bleeds after you ride them

Fromthetrees

can you tell if someone's a virgin

No

AnonoBoy

- "See yer wan over there? She's deffo a virgin!"
"Ah yeah I reckon yer right there alright."
- "Ah yeah, deffo virgin."
"Defo."
- "Yup. Virgin alright."


Sounds like the conversation of 16 year olds all desperately trying to convince each other that they've definitely "got the ride".

John Doe1

Yeah when people start threads called "can you tell if someones a virgin", telltale overcompensation from the op.:)

44leto

I wonder do I display similar symptoms due to me not getting any in about 5 months 20 day and 21 hours or so.

stupidusername

If she is,so what? Maybe it's her choice,maybe it's not. Some knobs act like they're great with women when they're virgins themselves,personality doesn't give away sexual or relationship status.

Fratton Fred

Does she keep cats? Single women with cats are ALWAYS a virgin.

John Doe1

44leto wrote: »

I wonder do I display similar symptoms due to me not getting any in about 5 months 20 day and 21 hours or so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revirginify

brummytom

In before brummytom

44leto

John Doe1 wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revirginify

LOL
So I am a revirgin somehow that feels good and I look forward to rebreaking it**and soon**the next one that looks at me crooked.:eek:

LighterGuy

can you tell if someone's a virgin

I agree with Fromthetrees and thats simply no.
Doesnt matter if they are so quiet or seemingly socially awkward. Dont mean jack. Cause how well can you know someone?

I could list a few girls who i've known who were seeming so shy, quiet and even to the point you think they were innocent.... ALL BULLSH*T!
One girl in particular had a group of male friends. The bike of the group. A real slut like. But looking or talking to her you think she was a shy, nice girl.

you just dont know people.

stupidusername

John Doe1 wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revirginify

Get to writing! Give me another few months and I can write the female story

John Doe1

stupidusername wrote: »

Get to writing! Give me another few months and I can write the female story

Thats a hell of a sacrafice to write a wikipedia article:P

stupidusername

John Doe1 wrote: »

Thats a hell of a sacrafice to write a wikipedia article:P

I wouldn't be doing it on purpose

dunphy3

fryup wrote: »

In a person's characteristics i mean,

There's this woman at work late 40s never married, very nervous, up-tight and hyper-sensitive can't say boo to her..never engages in the "office" banter, and walks away when ever anything sexual is being discussed.

Because of this all the lads reckon she's a virgin..but is that a tell-tale sign? are virgins less worldly less extrovert than others??

just ask

John Doe1

stupidusername wrote: »

I wouldn't be doing it on purpose

If you are a women i suggest going to Dr. Quirkeys funtime emporium, youll be bucked in no time