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  • 25-11-2011 10:22am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    My dog's just blown his kennel up...




    Bloody West Highland Terrorist!

    Paddy and Murphy are trying to estimate the height of a flag pole.

    A builder walks past and they explain their problem to him.

    He says, " That's simple fallas! Watch this!"

    He unbolts it, lies it flat and measures it.

    Paddy says, "F'kin thick twat!

    We wanted the height not the length."

    Life is like toilet paper, either you're on a roll, or you're taking Sh1t from some arsehole..!!

    Over the moon coz today I won my first cage fight.


    Fookin parrot won't be bitin me again .

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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