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  • 25-11-2011 10:41pm
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    chucknorris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭


    I phoned the police the other day and they said whats ur emergency and i said "There's two girls fighting over me".

    The copper said " ye, whats the problem? "

    "The fat one is winning" :D


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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    I saw two blind men fighting earlier today.

    You should have seen them run when I said my moneys on the one with the knife

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    ad92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭ad92


    haha..you should've shot the fat one.. :D


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    trad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    ad92 wrote: »
    haha..you should've shot the fat one.. :D

    A sniper wouldn't take her out


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    bigtimecharlie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,080 ✭✭✭bigtimecharlie


    trad wrote: »
    A sniper wouldn't take her out

    Nor would the tide.


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