So your down to your last €5 note. What do you do.

Davidson2k9

Buy something for €4.99 and post on boards asking what do with your last cent.

psychward

buy some condoms and go down to the docks

nice_very

4 karpakie in centra for the fiver, fukit

kjl

Faith+1 wrote: »

Put €2.50 on Red and €2.50 on black

ohh, 0 I am sorry you lose.

kjl

how much did I already spend?

celtictiger32

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Well what would you do

BOOKIES > PUB > BACK TO BOOKIES > BACK TO PUB > MAYBE A CLUB IF STILL STANDING STRAIGHT ENOUGH NOT TO HEAR 'SORRY NOT TONIGHT PAL, REGULARS ONLY' > CHIPPER.

:rolleyes: JAYSUS THE JOYS YOU CAN GET FROM A FIVER:D

Pdfile

celtictiger32 wrote: »

BOOKIES > PUB > BACK TO BOOKIES > BACK TO PUB > MAYBE A CLUB IF STILL STANDING STRAIGHT ENOUGH NOT TO HEAR 'SORRY NOT TONIGHT PAL, REGULARS ONLY' > CHIPPER.

:rolleyes: JAYSUS THE JOYS YOU CAN GET FROM A FIVER:D

on a 20.... this isn't 1957....

howwedoin

Go halves with someone on 20 benson and smoke away any hunger you may have.

ojola

Lidl here I come. Stretch the fiver as much as I can while planning how to make a few bob.

celtictiger32

Pdfile wrote: »

on a 20.... this isn't 1957....

if you read between the lines ^^^^ i won a few bob on the first visit to the bookies had a few jars went back over and won again:D

Cee-Jay-Cee

Go into the bank and open an account with the €5 then apply for a €500 overdraft on that account. Now you have €505!!!

yupyup7up

4 cans of Karpackie. sorted

Conall Cernach

Buy a knife. Now I can get all the monies I want.

roast

Pack of tobacco!

INEEDANID

Gamble it and hope for the best!

mattser

Why start with ' So ' ?

Ellis Dee

I don't smoke cigarettes, but if I was down to the last €5, I think I'd buy a packet of Marlboro and start.:) It might soothe my nerves, or at least the coughing would give me something different to worry about.:o

Ah, those were the days in the Celtic Tiger, when people could smile as they looked at how much money they had left at the end of the month. Now they grimace when they realise how much month is left at the end of the money. :rolleyes:

UglyBolloxFace

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Well what would you do

I would give the fiver to you in the hope that it would help you formulate your own opinion, and also teach you the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

Gummy Panda

If I was down to my last fiver, I'd head north of the canal to the network games building. I'd hope I could pass the physical to get into something like "Treadmill for dollars" one the FreeVee

The_Wexican

If I was still 9 years old it would have to be 500 penny jellies

Copper_pipe

EuroSaver Menu

Luap

Put it in a bank.

2k9cian2k9

Hope for the best in the bookies :P

UnawareCaesar

Buy a few Dip Dabs and little plastic bags and sell them to idiots as cocaine, profit city.

GAAman

LighterGuy wrote: »

I'd bring them to a pawn shop. See what I could get for em'.
Stupid sexy blonde D4 types fetch the best price I've been told. But I also hear GAA men have a good price too

In a completely unrelated matter, wanna meet up for a drink on saturday in my unregistered inconspicuous 'white van'?

I am worth a million.............pesetas :pac:

Copper_pipe

Buy Greece

Niles

Keep it till I get more? If I only had a fiver left I wouldn't be in rush to spend it...

starlit

Save it for safe keeping and put it away safely for a rainy day or for an emergency!

kfallon

30 cent Lucky 15 for me and hope for the best!

johnROSS

go busking with just an elastic band across the top of a tissue box

Copper_pipe

johnROSS wrote: »

go busking with just an elastic band across the top of a tissue box

surely not a man size tissue box

laoch na mona

buy a knife and mug people who shops in the likes of brown Thomas

ToddyDoody

Go to lidl, buy a crate of their cheapest, glueist smelling porridge.

YBTurbo

Ye are all fecking wrong,

Here's how ya do it..........

Spend the 5er on a Taxi to the nearest Dole Office,
Go in sign a few forms,
Free Council House + Weekly money. Then Borrow a Child, Collect Childrens Allowance weekly.

Shop in Lidls, Save your money, Buy a car and don't pay insurance/tax and if stopped put on a sob story saying you can't afford it etc... Either get let off or get a suspended jail sentence because they are over crowded, On the off chance you do get locked up, Free food and play the Playstation/X-Box or watch TV to pass the time.

Get let out, and repeat as above, Also don't forget to buy the 57'' Sony TV with Surround Sound + Sky HD and pay a 5er a week for it.


So while ye piss away yer last remaining 5er, I'm living a life for free..... :cool: