So your down to your last €5 note. What do you do.

Copper_pipe

Well what would you do

cson

2 x bottle of Toilet Duck.

Shots of it out of the cap.

Alternatively;

Trap 3 in the 12:12 Crayford.

You now have €20. :ccol:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Spend it.

Aoifey!

Scratch cards.

TheZohanS

Break out the €50's.

Tazio

Buy something and give the banks 23%....

The King of Moo

Get a job.

Latchy

Give it to the St Vincent de Paul .

antodeco

Sucky sucky?

Cill Dara Abu

Go on the game

flash1080

Go to the bookies.

M5

Pub.....

CamperMan

start using the toilet roll

Geansai Rua

Go to the money tree

OR

Get a job....


*runs away

Cill Dara Abu

Shot of sambuca

SteelyDanJalapeno

Stick it on any Man city game to go over 2 goals, easy money

Jesus Wept

500 flogs.

FatherLen

put it on red!!!

ITS_A_BADGER

so your 5 euros up not 5 euros empty i dont know i dont believe in the glass half full half empty load of bollox to be honest

OneArt

Wonder how it got in their and use it to wipe my face.

Son Of A Vidic

There's a clue in your username OP.

Copper_pipe

Go mad in Tescos

Ainekav

depends on what you want:

you could get a box of rollies
or a few cheap cans
or a load of cheap food in tesco
or a can of coke, a pack of crisps, a chocolate bar and maybe a packet of wine gums.
or a pint in a pub (not in Dublin city centre ya wont!!)

or you could treat yourself to 6 chicken nuggets, curly fries and onion rings in McDonalds from the EURO SAVER MENU!!!!

It's painfully obvious how often I've found myself in this exact same position.

John Doe1

Go to the atm

woodoo

Save up for a medical card

El Guapo!

A pint and a packet of bacon fries

carfiosaoorl

That depends when am I paid next?

Saila

scan it and print it out.........many times over

Mint Sauce

Make it last till pay day on friday.

LighterGuy

Down to 5 euro? .. and not on the social welfare (aka, no means for more money)

I would steal and rob people.

Rick Deckard

Wish i had a fiver to be down to..

So the question is, what would i do if i ever got up to a fiver?
Cant dream that high

maxfresh

Sausage and chips on the chipper

El Guapo!

maxfresh wrote: »

Sausage and chips on the chipper

What, like, on the roof??

Fromthetrees

Smokes, smoking always, always smokes.

Keith186

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Well what would you do

Charge the drinks to the company card.

If I could!

Eathrin

LighterGuy wrote: »

I would steal and rob people.

Why have you bought people up till now?

GAAman

LighterGuy wrote: »

Down to 5 euro? .. and not on the social welfare (aka, no means for more money)

I would steal and rob people.

What would you do with the people after you have stolen them?

the groutch

find a €5 hooker

Solnskaya

Down to ones last Fiver?? How common. Perish the thought. Down to ones last five grand?? Start sweating. It's all relative really.

RichieC

You gotta eat.. get a bunch of bananas and a litre of milk.

- bo -

Gamble it, may as well. I've had a decent bit of luck, like today. Down to my last tener, stuck €5e/w on a 7/1 winner. I now have €52. Enough for grub tomorrow and bus fare on Friday. Happy days :cool:

qwertz

Maybe a grammar checker?

Darlughda

Buy flowers. Best ones I can get for a fiver.

pudzey101

Wipe my arse with it, then take out the cheque-book

Faith+1

Put €2.50 on Red and €2.50 on black

LighterGuy

GAAman wrote: »

What would you do with the people after you have stolen them?

I'd bring them to a pawn shop. See what I could get for em'.
Stupid sexy blonde D4 types fetch the best price I've been told. But I also hear GAA men have a good price too

In a completely unrelated matter, wanna meet up for a drink on saturday in my unregistered inconspicuous 'white van'?

Cian A wrote: »

Why have you bought people up till now?

Hmmm, GAAman's reply was better ... 7/10 tho :pac:

LighterGuy

Faith+1 wrote: »

Put €2.50 on Red and €2.50 on black

You cant lose man! (or win, lol.)

Pierce_1991

Aoifey! wrote: »

Scratch cards.

What do you scratch them with though...

wiger toods

Your Ma!

TheUsual

Buy a book on counting cards in Eason's.

Go online and win $500,000 in a Vegas tournament.

Daniel S

I suppose I'd be buying a fair amount of Vaseline...