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  • 24-11-2011 10:32am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    I was stopped in the street today by someone conducting a survey.

    He asked me what I knew about dwarfs.

    I said 'Very Little'.

    __________________

    A vicar is having a masterbating in the bathroom.

    As he's finishing himself off, he turns around to see the window cleaner staring at him.

    Red faced, he rushes downstairs as he hears a knock at the door,

    "I've done your windows vicar, that'll be £100" says the cleaner with a smirk and a wink.

    Hurriedly, the vicar pays him and shuts the door.

    The vicars wife, who had been listening, yelled "£100 for 4 small windows?!

    He must have seen you coming..!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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