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Duck

Capt'n Midnight · 2011-11-24 23:23:40

Bob goes into a pet shop looking for something exotic. The sales assistant points out a special offer: "We have this wonderful Indonesian Dancing Duck." "Indonesian Dancing Duck?" says Bob. "What on earth is that?" "Well, it's a special breed of duck. It dances like Fred Astaire. Take a look." Bob looks over at a tall cage…

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Bob goes into a pet shop looking for something exotic. The sales assistant points out a special offer:

"We have this wonderful Indonesian Dancing Duck."

"Indonesian Dancing Duck?" says Bob. "What on earth is that?"

"Well, it's a special breed of duck. It dances like Fred Astaire. Take a look."

Bob looks over at a tall cage and sure enough he sees the Indonesian Dancing Duck tap-dancing around with astounding agility.

"That's great! Never seen anything like it. I'll take it."

Bob buys the Indonesian Dancing Duck, takes it home and two days later calls the pet shop:

"I just wanted to say that the Indonesian Dancing Duck you sold me is fantastic. It hasn't stopped dancing since I brought it home."

"Well," says the pet shop assistant, "it might need some rest, you know. At night you're supposed to open the drawer underneath the cage and blow out the tea lights."

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