Testicle Cleaveage Question

Stiffler2

Well, I was down with another employee not 10 minutes ago whom happened to be a right ol looker with a low cut top. She was sitting, I was standing.

Long story short, she looked away, I looked down her top. She stung me and look annoyed for whatever reason ??

I mean you put them on display like that and that's what happens. You may as well have a sign around your neck that says : "Please look down my blouse"

Anyway this got me thinking. If I was to display 1 testicle through my zipper and put it in a sling similiar to a bra and walked around the office do you think women would find it hard not to look at it / stare at it.

Not for any attraction reasons but just because it's hanging out the ways the breasts do in low cut tops. It's just not fair at all

I reckon if I was to sling the testicles and put them on display in front of the zipper I could definately sting a few wimminz looking at my boll!x.

I hope you see my point here :

Rant Over /

Fear Uladh

What if you make a balls of it?

Red Hand

A mankini is what you want, man. It's not illegal, but should be imo.

Gary4279

Apt user name.

Oranage2

I honestly think girls wear low cut tops for the Lolz - the other day I was going to the gym in clontarf and the receptionist had her boobs propper out - I had to get another card and it was such an awkward moment in a turn on way - everytime she went to the computer I had a good look but when she was talking to me I had to look over the top of her head - She knew what she was doing!!!

stupidusername

I, for one, would love to see more testicles on display.

FatherLen

i love when this topic shows up every couple of months.

Abi

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Well, I was down with another employee not 10 minutes ago whom happened to be a right ol looker with a low cut top. She was sitting, I was standing.

Long story short, she looked away, I looked down her top. She stung me and look annoyed for whatever reason ??

I mean you put them on display like that and that's what happens. You may as well have a sign around your neck that says : "Please look down my blouse"

Anyway this got me thinking. If I was to display 1 testicle through my zipper and put it in a sling similiar to a bra and walked around the office do you think women would find it hard not to look at it / stare at it.

Not for any attraction reasons but just because it's hanging out the ways the breasts do in low cut tops. It's just not fair at all

I reckon if I was to sling the testicles and put them on display in front of the zipper I could definately sting a few wimminz looking at my boll!x.

I hope you see my point here :

Rant Over /

I'd like to see that just for the pure comical value.


I wear low cut tops, I know they might be glanced at, and I don't give a shit.

You should have asked her what she was annoyed for.

Stiffler2

Red Hand wrote: »

A mankini is what you want, man. It's not illegal, but should be imo.

Similiar to what Borat wears ??
*Noted - could work on non uniform days ?

IdidIt

Space avalanche read your mind.

http://www.spaceavalanche.com/2011/03/09/work-environment/

Ellis Dee

That looking annoyed bit is just one of those things that some women do. If you hadn't perved her tits when she showed them off, she's probably be going around saying she suspected you were queer.;)

That idea of having your testicles hanging out like that is not a great one, unless the Irish climate suddenly gets a lot warmer.:eek:

BTW, remember that song that Foster and Allen sing about the Stone outside Dan Murphy's Door?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibQHZGlirI

If you ever wondered what happened to it, the answer is that Bord Failte put another one beside it and made a bollocks of it.:):)

Captain Darling

How do you get the frank above the beans?

Stiffler2

Captain Darling wrote: »

How do you get the frank above the beans?

ya wha ?

frag420

Abi wrote: »

I wear low cut tops, I know they might be glanced at, and I don't give a sh[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR].

I don't believe you, I think we need proof of this claim!!

frAg

-Trek-

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Anyway this got me thinking.

Famous last words

Kiera

Nads cleavage, this is why I feel so at home in After Hours!

admiralofthefleet

i love a nice pair of top bollox

CdeC

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Long story short, she looked away, I looked down her top. She stung me and look annoyed for whatever reason ??

Rant Over /

The reason she looked annoyed because you're ugly and gross. If you were hot she probably would've invited you in for a squeeze.

OldGoat

Abi wrote: »

I wear low cut tops

Pics or G...awww we did this one already. Fresh meat please!

Kiera

CdeC wrote: »

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Long story short, she looked away, I looked down her top. She stung me and look annoyed for whatever reason ??

Rant Over /

The reason she looked annoyed because you're ugly and gross. If you were hot she probably would've invited you in for a squeeze.

Or a motorboat. Can't beat an aul motor boating from a hot stranger

Snowie

stupidusername wrote: »

I, for one, would love to see more testicles on display.

so are you gonna stand there saying to yur self cooooorrrr id love to suck them there balls

OldGoat wrote: »

Pics or G...awww we did this one already. Fresh meat please!

:eek:

god damm it man pull your self together!:D

stop ninja editing to :mad: saw what you said :mad:

Big Nasty

OP - you haven't heard of 'Balls Out Jeans' then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrl5sYmApcI

OldGoat

Kiera wrote: »

You just got in there, goaty

BWahahahahaha I just edited my edit and now you look silly.
Motorboating - lovely pastime, fun for all the senses.

stupidusername

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

so are you gonna stand there saying to yur self cooooorrrr id love to suck them there balls

I don't really get cravings to suck balls, so probably not.

Kiera

OldGoat wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

You just got in there, goaty

BWahahahahaha I just edited my edit and now you look silly.
Motorboating - lovely pastime, fun for all the senses.

You've lost the plot old timer

Snowie

stupidusername wrote: »

I don't really get cravings to suck balls, so probably not.

well then why would you want to see them :pac:?

how about more bulge might be a better term as it were ??

stupidusername

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

well then why would you want to see them :pac:?

how about more bulge might be a better term as it were ??

bulge is good. nice to see.

well i've never had a man have his balls hanging out of his pants in front of me before, so who knows, maybe I will get that urge

Kiera

stupidusername wrote: »

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

well then why would you want to see them :pac:?

how about more bulge might be a better term as it were ??

bulge is good. nice to see.

well i've never had a man have his balls hanging out of his pants in front of me before, so who knows, maybe I will get that urge

Take a stroll down to dollymount

parker kent

The thing is, boobs are lovely and everybody wants to look at them. Balls are horrible and far less people want to see them :pac:

A better comparison would be girls complaining about cleavage gazing whilst doing their fair share of "appreciative glances" at arms, torsos, bulges etc.

BTW I say "appreciative glances" as a girl once tried to pretend there was some difference between her checking out men and guys checking out girls. Both sexes have their moments when they ogle a bit too much!

Abi

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

:eek:

god damm it man pull your self together!:D

stop ninja editing to :mad: saw what you said :mad:

Dare I ask? :pac:



Balls are funs. I'm all for this new balls on display gig :cool:

sbsquarepants

I'm a bloke and if you walked around my office with your balls in a sling, i'd stare. Why would women be any different?
It's not everyday you see some bloke with his nuts in a sling!

kazul

Captain Darling wrote: »

How do you get the frank above the beans?

The frank IS above the beans, or is your nutsack on top?

cesc77

Discontinue this idea immediately OP.

Even the thought of my beans coming into contact with the teeth of a zipper sends a shiver down my spine.I can feel the boyos shrivelling as I write this.:o

Could be due to the time when I was ahem,with my girlfriend and her brother walked in :mad:forcing me to pull up my zipper quick and nicking the sack.

nick nack:pac:

kfallon

Having the ould bollix hanging out means that nobody is ever safe from a good old fashioned teabagging, sleep with one eye open!

Plus it's good to air them once in a while so I'm all for it.

Maybe both men and women should walk around with all genitalia haning out, if only for comedic value

"Jaysus look at the dead squirrel on yer wan"

or for the ladies

"Christ he shaved them up right and proper didn't he, looks like the last chicken in SuperValu now....wha?!"

Stiffler2

stupidusername wrote: »

bulge is good. nice to see.

well i've never had a man have his balls hanging out of his pants in front of me before, so who knows, maybe I will get that urge

You're all ignoring the main point. If you were standing if front of a man who had his balls hanging out of his zipper the question is "would you be able not to look"

This is the predicament men have to deal with on a day to day basis......

Just think about it !

Big Nasty

Stiffler2 wrote: »

You're all ignoring the main point. If you were standing if front of a man who had his balls hanging out of his zipper the question is "would you be able not to look"

This is the predicament men have to deal with on a day to day basis......

Just think about it !

It's a predicament I can put up with!

kfallon

Stiffler2 wrote: »

You're all ignoring the main point. If you were standing if front of a man who had his balls hanging out of his zipper the question is "would you be able not to look"

This is the predicament men have to deal with on a day to day basis......

Just think about it !

If someone was standing in front of you with a snot hanging out of their nose you'd look at it.

If someone was wearing trousers and had their knee sticking out a hole you'd look at it.

If someone had their tongue hanging out you'd look at that.

I think it's more the mindset of what we expect to see when someone is standing infront of us fully clothed. Anything out of the ordinary and we look at it, it's instinct. You don't expect to see snot, boobs, balls, knees, toes when someone fully clothed is standing in front of you so it's a natural reaction to look. However I'd rather look at a nice big ripe pair of booberieges (Phlemish for boobs :pac:) than a bogey hanging from someone's nose!

Now enough of the seriousness ffs, back to the balls & boobs gags!

foxyboxer

Courtesy of Dave Chappelle.

If a woman wears a short skirt to work, she has no right to complain when a man gives her the attention that she was seeking by putting that dress on in the first place.

"The girl says, 'Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore!' Which is true. Gentlemen, that is true.

Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't ever forget it. But ladies, you must understand that is f*cking CONFUSING! It just is.

Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform.

Somebody might run up on me, saying, 'Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!'

'Woooah!!! Just because I'm DRESSED this way does not make me a police officer!'

cosmicfart

Ballbras - this is gonna be a whole new trend for Irish males in the summer luv it

foxyboxer

Surely a tight ole Bum would more attractive to the ladies than a Scrotum??

"Angela, are you an Bum or a Ball woman?"

Snowie

stupidusername wrote: »

bulge is good. nice to see.

well i've never had a man have his balls hanging out of his pants in front of me before, so who knows, maybe I will get that urge

so it must be but balls bulge up in cold weather to keep them warm and win warm weather go all lose and slapy

Kiera wrote: »

Take a stroll down to dollymount

in my speedos ? :cool:

Abi wrote: »

Dare I ask? :pac:



Balls are funs. I'm all for this new balls on display gig :cool:

he was saying about motor boating :eek:

fiend

kfallon

No surprise, a thread about balls and the 3 biggest female perverts hornbags voyeurs on AH are all over it like a cheap suit :pac:

*dons tin hat*

Stiffler2

Ok, a hem, after extensive research - www.google.ie - ball bra I found this link.
It's special underwear for men which leaves the schlong out but acts as a support for your testicles.

Possibly NSFW but looks ok to me : http://ballbra.com/(S(eskyvk45f3rded45twrug0yu))/web_shop/html/productList.aspx

it just shows male models wearing the supported boxers with the schlong censored out so deffo not porn, should be ok to look at in work IMO

So it does exist. I could purchase this and hang them out while slinged in a bra like contraption while at the same time hiding the schlong.

Could then strut around work with a videocam recording wimminz reactions to my testicle cleavage.

1st stop - that b!tch that seems annoyed when I looked down her top.
Might even have to do a few jumping jacks in front of her while wearing the support, see how she likes dem apples.

Once she looks I can then point at her and shout "PERVERT" at the top of my voice & strut off while swinging them left to right during a funny walk off.

Buttoned jeans are a must here men - no zippers as 1 poster has already mentioned. We've all made that mistake already at 1 time or another in our lives.

mconigol

Just start wearing full lycra body suits OP.

castletownman

Reminds me of the time when a few years ago a few lads I went to school with went through a phase where they would walk around nightclubs with their mickey's hanging out. They would purposely grind up to strangers on the dance-floor and all. I may have been pressurised into doing it myself the odd time.

Brilliant memories

Saila

they want you to look and get caught and secretly feel good about themselves while making you feel like your doing something wrong

cretins! :mad:

Brain Stroking

Abi wrote: »

Dare I ask? :pac:



Balls are funs. I'm all for this new balls on display gig :cool:

Your comments on this thread and general sassiness are making my balls swell. I reckon we could be a good match. Teabag?

Snowie

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Your comments on this thread and general sassiness are making my balls swell. I reckon we could be a good match. Teabag?

TMI

Abi

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Your comments on this thread and general sassiness are making my balls swell. I reckon we could be a good match. Teabag?

Two sugars, dash of milk, stir to the left

Cill Dara Abu

Peevage? Pfft old news :rolleyes:

stovelid

In fairness OP, tits are generally not as wrinkled as WH Auden's face and covered in coarse hair.