Home alone. Into second bottle of red and new baby daughter comes home tomorrow..YAY

Ghost Buster

Im very happy..:D
Yeeeeha?
or
Whoopie?

Celly Smunt

thanks for sharing.

phasers

Congratulations

Now stop drinking and go arrange some teddies or something.

Kiera

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2nd bottle and you've a screaming brat coming home tomorrow? Stupid Brave man!

John Doe1

im really hoping your not female

Saila

did you give the old one away :mad:

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Kiera wrote: »

2nd bottle and you've a screaming brat coming home tomorrow? Stupid Brave man!

Yes but i can sleep til noon and screaming brat is actually sleeping 4 hour stretches and happy as a.... baby...

ArtSmart

keep drinking. you wont get the chance to do so with the same abandon again for a long, long time.

enjoy and congrats

eth0

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Enjoy your last day for the next 2 or 3 years not cleaning up someone else's shoite and cleaning their arse on a daily basis

Saila

we cant tell tell the tone of how you say the first two options so it makes no sense

HLecter

A baby ......... awwww
.
awwwwww.


awwwwwwwww

Ghost Buster

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ArtSmart wrote: »

keep drinking. you wont get the chance to do so with the same abandon again for a long, long time.

enjoy and congrats

Thats the very reason im drinking it. Its been taunting me for the last month where a drive to the hospital was a constant threat.

admiralofthefleet

i became a dad 5 weeks ago and even 2 pints has me wrecked now. best of luck with the severe lack of sleep op

El Guapo!

Now's your chance.....pack your bags, shít on the floor, and leave.

TheZohanS

Best of luck with the little Slimer!

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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i became a dad 5 weeks ago and even 2 pints has me wrecked now. best of luck with the severe lack of sleep op

Been through it before. it aint so bad.......:eek:

HLecter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltjT25GyXTM

Ghost Buster

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Must plan the Christening...................................

carfiosaoorl

Aww congrats

biko

Congrats! but slow down on the wine now so you're fresh tomorrow.

Kiera

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Ghost Buster wrote: »

Yes but i can sleep til noon and screaming brat is actually sleeping 4 hour stretches and happy as a.... baby...

4 hours :eek:

It takes me that to go to sleep! ^ this is the reason i'll never have kids

Well that and the green shíte that comes out their arse.

Clover

Congrats Daddyman , and take biko's advice .

Jesus Shaves

Get another couple of bottles of wine!
Cause it's gonna be a long time before you get the chance to have another!

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biko wrote: »

Congrats! but slow down on the wine now so you're fresh tomorrow.

Theyre single serving bottles..sheeesh!!!!

headmaster

Celebrate your childs birth, but not by getting drunk, please.

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headmaster wrote: »

Celebrate your childs birth, but not by getting drunk, please.

yes head master:o

whatislife

"new baby"

it's not a toy ffs.

"i got my new call of duty woohoo"

:mad:

YumDeiseMum

Whoopee?

Congratulations

You may as well stay up all night and get in training for tomorrow and every night for the next few weeks lol

phasers

Are you not collecting the Mammy and baby from the hospital?

If you are then stop drinkng, if you're not then why not ye lazy bollox :pac:

martic

Whoopee?

Congratulations, sit back and enjoy a well deserved drink of wine as alot of people don't know how hard labour is for the father










makikomi can i borrow your flak jacket, its ground hog time

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phasers wrote: »

Are you not collecting the Mammy and baby from the hospital?

If you are then stop drinkng, if you're not then why not ye lazy bollox :pac:

I have staff to do such for me. And the live in nanny is on hand if i have a hang over which is unlikely with this particular vintage.

TheZohanS

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I have staff to do such for me. And the live in nanny is on hand if i have a hang over which is unlikely with this particular vintage.

I made these for you.

Tazio

Our latest addition is 9 weeks old... We had a bottle of wine at the weekend... It does get easier..

Congrats to you and your partner..

Just doing a feed now and surfing on the phone. AH is good craic during the night feeds!!

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I justy feel that as a recoviring alcoholic doing reaely well thise last 7 years there is no harm in me havin a drink now. I mean if not now then when hey? Its not like I feel the nead to go back on tha gear much or anything.

niallb

Congrats. I remember that night well. Very few home alone since!
Get to sleep, plenty of water and have a berocca handy in the morning!
My eldest was born at ten to closing time, and by the time I got home I had to ring a mate in Australia to share a few pints with over the phone. Driving him home from the Coombe the next day was a strange one. Not hungover or anything, but just the feeling of having him in the back of the car for the first time. He was twelve last weekend...

iggy

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Open a 3rd bottle and report back tomorrow

4zn76tysfajdxp

My wife and I can't have children. I'll give you twenty grand for your baby.

Chuck Stone

Reminds me of a quote from The Terminator.

Reese: Listen, and understand. That terminator baby is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Congrats on your new little terminator baby. :pac:

bicardi19

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I justy feel that as a recoviring alcoholic doing reaely well thise last 7 years there is no harm in me havin a drink now. I mean if not now then when hey? Its not like I feel the nead to go back on tha gear much or anything.

:eek:

Fromthetrees

bicardi19 wrote: »

:eek:

:eek:

hondasam

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Im very happy..:D
Yeeeeha?
or
Whoopie?

New baby girl, lucky you. Enjoy your drink tonight but be nice and fresh in the am for picking up the little bundle.
Oh and congrats.

looking forward to the thread when the little bundle is screming her lungs out at 3am, but we will be here for you, to support you all the way.

nice_very

speaking as someone who will probably never father a baby. my advice is: enjoy it. involve ur child in ur world, she will be all the better for it... damn Im sad now.. so JUST KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE

Captain Graphite

Fromthetrees wrote: »

bicardi19 wrote: »

:eek:

:eek:

:pac:

....uh, I mean, :eek:

calabi yau

New baby coming home tomorrow and not only are you getting hammered but you're shouting it from the roof tops. Wheres the ring social services option?

Adyx

calabi yau wrote: »

New baby coming home tomorrow and not only are you getting hammered but you're shouting it from the roof tops. Wheres the ring social services option?

Get over yourself. The OP is celebrating, not "getting hammered" and certainly not on 2 quarter bottles. Good luck with ringing social services about a guy having a couple of drinks in his own home by the way. I'm sure they'll be more polite than I could be when telling you where to go.

mconigol

"New baby" implies there is is an old one.....?

Who's minding that one eh???

eyesquirm

It's 7.30 am. Hope you were man enough to stay up all night drinking.
You still have time to go out and get a hooker, celebrate in style.
What harm would it do?

Frank Black

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I justy feel that as a recoviring alcoholic doing reaely well thise last 7 years there is no harm in me havin a drink now. I mean if not now then when hey? Its not like I feel the nead to go back on tha gear much or anything.

Well, living with a new baby is not unlike living with an alcoholic, there's the mood swings, poor hand eye co-ordination, waking up in the middle of the night demanding a drink, the incontinence.

Best of luck.

efb

Firstly congrats- secondly what year?

calabi yau

TheZohan wrote: »

I made these for you.

Oh ****, thats hillarious, thanks man, robbed

stovelid

As it's AH, I should really be telling you at tedious and mind-nmbing length that I won't ever have kids despite being 21 and livnig with my ma.

But congratulations.