If you were told you had one week to live, how would you use your last week?

uln

If you were told you had one week to live, how would you use your last week?

Saila

go to the doctors and tell the receptionist to give me an appointment after a week

and then just jump off liberty hall or something after on the way home

galwayrush

I live every week as if it's my last.:cool:

FatherLen

drunk

Micky Dolenz

galwayrush wrote: »

I live every week as if it's my last.:cool:

You'll be right one week

Chuck Stone

Sex, drugs, fast cars and a helimachopter for the finale.

Kiera

If i was still able bodied I'd do as much with my family and friends as i could. I've done all the bungee jumping, skydive stuff so quality time with all those i love would be the best way to spend my week.

ScummyMan

As many faps as humanly possible.

Saila

Man.UnitedLad wrote: »

As many faps as humanly possible.

up to before or after it hurts?

galwayrush

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

You'll be right one week

I could bet my life savings on it....:D

Pherekydes

I was given one week to live, but I don't remember what I did, because I was 4 months old and had whooping cough. I suppose I coughed a lot and shat my nappy.

Anyway, old indestructible is still he...

My name is URL

I'd most likely spend the time crying like a bitch

Micky Dolenz

Man.UnitedLad wrote: »

As many faps as humanly possible.

Or you could just have sex.

Mike 1972

credit card + coke + hookers

Actually scratch that

Seeing as how I wont be around long enough to be fuked up by it

credit card + heroin + bareback hookers

Eric Cartman

Steal a fast car, committ every crime I can think of , blow up an embassy and take heroin

Saila

Mike 1972 wrote: »

credit card + coke + hookers

Actually scratch that

Seeing as how I wont be around long enough to be fuked up by it

credit card + heroin + bareback hookers

they take heroin on CC now. nice

efb

I tell everyone I love how much they mean to me- them give bare back a go!

wolf moon

uln wrote: »

If you were told you had one week to live, how would you use your last week?

Hookers, booze and drugs.

Micky Dolenz

I'd probably spend the first day deleting all evidence of my "hobbies" and internet accounts.

Then I'd join the rest for hookers and heroin.

Artur Foden

Take as many fools with me as possible.

Vanbis

I'd get the biggest loan i could from a bank and have a massive party and then go blow the lot. I'd finish by chasing down a certain girl i fell for and ask to spend the last few days together and get so drunk on my last night i wouldn't have to worry about a hangover.

Duvlin

galwayrush wrote: »

I live every week as if it's my last.:cool:

Because somday you will be right.

Burky126

Watch the earth burn.Nice and toasty for my passing to hell.

If I have the time,maybe read some books that i've always meant to get to.

kfallon

Get as many family and friends together as I could and start on the first day of the last week and see who can last the longest on the beer

ToddyDoody

Stay in bed.. Knowing i was dying would be a bit of a larry downer. Alternatively, have lots of booze and use it to have multiple gatherings with anyone i have ever had a conversation with / shared a mutual experience (in the clean sense of the phrase) also write a **** load of post dated cheques

parker kent

Use the "make a dying man's last few hours special" line on as many women as possible.

Duvlin

Duvlin wrote: »

Because somday you will be right.

You know thats my way too and i though i was the only one,as for a book i would read all of Thomas Pain books again .

Dravokivich

I'd finally beat my friend in a game of pool.

Carverkid

Run around naked, smoke everything I could lay my grubby little paws on, indulge in all seven deadly sins at once and spend my last half hour praying for forgiveness. Also, kick Chuck Norris in the tonkers if I could find him.

Please Kill Me

uln wrote: »

If you were told you had one week to live, how would you use your last week?

Very busily nailing everyone who f**ked me over in the last couple of years. If I'm going down, I'm taking as many as I can with me!!!!

C-Shore

Blast as many people with piss as possible.

Kiera

C-Shore wrote: »

Blast as many people with piss as possible.

To do that you'd have to spend half your week drinking loads of water....

Davidson2k9

I dont actually know.

I'd find it hard to come to terms with, and by the time I do, the week will be gone.

Saila

Kiera wrote: »

To do that you'd have to spend half your week drinking loads of water....

or just cyphon urinals in public toilets [cut a hole in the waste tube and collect it in a bucket disguised as a..small horse

jimmynokia

playboy mansion with a choice of as many birds i want

C-Shore

Kiera wrote: »

To do that you'd have to spend half your week drinking loads of water....

If it was my last week I don't think I'd be drinking water!

Ainekav

Definitely rob a bank/get a huge loan/borrow money off someone I didn't like and have a massive party with drink drugs and good music. ( so basically hookers and heroin)

I would also eat in the best restaurants and go back to san francisco for a day or two.

Kiera

C-Shore wrote: »

If it was my last week I don't think I'd be drinking water!

Well...ya see... Alcohol dehydrates you so if you wanted to blast everyone with piss you'd kinda have to drink water to do so.

Otherwise you'd be standing there with your lad out and nothing would be happening.

LizT

Fly to America and go back to Yosemite and die there!

Dravokivich

Kiera wrote: »

C-Shore wrote: »

If it was my last week I don't think I'd be drinking water!

Well...ya see... Alcohol dehydrates you so if you wanted to blast everyone with piss you'd kinda have to drink water to do so.

Otherwise you'd be standing there with your lad out and nothing would be happening.

Haha, wanting to blast with piss ould he quite the cover story for not getting it up so.

Johro

Kiera wrote: »

Well...ya see... Alcohol dehydrates you so if you wanted to blast everyone with piss you'd kinda have to drink water to do so.

Otherwise you'd be standing there with your lad out and nothing would be happening.

That would be disappointing.

Kiera

Johro wrote: »

That would be disappointing.

I agree. The birdies would probably come and peck it away.

kfallon

C-Shore wrote: »

Blast as many people with piss as possible.

I can think of about a million better things to do then that :rolleyes:

C-Shore

The time I would have spent listing order of preference can now be used to drink the water..

Tigger

Find a better doctor

But if that didn't work there are a few people I'd kill
Sorry but it's true

Johro

I know this guy who, if faced with OP's suggestion, would pay all his bills.
Honestly.

DublinWriter

I'd probably make a video diary to my 18-month old son, telling him all about my life, my experiences, my mistakes, my small triumphs and big failures and generally pass on the wisdom of my 42 years here on planet earth.

That'd probably take about an hour to do, so I'd then be off to the nearest Porcshe dealer to blow his college fund in week long effort to make Grand Theft Auto III a truly immersive experience.

C-Shore

Kiera wrote: »

Well...ya see... Alcohol dehydrates you so if you wanted to blast everyone with piss you'd kinda have to drink water to do so.

Otherwise you'd be standing there with your lad out and nothing would be happening.

I'm diabetic, I was thinking of lilt.

Kiera

C-Shore wrote: »

I'm diabetic, I was thinking of lilt.

Well... here's the other thing... If you're gonna drink enough lilt to blast them all with piss then you'd be in a diabetic coma before you got a chance with all the sugar in the lilt :P

sex

i guess i could join the club and drink some water too

C-Shore

Kiera wrote: »

C-Shore wrote: »

I'm diabetic, I was thinking of lilt.

Well... here's the other thing... If you're gonna drink enough lilt to blast them all with piss then you'd be smiling in a diabetic coma before you got a chance with all the sugar in the lilt :P

Fixed it for you!

I miss lilt